Coronavirus

[Quagmire]

37 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

How come you cunts are getting to ponce about in the Middle East/Africa anyway? Hardly essential. 

Cheesepipes is supplying you with the energy you need to run your life and The Boof is standing over him making sure he’s doing it safely. Essential I’d say Chebs. 

[manboobs109]

23 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Cheesepipes is supplying you with the energy you need to run your life and The Boof is standing over him making sure he’s doing it safely. Essential I’d say Chebs. 

So what are the cunts in the North Sea doing? 

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

as much as thats a realistic fear that many are expressing

the english inner cities will blow that notion away this summer

I think it will eventually become ignored but I believe it will always be something businesses in theory will have to do. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

So what are the cunts in the North Sea doing? 

Hoping their birds aren’t getting their asshole tongued by poodler while they watch the wire on their iPad Pro. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I think it will eventually become ignored but I believe it will always be something businesses in theory will have to do. 

pubs n clubs, you mean

aye, we return to the roman seasonal bacchanalia 

legit business models will have to adapt around that

huge opportunities for the black market

[Redforever86]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56033813

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

pubs n clubs, you mean

aye, we return to the roman seasonal bacchanalia 

legit business models will have to adapt around that

huge opportunities for the black market

Plenty empty department stores for illegal raves. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Plenty empty department stores for illegal raves. 

you knows it

welcome to the new jazz age

 

[manboobs109]

What's the sleeping arrangements on the rigs? Is it bunk beds or do you get your own wee room? 

[redstrummer]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the sleeping arrangements on the rigs? Is it bunk beds or do you get your own wee room? 

Depends wether you’re on a nice shiny new one or an old piece of shit. varies between 2 man cabins with single beds and en suites to 4 bunk or even 8 bunk with communal showers

[Zeus]

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

[NEM]

35 minutes ago, Zeus said:

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

They referring to his age or weight in stones 

Massively fat, unhealthy person falls ill. Hardly newsworthy. 

[maryhilldon]

38 minutes ago, Zeus said:

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

'We have actually had to open up another ward'.  If they've got wards sitting unused they must have plenty of capacity.  That boy in the article looked about 10st overweight,  hardly a surprise he's got health problems. 

[NEM]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

'We have actually had to open up another ward'.  If they've got wards sitting unused they must have plenty of capacity.  That boy in the article looked about 10st overweight,  hardly a surprise he's got health problems. 

They want to wire the fat cunts jaws shut and send him on his way 

[The Boofon]

10 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

How come you cunts are getting to ponce about in the Middle East/Africa anyway? Hardly essential. 

Oil and Gas supplies. Essential stuff. 

[The Boofon]

9 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

So what are the cunts in the North Sea doing? 

Moaning about wifi and taking steroids. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

35? Holy fuck the covids must have aged him

[Redforever86]

25 minutes ago, NEM said:

They want to wire the fat cunts jaws shut and send him on his way 

Classic ?

[jamiesd]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

What a fuckin sweaty mess

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

What a fuckin sweaty mess

His son is going the same way,  can only imagine the state of the missus. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

That man looks like heart disease incarnate. 35, fucking LOL. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“Richard is a bus driver working out of First Bus's Larbert depot, where eight members of staff tested positive last week.

"I don't know how I've picked this up. “

Call me Soops the virologist but I reckon he picked it up at work . 

Would have thought just picking it up would have knackered him 

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

"Shocking to see people in their 30s in ICU" 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-56034499

 

Deary me 

 

1 hour ago, NEM said:

They referring to his age or weight in stones 

Massively fat, unhealthy person falls ill. Hardly newsworthy. 

Saw this on the BBC Scotland news last night. The lovely Ann Lundon presenting. 

I saw that guy and had him in his 60s at least. 35, what a fucking fat mess. No much wonder he caught it. Probably tried to eat an unsanitised door handle and caught it that way.

[alscotoz]

Reentering locdown in about 90 minutes until midnight on Wednesday.

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, redstrummer said:

Depends wether you’re on a nice shiny new one or an old piece of shit. varies between 2 man cabins with single beds and en suites to 4 bunk or even 8 bunk with communal showers

Is it like the jail? Cunts getting raped in the showers and fights over mashed tatties? 

[Parklife]

Another roughly 65k people given a vaccine dose in Scotland yesterday. Hopefully vaccine supply allows them to keep up. 

[Joe pike]

52 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Is it like the jail? Cunts getting raped in the showers and fights over mashed tatties? 

Life of luxury.

Food excellent.Great choice.

Cinema every night.

Gymn

Even bingo with thousands in prize money till some weegies were discovered fiddling it.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

 

Even bingo with thousands in prize money till some weegies were discovered fiddling it.

Probably SNP members. 

[King Street Loon]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Another roughly 65k people given a vaccine dose in Scotland yesterday. Hopefully vaccine supply allows them to keep up. 

My mother and father got their jag of Pfizer yesterday. 

Remarked on how well organised it was at TECA yesterday. In and out in half an hour. Queuing, jag, sit on arse after jag included. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, King Street Loon said:

My mother and father got their jag of Pfizer yesterday. 

Remarked on how well organised it was at TECA yesterday. In and out in half an hour. Queuing, jag, sit on arse after jag included. 

Yeah my dad got his on Sunday passed and said the same about where he went. My mum goes this Wednesday. 

My dad got the Pfizer too, which surprised me. Is it just luck of the draw what one you get or are certain ones being given to certain groups?