Coronavirus

[The Boofon]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192251/And-thought-nose-swabs-bad-China-begins-using-anal-swabs-test-Covid-Beijing.html

 

Result. Hope the swabs are bigger than the nose ones.

[jamiesd]

3 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

That minutes silence by Sturgeon was puke inducing.

She has just slagged off Johnston for travelling to Scotland tomorrow.

Then she says nobody should be travelling at all unless it's absolutely necessary.

Correct me if I am wrong but she has an official residence in Edinburgh but is not using it.

She travels from her house in Glasgow to Edinburgh and back.

Also she has just revealed the outcome of a cobra meeting this morning before the official announcement.

What a vile creature she is.

 

The cult will be incoming soon.  Not got anytime for her or any politicians but she's like the Maths teacher you hated x10

[daytripping]

10 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

That minutes silence by Sturgeon was puke inducing.

She has just slagged off Johnston for travelling to Scotland tomorrow.

Then she says nobody should be travelling at all unless it's absolutely necessary.

Correct me if I am wrong but she has an official residence in Edinburgh but is not using it.

She travels from her house in Glasgow to Edinburgh and back.

Also she has just revealed the outcome of a cobra meeting this morning before the official announcement.

What a vile creature she is.

 

Said she didn't want to preempt the morning meeting then did just that. She's dangerous and a liar. 

[Joe pike]

5 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Said she didn't want to preempt the morning meeting then did just that. She's dangerous and a liar. 

She has just been asked about SNP Kenny Macaskill travelling to his 2nd home in Speyside from Lothian and just blustered her way through it.

What a bunch of hypocrites.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Joe pike said:

She has just been asked about SNP Kenny Macaskill travelling to his 2nd home in Speyside from Lothian and just blustered her way through it.

What a bunch of hypocrites.

Why did you choose Joe Pike as a name?

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Why did you choose Joe Pike as a name?

The Boofon had already been taken.

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

The Boofon had already been taken.

Finally an answer @Parklife 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Finally an answer @Parklife 

Haha. 

Maybe he is actually the big gay journalist Joe Pike. Who knows. 

[Henry]

@rocket_scientist

There's your pal George Monbiot looking for Covid denial to be illegal. 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/27/covid-lies-cost-lives-right-clamp-down-misinformation

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Just the old Mariokart 

prefer it to the new one 

Super Mario World

a man of your gaming skills should get that done in under 24 hours

[Bluto10]

you not get that with snes online?

[Ke1t]

Refuses to wear a mask so she's not allowed on public transport. 

Like most anti-maskers, she handles it with pragmatic dignity. 

 

[Bluto10]

ah that’s right. Now I remember.

think you can d\l it for a fiver

[Poodler]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Refuses to wear a mask so she's not allowed on public transport. 

Like most anti-maskers, she handles it with pragmatic dignity. 

 

Lewis Ferguson's reaction when the blue fax came through with Wrights name on it instead of his 

[manboobs109]

47 minutes ago, Henry said:

@rocket_scientist

There's your pal George Monbiot looking for Covid denial to be illegal. 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/27/covid-lies-cost-lives-right-clamp-down-misinformation

Hitchens always gets a bad rap on shit like this. He's never 'denied' Covid he just thinks lockdowns don't work and the government are lying about some of it. 100 000 deaths proves him right iyam 

[The beard of mcinnes]

1 hour ago, Joe pike said:

She has just been asked about SNP Kenny Macaskill travelling to his 2nd home in Speyside from Lothian and just blustered her way through it.

What a bunch of hypocrites.

SNP defends Kenny MacAskill's lockdown relocation - 170 miles from constituency - The Courier

[Ke1t]

40 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Hitchens always gets a bad rap on shit like this. He's never 'denied' Covid he just thinks lockdowns don't work and the government are lying about some of it. 100 000 deaths proves him right iyam 

Hitchens isn't a virologist, so I'd be hesitant to accept his opinions on Covid over, say, the consensus of healthcare workers and virologists who are dealing with the pandemic on a medical level. He's undoubtedly a clever guy, but his knowledge in the field of virus and pandemic is probably pretty low. At best, using him to bolster the argument is a straightforward appeal to irrelevant authority. 

As for the number of deaths, 100,000 is a meaningless metric in isolation. Would the death toll without any kind of lockdowns have also been 100,000?  If the answer to that is Yes then perhaps that would 'prove' him right, but based on what we're being told by the experts the death toll would far exceed that figure.

