Coronavirus

[The Boofon]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. 

Should be changing masks regularly Hanz.

 

Old ones will not work after a while.

[Poodler]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. 

I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent.

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent.

^^LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

 

Variety is the spice of doughnuts. I like them all. Half the fun is finding out how they keep them.

Check the eyebrows. Tidy eyebrows, shaven fanny

[Redforever86]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s not illegal 

Exactly I'm in London, returning tonight. Anyone says fuck all just say "I think I'm allowed". 

Heaps of cunts down here not observing social distancing in the slightest, few not wearing masks inside, heaps and heaps of pointless shops open. Nae chance this is going to die down before xmas I reckon.

[Henry]

12 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

heaps and heaps of pointless shops open

Had no idea it was so popular, I'm more of a Chase man myself.

[daytripping]

Check their scants for rogue hairs that may have came loose.

[manboobs109]

Banned bevvy on the train now. Fucking disgrace. One of life's great pleasures is getting pissed on a train journey. 

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Banned bevvy on the train now. Fucking disgrace. One of life's great pleasures is getting pissed on a train journey. 

Top tip....empty half a 2 litre bottle of coke, fill with 1 litre of vodka. Booze ban swerved. Fellow passengers, the ticket mannie and any passing police will think you're enjoying a refreshing cup of pop.

[Parklife]

Used to get polis on the trains on the day of Scotland games making folk pour out their beer Or checking coke bottles with a dipstick that changed colour if there was alcohol present ? 

We took time making vodka jellies to get round them. ?

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent.

Didnt think youd be the kind of man that would comply with isolation. 

RnR indeed. 

[Henry]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Banned bevvy on the train now. Fucking disgrace. One of life's great pleasures is getting pissed on a train journey. 

 

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Link? ?  That’s shite. I luv a few cans on the train 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54919025

Temporary my hole. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The train booze ban is temporary.

Oh yeah, temporary. I can see the SNP rushing to bring drinking on trains back. 

[Parklife]

?

[Redforever86]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Oh yeah, temporary. I can see the SNP rushing to bring drinking on trains back. 

This. Getting paranoid like. 

[tutankamun]

I didn't realise there was a late entry curfew for pubs.

For a pub in level 2 (open until 22:30), last entry is 21:30. Struggling to see the logic there 

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

I didn't realise there was a late entry curfew for pubs.

For a pub in level 2 (open until 22:30), last entry is 21:30. Struggling to see the logic there 

Yip and with indoors closing at 8, last entry is 7 and last orders 730. Total sham. 

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s Scotrail’s decision. 

The clues in the name, part of the cult.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Didnt think youd be the kind of man that would comply with isolation. 

RnR indeed. 

Unorthodox

[Parklife]

52 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

What is the point?

Most of us drink. Some of us drink to get pished. Some for altered images. Some for the taste, man.

Jellies or indeed any solid substance to get pished? That's not drinking obviously but I genuinely can't see why anyone would want to.

I don't even understand why craft the wankery brigade behave as they do but "vodka jellies", totally unfathomable.

Hi RS, how are you? 

In answer to your query:

1. To "beat" the jobsworth polis

2. To consume alcohol 

3. For a laugh 

Hope this answers your question. 

[Foster14]

Last time I was on a dry train, the night before I had injected some rum in to a ham joint,  left it to soak in rum and then packed it up for my lunch.  Fit a hoot, the police were oblivious.

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Used to get polis on the trains on the day of Scotland games making folk pour out their beer Or checking coke bottles with a dipstick that changed colour if there was alcohol present ? 

We took time making vodka jellies to get round them. ?

G’wa that’s never a thing is it ? I always used to pre mix bottles of coke with rum and never seen that nonsense. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

G’wa that’s never a thing is it ? I always used to pre mix bottles of coke with rum and never seen that nonsense. 

Been on hundreds of fitba buses and supposed dry trains for fitba, been pulled over umpteen times and not once seen one of those dip sticks. Had tinnies poured out but never once my vodka and Fanta mixy.

[Guest milne_afc]

Pretty sure it was dry trains on the day of the Tynecastle semi final. Drunkenest 10000 people I’ve ever laid eyes on.

[manboobs109]

Shouldn't have to hide beer in coffee cups or bake vodka fucking cakes to get a drink on a motherfucking train. It's Scotland we live in cunt faces not North Korea. 

[DD1903]

24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Shouldn't have to hide beer in coffee cups or bake vodka fucking cakes to get a drink on a motherfucking train. It's Scotland we live in cunt faces not North Korea. 

I read that bit in the accent of Samuel L Jackson

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Been on hundreds of fitba buses and supposed dry trains for fitba, been pulled over umpteen times and not once seen one of those dip sticks. Had tinnies poured out but never once my vodka and Fanta mixy.

And now that you're rubbing shoulders with the establishment you'll be a protected man. 

[dazzy_deff]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

And now that you're rubbing shoulders with the establishment you'll be a protected man. 

Always been a protected man. Lots of friends in high places.

[minijc]

Hopefully Aberdeen gets made an example of again after those shocking scenes at The Draft Project.

[dazzy_deff]

Sturgeon will be crucifying the dafties the morn