Coronavirus

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

The what club ?? 

10,000 club. You'll see it when you hit 10,000 posts. 

Fucking paedo cunt

[daytripping]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Im going to say............ Ride her. Ride her and suck those big wobbly tits. 

 

Fannys tend to be pretty sappit aswell. 

 

If shes got a reasonably cute face then do it on a semi regular basis. 

 

 

Got another early stage bird on the go, would feel guilty for cheating, maybe for 2 seconds. It's a nightmare franco, I like being single.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

That doesn't help me, pudding chops. 

Pm those diddlers. 

She's over 12, would be no interest to you.

[daytripping]

@mods

Someone is hitting me with red arrows, please PM his detail so I can track him down and bring his life to a end, TIA. xx

[daytripping]

The way this site works the post above will now get loads of red arrows, sad unoriginal cunts.

[manboobs109]

It's a living death for that big fat cunt. He's committing a slow suicide. You can't judge anything on the extremes like that. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

We had a huge fat lassie that used to work in the office and I always wondered if she had to get her hubby to wipe her arse for her as I'm fuckin sure her stumpy wee arms coudna bend roond that far.  I reckon not tho coz she always had a bit of a smell of shite lingerin' aboot er.

[Don Fonte]

I got a gummy from a big fat bird at work about 10 years ago.

She promised not to tell anyone.

I was humiliated the next time I was in work by everyone knowing.

Was worth it. What a slurp.

[Beachend Bootboy]

26 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I got a gummy from a big fat bird at work about 10 years ago.

She promised not to tell anyone.

I was humiliated the next time I was in work by everyone knowing.

Was worth it. What a slurp.

Did she smell o' shite?  If she did, it's likely the same one I knew.  Oh, wait a minute, they all smell o' shite because they canna wipe their arses.  Pygmy armed cunts.

[manboobs109]

58 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Did she smell o' shite?  If she did, it's likely the same one I knew.  Oh, wait a minute, they all smell o' shite because they canna wipe their arses.  Pygmy armed cunts.

I'll cut your nose off. That'll save you having to smell all these fat people you seem to encounter. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'll cut your nose off. That'll save you having to smell all these fat people you seem to encounter. 

What makes you think I don't like the smell of fat lady shite? Or any lady shite for that matter.

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

For the love of fuck

 

Come on now

He did

did you not read the story????

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, daytripping said:

 

 

 really no time for birds but they're flocking right now, 

Aye. You're every woman's dream, I'm sure. 

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

What makes you think I don't like the smell of fat lady shite? Or any lady shite for that matter.

Either way you'll be noseless

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Either way you'll be noseless

I rather think not chunky.

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I licked a fat bird out years ago 

think she laid an egg in my mouth like alien 

killed the moment by kowking, pulled the globule out my gob, asked her to explain herself 

told her to just finish me off with a blowjob

disgusting 

Bloody good at bj’s the chunky ones 

 

What, she shat in yer gob?  You lucky bastard.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I think it was a foetus

i must confess, I was not fussy til ‘08 

 

Fuck.  I thought I'd done most things sexually with a woman but you've beaten me there chewing on a nipper.  Still, I'm content to take some of my experiences to the grave with me.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I burst the egg and wiped it on a timber slat beneath the bed  

it was a very romantic evening 

I’ve worse stories, but they can wait 

Quality.

[Simply Red]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

I burst the egg and wiped it on a timber slat beneath the bed  

it was a very romantic evening 

I’ve worse stories, but they can wait 

Oi Eggbert i wouldve eggspected a guy of your egg poaching ability to turn that foetal-scat globule into a masterpiece on toast.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Did he not get gastric band surgery on the NHS, lose a shitload of weight and gain an American girlfriend who he moved over to be with?

And promptly put virtually every single pound he lost back on again.

And is now back in the UK begging for more treatment meanwhile requiring carers again

That's the man, TC min. Paul Mason fae Ipswich.

A right self-indulgent, self-pitying pathetic specimen of a man. 

I remember watching the documentary about him on Channel 4 being Britain's Fattest Man and how he weptcrocodike tears as a result of his care being cut.

It brought the level of inhumanity that some are capable of, repugnantly off-the-scale (pardon the pun?). 

[minijc]

 

 

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, minijc said:

 

 

The average age has dropped a whopping 2 years since June, probably all the old people have died.

[manboobs109]

Not seeing why that's good news tbh? Younger people getting ill.

[maryhilldon]

39 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Not seeing why that's good news tbh? Younger people getting ill.

I was thinking the same. If anything it's bad news. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I was thinking the same. If anything it's bad news. 

You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you?

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you?

Be quiet child. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Be quiet child. 

No thanks MHD, I'm sweet enough.

[Bebo]

Scotland has done not too bad when you compare to the other home nations for per capita cases and deaths, which you don't seem to hear much in the press.

Probably still horrendous if you compare with actual real countries though.

 

 

[Howard Marks]

Social distancing here permanently then. 

Yay.

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Not seeing why that's good news tbh? Younger people getting ill.

You on the wind up moobs?