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[tutankamun]

4 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

I've been working with the council since I'm now on the committee of the CC into all these regulations. 

The rules also state meals cannot be handed out for free to allow people to drink. So if we dished out bowls of chips for free that's a no no. But if we sell them for 1p that's allowed. Absolute carry on.

have they issued these rules? 

[dazzy_deff]

5 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

have they issued these rules? 

No idea - but we have had multiple phone conversations and visits to go over how we operate and thats what we've been told. 

[Zeus]

What a carry on. 

 

Place I was on Saturday, allowed you as much alcohol as you wanted as soon as you placed an food order until the minute you paid the bill. 

 

Heard of others only allowing 1 drink per meal....

[tutankamun]

In my local, folk are just sitting with an nominal amount of food on a plate in front of them (chicken & chips?) and boozing for as long as they please. Some don't even eat the food.

Most folk still sit outside though, although probably not today given the weather.

[dazzy_deff]

26 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

In my local, folk are just sitting with an nominal amount of food on a plate in front of them (chicken & chips?) and boozing for as long as they please. Some don't even eat the food.

Most folk still sit outside though, although probably not today given the weather.

Technically against the rules - its what we tried to implement. However, very difficult to police. 

[dazzy_deff]

13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You've really taken to this committee. 

Congratulations. 

Thanks CP. 

[manboobs109]

Do you need to carry your drinks on a tray at your club Dazzy? Always grated my nipple ends that. 

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Clean out the filth. 

Do yous still stand for the queen at the end of the evening?

That's a british legion thing CP. 

[dazzy_deff]

3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Mmmm im convinced they did it at the CC aswell. 

Certainly didnt accept any headwear. 

I am speaking circa 1998 when i was last in there. 

Pumped a bird called Laura Chalmers(you might know her) dropped her at home and raised hell in the CC all day. 

We were told we were not welcome back. 

Reflecting back our behaviour was probably rancid. 

Think you're tripping. 

Headwear still frowned upon technically although that will be changing now us young guns are running the show. 

Don't know that bird, bit older than me if it was 98, but I'll ask around. I'll have mutual friends if she's a local. 

Always welcome back for a beer. Might treat you to one on the house. I do miss the days when it was my pals working behind the bar and we got regular lock ins. The white heids will have had a heart attack if they'd known. proper RnR.

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

I've been working with the council since I'm now on the committee of the CC into all these regulations. 

The rules also state meals cannot be handed out for free to allow people to drink. So if we dished out bowls of chips for free that's a no no. But if we sell them for 1p that's allowed. Absolute carry on.

Loved Billy Mackenzie 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

The guidance also says that the alcohol should be an accompaniment(sp) to the food, not the food being an accompaniment to the alcohol. Staff would need to be fucking mind readers to know that. 

I wonder what would happen in a situation whereby you buy food (say, Eggs Balmoral, for example's sake) and a bottle of water at your local Wetherspoons and then pay for it as one transaction.

Whilst you await being served the food you fancy a pint of beer. 

Would you get served the pint upon request (as you bloody well should do) or would you be denied the right to buy the pint as it is not deemed to be accompanying the food as part of the initial transaction, although it would be once you are eventually served the food you ordered? 

[Redmist1903]

3 hours ago, tutankamun said:

the whole thing's fucking stupid.

what if i wanted 2 paninis? would I still have to have the chips?

You'd be allowed to have two pints to wash them down.

[minijc]

That's glorious Sweden tightening restrictions 

[Howard Marks]

Just when I thought that I would be struggling with the draft project after communism the first week of the month for my thesis assignment and I was wondering if you could help with that as w I will not be able for the last couple of days ago hehe hshs and I have been working on the last one I have a guy with a couple of years. 

My best Rocket Scientist impression. Just bashing buttons.

[Parklife]

30 minutes ago, minijc said:

That's glorious Sweden tightening restrictions 

They should just protect the vulnerable and let everyone else get on with it. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

They should just protect the vulnerable and let everyone else get on with it. 

It's impossible to protect the vulnerable Parky. It's easier to protect everyone apparently. I thought you knew that.

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here manchebs i get it; fundamentally fair enough - I'm always curious how you plan on dealing with the aftermath of telling folk they arenae getting stuff because they don't qualify.

 

Because I tell you this son - itll be scary.

 

For me, pushing the effort envelope is the only way of feasibly satisfying the masses. Sure there'll be many many examples of complete contradiction; but now commonplace is the cutthroat way in which the internet takes care of these folks.

 

They'll kick fuck out you manchebs. There's no point in that.

I'm not 100% sure what your on about Dad

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Its not worth an investigation to be honest. 

All we need to know is it was a particularly great ride, a solid 69 with bumhole getting a flickering like a snake tasting the air for fresh shrews. 

All while my girlfriend at the time was hospitalised in Cornhill battling Anorexia. 

The tailend of a great decade. 

98 would be the landing strip era or was she ahead of her time with a shaven haven?

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

98 would be the landing strip era or was she ahead of her time with a shaven haven?

They're talking about women Brizo, stay out of it. 

[Poodler]

8 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Its not worth an investigation to be honest. 

All we need to know is it was a particularly great ride, a solid 69 with bumhole getting a flickering like a snake tasting the air for fresh shrews. 

All while my girlfriend at the time was hospitalised in Cornhill battling Anorexia. 

The tailend of a great decade. 

Beautifully written 

I'd love to see what you write in Xmas cards 

[alscotoz]

10 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach I'm just saying that feeding the mouths of the most effective is on paper a way of doing things terrifically; but the interpretation of terrific is different for a lot of cunts. Loads of folk will raise you up on their shoulders, championing your wise words, I'm no disputing that - at the same time though many folk will want to kick fuck out of you for the black and white mentality (as they view it).

 

It's no worth the hassle. 

100% agreed.

It wasn't worth the hassle reading the initial pile of pish but then you followed it up with an explanation for the pile of pish which was an even bigger pile of pish.

Pish

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

 

Did you viagra up and satisfy Mum?

[alscotoz]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

Apologies son and you also manchebs obviously.

 

How did you get on with Spotify?

Had to download everything again but didn't lose the list of previous downloaded stuff.

Suffice to say I wasn't very impressed and was glad I have unlimited data.

[alscotoz]

Just now, Dad said:

No no (for the love of fuck)

 

Just addressing the shoulder/neck/back misery; a pinched nerve still (5 months now) evident.

 

Thankfully - a steady rubbing of voltarolin the morn for through the day, then Mary Jane in the eve - and we can pretend Dad is ready to conquer Everest ?

 

For a while anyways

 

Ah no

I've got problems in that area. Got an ultrasound this week and waiting for results. Doc thinking rotator cuff. I'm thinking fucking sick of it.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

Apologies son and you also manchebs obviously.

 

How did you get on with Spotify?

You never need to apologise to me Dad. Never. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases.

 

Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous.

[daytripping]

She also said cases were rising in some level 1 and 2 areas. Maybe stop shipping ill people into them you fucking weasel.

[Joe pike]

14 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases.

 

Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous.

She has been hinting at this for at least 4 weeks and done fuck all

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Won’t stop me travelling up and down . Dont give a fuck 

[The Boofon]

29 minutes ago, daytripping said:

She also said cases were rising in some level 1 and 2 areas. Maybe stop shipping ill people into them you fucking weasel.

Your best ever post (apart from the Stovies one)