Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 I’ve actually nae been out for so long, that I feel like McCoist commentating on the fitba is my best mate. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Zeus said: ? What a state some folk were getting in The missus was telling me about it throughout the day via facebook (kingswells mums group) etc. Then it transpired that the only evidence was that someone saw someone get pulled over by the traffic cops for what wouldve, surprisingly, been a driving offence, therefore 2+2=Mongoloid. I saw a bloke at the co-op with camo breeks and a mask on, pretty sure he was either IRA/BLM/Antifa/or American insurrectionist , dont worry i let kingswells mumsnet know who wouldve let the cops know so we should be fine now. Stay alert folks cos its chaos out there just now. Cunts. 1 Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 46 minutes ago, Simply Red said: I live in Kingswells. Turns out this is a lie made up by fucking mongoloids. 38 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Haha slow Joe the gullible gammon. 36 minutes ago, Zeus said: ? What a state some folk were getting in Well guys I got it from a reliable source. It's also on the Evening Express website and on it the Police admit they were stopping cars in the Westhill area. 3 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Great time to be going out robbing, hat on mask, think even staff and police are so fed up they wouldn’t hit the panic alarm. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I’ve actually nae been out for so long, that I feel like McCoist commentating on the fitba is my best mate. Grim innit. I got all excited when the missus lit a new candle earlier. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 pity ehm ganna hae ra repeat mehsel egen..eh siys wit did thon gormless nigerian cunt look liket..bruno? hervey? mecellus wallace? 1 Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: I live in Kingswells. Turns out this is a lie made up by fucking mongoloids. 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Haha slow Joe the gullible gammon. 58 minutes ago, Zeus said: ? What a state some folk were getting in Bloke interviewed as well ,stopped coming from his office in Westhill. Told to have a note from his employer next time. I would have thought there would be a few humble apologies by now. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Grim innit. I got all excited when the missus lit a new candle earlier. Ken, new chocolate bar in the co-op is big news. Fit scent? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Joe pike said: Bloke interviewed as well ,stopped coming from his office in Westhill. Told to have a note from his employer next time. I would have thought there would be a few humble apologies by now. Get fucked Tory Boy. 1 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Pomegranate. I normally moan about them(waste of money, smell like a whores knickers etc) but I appreciated it today. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 14 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: pity ehm ganna hae ra repeat mehsel egen..eh siys wit did thon gormless nigerian cunt look liket..bruno? hervey? mecellus wallace? Your mum Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: pity ehm ganna hae ra repeat mehsel egen..eh siys wit did thon gormless nigerian cunt look liket..bruno? hervey? mecellus wallace? He stank of booze, looked like he had blacked up and grey hair. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Pomegranate. I normally moan about them(waste of money, smell like a whores knickers etc) but I appreciated it today. Hope you had a nice bath wi it and a soapy. Shame tae waste it. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Get fucked Tory Boy. Haha typical response by the intellectually challenged after being found out. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Just now, Joe pike said: Bloke interviewed as well ,stopped coming from his office in Westhill. Told to have a note from his employer next time. I would have thought there would be a few humble apologies by now. I also heard (same source) a couple of cars got stopped but no fines issued. Snowflakes would have you believe the gestapo had set up a roadblock at Cormack Park. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Haha typical response by the intellectually challenged after being found out. 7 minutes ago, Simply Red said: I also heard (same source) a couple of cars got stopped but no fines issued. Snowflakes would have you believe the gestapo had set up a roadblock at Cormack Park. Pwnd Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Simply Red said: I also heard (same source) a couple of cars got stopped but no fines issued. Snowflakes would have you believe the gestapo had set up a roadblock at Cormack Park. To stop Ash Taylor participating in training @Poodler Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Did keep to the outside lane on Anderson drive on a Monday incase they had those random checks. Fuck knows when I would have been legally allowed to drive on a Monday after a three day sesh. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 19 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Bloke interviewed as well ,stopped coming from his office in Westhill. Told to have a note from his employer next time. I would have thought there would be a few humble apologies by now. Nae sure why your quoting me min.... I was replying to SRs comment. Certain social media platforms were up in arms, which was an enjoyable read. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Fridge said: Did keep to the outside lane on Anderson drive on a Monday incase they had those random checks. Fuck knows when I would have been legally allowed to drive on a Monday after a three day sesh. Border control on the A944 just past Cormack Park Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zeus said: Border control on the A944 just past Cormack Park Build a wall. 1 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 A dyke Shirley? Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 I presume the likes of Greggs and Thains will be shutting up their shops due to these new takeaway rules. They have to sell their rolls,pies,sandwiches etc from the door now instead of letting you in. Doubt if they will bother staying open.If they did it's just going to lead to big ques on the pavement. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 58 minutes ago, Zeus said: Border control on the A944 just past Cormack Park Apologies min..yer gan tae be in some nick en March?? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 15 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: Some cunt (from Falkirk) on the news last night was championing himself for being a hero, getting his fiancée to video him "having a breakdown" when he was sitting in a corner greeting like a faggot. WTF, eh go away for a day to take care of BBS and this happens. Sorry to hear that parky. Get well soon. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just think, if we’d all gone down the road of herd immunity this shit would be over by now 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Just think, if we’d all gone down the road of herd immunity this shit would be over by now That's just nonsense though, isn't it? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 It'd probably just be a really bad flu season 1 Link to comment
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