Eugenefani Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 hours ago, NEM said: I see the WHO have admitted the PCR test is a heap of shite.... 10-15 minutes research on the PCR concludes that is scientifically A HEAP OF SHITE when isolating one 1 Un uno eine specific virus. 1 Link to comment
Eugenefani Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 As soon as the vaccine gets going globally the WHO advises labs to decrease the cycle amplification ?????? Link to comment
NEM Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 32 minutes ago, Eugenefani said: As soon as the vaccine gets going globally the WHO advises labs to decrease the cycle amplification ?????? Convenient timing! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9173953/Ministers-eye-astonishing-plan-testing-positive-Covid-one-payment-500.html @manboobs109 good opportunity here to go out and catch it then test positive for the 500 quid. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Get a pal that's tested positive to cough in your face, bung him a score. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 hours ago, The Boofon said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9173953/Ministers-eye-astonishing-plan-testing-positive-Covid-one-payment-500.html @manboobs109 good opportunity here to go out and catch it then test positive for the 500 quid. They'll find a way round it. I bet about 10% of people actually get the £500, it'll be like the £500 for isolating that they shaft 75% of people out of. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: Get a pal that's tested positive to cough in your face, bung him a score. Get a job in a care home. Dont wear a mask. Bingo Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9174105/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Dont-clean-teeth-save-NHS-look-forward-Covid-Britain-2024.html @manboobs109 congrats on the new job ghost writing for Richard Littlejohn. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, The Boofon said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9174105/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Dont-clean-teeth-save-NHS-look-forward-Covid-Britain-2024.html @manboobs109 congrats on the new job ghost writing for Richard Littlejohn. Think he reads here? It's starting to slowly dawn on people though, most people are starting to realise life has changed permanently. As a wee aside I nipped over to Dundee to get a pair of shoes. Every fucking shoe shop shut. Surely shoes are essential? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: Think he reads here? It's starting to slowly dawn on people though, most people are starting to realise life has changed permanently. As a wee aside I nipped over to Dundee to get a pair of shoes. Every fucking shoe shop shut. Surely shoes are essential? Not if you're David Murray. Does seem strange though aye. I'd class shoes as essential. What's up with the current ones? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Just now, The Boofon said: Not if you're David Murray. Does seem strange though aye. I'd class shoes as essential. What's up with the current ones? Can't find the cunts. Interview/funeral shoes I strongly suspect the missus chucked out but I can't prove. Got a pair in markies but only open coz they have a food hall I think. Better get the fucking job now coz the cunts weren't cheap. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Not if you're David Murray. Does seem strange though aye. I'd class shoes as essential. What's up with the current ones? ...or if you're Zola Budd. I fully agree with you though, Manboobs. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 Police broke up a wedding party with 400 guests in north London. Officers found the windows at the Yesodey Hatorah Senior Girls' School, in Stamford Hill, had been covered when they arrived at 21:15 GMT on Thursday. The guests fled from the Charedi strictly Orthodox Jewish school when officers arrived. The organisers are facing a £10,000 fine for breaching coronavirus regulations, while five other guests were issued £200 fines, police said. On Sundays, the school is used as a coronavirus testing site by Hackney Council. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 £25 each. Pay it and party on Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Can't find the cunts. Interview/funeral shoes I strongly suspect the missus chucked out but I can't prove. Got a pair in markies but only open coz they have a food hall I think. Better get the fucking job now coz the cunts weren't cheap. You were at a funeral last month too. Fuck sake. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: ASDA do shoes push pineapple shake the tree. 4 2 Link to comment
jamiesd Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Just do the old Socks over the outside of the sambas. Nobody would notice. Classic bouncer dodge that een in the 80s-90s 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Just now, The Boofon said: push pineapple shake the tree. ? Just now, jamiesd said: Just do the old Socks over the outside of the sambas. Nobody would notice. Classic bouncer dodge that een in the 80s-90s Be the height of fashion in Dundee 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 16 minutes ago, Henry said: Police broke up a wedding party with 400 guests in north London. Officers found the windows at the Yesodey Hatorah Senior Girls' School, in Stamford Hill, had been covered when they arrived at 21:15 GMT on Thursday. The guests fled from the Charedi strictly Orthodox Jewish school when officers arrived. The organisers are facing a £10,000 fine for breaching coronavirus regulations, while five other guests were issued £200 fines, police said. On Sundays, the school is used as a coronavirus testing site by Hackney Council. This would make a perfect case study to determine whether or not this "deadly" virus is so prolific and transmissible in such mass gatherings, in line with the amount of people who genuinely test positive this Sunday within the same building. We have been fed so much shite and fibs over the last 10 months, the UK government have no excuses not to present bona fide evidence once the results of testing due to take place on Sunday are known. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, The Boofon said: You were at a funeral last month too. Fuck sake. Didn't actually go into the funeral, it was that weird standing outside the undertakers thing we do now. Just had my boots on. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Didn't actually go into the funeral, it was that weird standing outside the undertakers thing we do now. Just had my boots on. Only yourself to blame then really not making the effort last time. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Only yourself to blame then really not making the effort last time. It's a strange one. No real etiquette for it yet. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 25 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: It's a strange one. No real etiquette for it yet. Dress as if you were at it would be the way to go IMO. Full Funeral kit wanker style. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Dress as if you were at it would be the way to go IMO. Full Funeral kit wanker style. I'll be honest it all felt a bit Princess Diana to me. Won't be doing it again. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Didn't actually go into the funeral, it was that weird standing outside the undertakers thing we do now. Just had my boots on. A bit like the Naked Rambler, Stephen Gough? ? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Great at fuDELETED ON LEGAL ADVICE Could be a niche in the market for naked carpetfitting, perhaps? ? 1 Link to comment
Joe pike Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Think he reads here? It's starting to slowly dawn on people though, most people are starting to realise life has changed permanently. As a wee aside I nipped over to Dundee to get a pair of shoes. Every fucking shoe shop shut. Surely shoes are essential? Pound land is open though. Really essential. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 thon naked rambler cunts a deviant..its nae aboot excersizin ez richts. .its aboot satisfyin ez desires..cousin bessie sez the cunt ran at her wankin..n e wis spunkin ? big grin oan ez coupon..couple o auld wifes sez thi seen the cunt lyin in bushes daein eh helicopter tae..e gits ez kicks fae pittin oan a show..body oan him liket gollum/cockney..ez fuckin emaciatet 1 1 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’m not sure . Staring at my arsehole whilst I bang down some gripperboard would not be for the faint hearted. ??. Fair enough min. If it was a nicely proportioned attractive woman, then we could be on to a winner. 1 Link to comment
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