Coronavirus

[daytripping]

Outbreak at McIntosh butcher factory in Portlethen, think 78 people. They're mostly Polish people there so not sure if they really count.

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Outbreak at McIntosh butcher factory in Portlethen, think 78 people. They're mostly Polish people there so not sure if they really count.

Should just lock them up inside the factory.

Keep production going and contain the virus. 
Put them on time and a half for weekends.

[BrianFaePerth]

40 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Outbreak at McIntosh butcher factory in Portlethen, think 78 people. They're mostly Polish people there so not sure if they really count.

They could still kick the shit out of you, covids or no

[daytripping]

42 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

They could still kick the shit out of you, covids or no

Blindside punch from behind, would have been a different story if he'd not taken the cowards route. ?

Wonder how long the virus lasts on meat, especially with it being refrigerated, might slow down how long it takes for the bug to die. I'd stay clear of McIntosh meat for a while. Weird how so many can catch it in one place as well, you'd need to question the social distancing and hygiene measures in place. 

[daytripping]

Reading the reason so many have caught it is the poor pay makes them house share, loads packed into houses, even the same beds getting used between day and night shifts. This is the second outbreak in a Month. Got the info off facers so guessing it's probably true.

[daytripping]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

30 years since my left tetanus, boofacinno. That time I almost slashed my pinkie off with a rusty knife

You don't need a tetanus for a dog nipping you. To be honest I wouldn't even have got one for cutting my pinkie. Think it's man the fuck up pills you need.

[daytripping]

Only time I ever got one was when I accidentally cut my arm off with a chainsaw, the doctor insisted as he stitched it back on, I wasn't fussed one way or the other, as long as I could get back to work the next day I was cool with anything. 

[Poodler]

Outdoor door to door carol singing will be allowed!!! ????

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Slashed it right to the bone Dayts. Really manky old wound it was. Still have the scar. 

I understand, it's the reason plasters were invented, splash of Dettol, good for go.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Outdoor door to door carol singing will be allowed!!! ????

Like we live in some Dickensian era of goodwill. Lol

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Outdoor door to door carol singing will be allowed!!! ????

Good way to out paedophiles, you'd need to be a different breed to do that.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Whats the worst wound you've had scrapping at the ol' football?   

Head cut off and put on a spike. Can laugh about it now, sore at the time.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My pal suffered form twisted testicles playing 5 a sides once. First time Id ever heard of that injury. 

Were they in your gob at the time?

[The Boofon]

57 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

30 years since my left tetanus, boofacinno. That time I almost slashed my pinkie off with a rusty knife

You'll need one if the skin was punctured. Not required if just bruised as you describe. Unless said bruising was around a pre existing open wound of course.

[The Boofon]

31 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Head cut off and put on a spike. Can laugh about it now, sore at the time.

Sounds like my PCR test the other day. I swear they're making the swabs thicker and sharper at the end.

[Howard Marks]

I see Westminster are making a pig's ear of their tier system again.

[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, Howard Marks said:

I see Westminster are making a pig's ear of their tier system again.

You mean the same as Scotland did.

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Whats the worst wound you've had scrapping at the ol' football?   

On a similiar subject what’s the best you’ve inflicted? Dundee Utd at Tynecastle in a semi. Really no need whatsoever but my mate smacked some boy while walking up Gorgie road and he looked like he was away to get back up so I took him clean out.

Randomly he then got hit with a spanner by Hibs casuals who we weren’t even playing.

[Fridge]

Just booted him in the face. Think it was Old spice he was wearing but I didn’t get a chance to smell if it was hi karate.

 

[Studebaker-90]

Seems a bit cowardly

[Fridge]

I was pished and we got beat. Didn't think to give him a handshake.

[The Cockney Don]

Kicks in the face/head ain't good.

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, The Cockney Don said:

Kicks in the face/head ain't good.

Very satisfying with the right connection 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Especially when utilised on bouncers 

But not as satisfying as striking your opponent with their own boating shoe ?

[Fridge]

I’m not defending my actions and would never do it again but it happened 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, The Cockney Don said:

Kicks in the face/head ain't good.

aye never understood how folk survive them

[Henry]

Hopefully you don’t survive the winter.

[Ke1t]

22 minutes ago, Henry said:

Hopefully you don’t survive the winter.

There's the Christmas Card. 

[Bluto10]

23 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

There's the Christmas Card. 

binned it

[minijc]

2 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

Kicks in the face/head ain't good.

Few years ago had someone kick and stamp on my head, had worse nights out.