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Hitchens isn't a virologist, so I'd be hesitant to accept his opinions on Covid over, say, the consensus of healthcare workers and virologists who are dealing with the pandemic on a medical level. He's undoubtedly a clever guy, but his knowledge in the field of virus and pandemic is probably pretty low. At best, using him to bolster the argument is a straightforward appeal to irrelevant authority. 

As for the number of deaths, 100,000 is a meaningless metric in isolation. Would the death toll without any kind of lockdowns have also been 100,000?  If the answer to that is Yes then perhaps that would 'prove' him right, but based on what we're being told by the experts the death toll would far exceed that figure.

Having said that, we're taking advice from a dentist

[Zeus]

The best place for impartial, genuine real Covid info and analysis is Talkradio 

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Having said that, we're taking advice from a dentist

Our 'leaders' are neither the best nor the brightest. 

Well, I say ours... I mean Britain's ?

Here's a timeline of Boris' handling of the crisis. 

 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Our 'leaders' are neither the best nor the brightest. 

Well, I say ours... I mean Britain's ?

Here's a timeline of Boris' handling of the crisis. 

 

That’s just the timeline up to 5th May 2020. We’ve had a good 9 months of buffoonery, complete fuckwittery and bungling leadership from Boris since then.

Absolute clownshoe.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

What she needs is a good shagging. 

She is screaming "someone give me a ride". 

[Ke1t]

Just now, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

That’s just the timeline up to 5th May 2020. We’ve had a good 9 months of buffoonery, complete fuckwittery and bungling leadership from Boris since then.

Absolute clownshoe.

Correct, but these were the critical months where strong leadership and a no-fucking-around policy would have saved lives and bought us some time. 

Cometh the hour cometh the man... unfortunately the 'men' we had were these two. 

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Hitchens isn't a virologist, so I'd be hesitant to accept his opinions on Covid over, say, the consensus of healthcare workers and virologists who are dealing with the pandemic on a medical level. He's undoubtedly a clever guy, but his knowledge in the field of virus and pandemic is probably pretty low. At best, using him to bolster the argument is a straightforward appeal to irrelevant authority. 

As for the number of deaths, 100,000 is a meaningless metric in isolation. Would the death toll without any kind of lockdowns have also been 100,000?  If the answer to that is Yes then perhaps that would 'prove' him right, but based on what we're being told by the experts the death toll would far exceed that figure.

The "lockdown" has been a farce since day 1 Kelto. I'm not allowed to cross the bridge into Edinburgh but I know someone who's been to Dubai and back since that rule was brought in. Its been pathetic. 

The initial lockdown should've seen borders shut and instead of massively wasting resources we could've built a proper resource network to protect the vulnerable and paid people to isolate. 

Johnson and Sturgeon should be facing criminal negligence charges for a lot of this. 

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

What she needs is a good shagging. 

I suspect she would be wonderful in bed. All crazy birds are.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

A jap with big milkers as well.

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I suspect she would be wonderful in bed. All crazy birds are.

 

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The "lockdown" has been a farce since day 1 Kelto. I'm not allowed to cross the bridge into Edinburgh but I know someone who's been to Dubai and back since that rule was brought in. Its been pathetic. 

The initial lockdown should've seen borders shut and instead of massively wasting resources we could've built a proper resource network to protect the vulnerable and paid people to isolate. 

Johnson and Sturgeon should be facing criminal negligence charges for a lot of this. 

Our glorious leaders believed that a pandemic could be dealt with on a purely political level. That spin and obfuscation would be enough to disguise the body count. 

Unfortunately for all of us a virus doesn't give a flying fuck about politics. And as the death toll rises, and new mutations take hold, people are starting to look to point fingers. As usual, our 'leaders' won't be held accountable, and instead it'll be the wrong people who take the fall. 

 

 

[Ke1t]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I suspect she would be wonderful in bed. All crazy birds are.

You'd have to hide the knives before taking her back to your place, and forget about falling asleep unless you want to wake up decapitated. 

 

 

[manboobs109]

Making it illegal to visit your mum is something governments should never have the power to do

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Ke1t said:

You'd have to hide the knives before taking her back to your place, and forget about falling asleep unless you want to wake up decapitated. 

 

 

True. Maybe just a quick knee trembler and then leg it.