Coronavirus

[Fridge]

Only thing I’m scared of is opening the Crypto thread.

Believe it or not my first ever Hun game was the Durrant one and I was at the time.....

9.

[Studebaker-90]

I was closest. What do I win?

[manboobs109]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/15/rapid-covid-testing-in-england-may-be-scaled-back-over-false-positives

What is the story with these fucking dingbats? Everyone has been saying from the start that these kind of tests give loads of false positives. These cunts need shot iyam

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

No RS was you wee prick 

 

Going over means you're out - Price is Right rules

 

 

Closer than you yih auld poofter

[Fridge]

Yeah 42. Capricorn. No time wasters.

[Howard Marks]

43 minutes ago, Dad said:

My fave was the yodelling cunt going up the mountain

Do you have my number? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Do you have my number? 

26?? @Dad

[Joe pike]

On 14 April 2021 at 10:19 AM, Henry said:

Orkney has had no Covid for two months.

still level three along with the rest of Scotland

what a world.

thanks Sturgeo

According to Linda Bauld the island residents were asked if they wanted to go to a lower tier and they said no.

 

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Yeah 42. Capricorn. No time wasters.

Same

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

A Capricorn 

 

Aye that adds up

What’s wrong with Capricorn old man?,what are you? Taurus would be apt.???

[Zeus]

Indian variant now. We're fucked.

Stay safe all 

[Dons79]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

I am a Taurus as it happens 79 son haha 

 

Terrific, organised, helpful cunts us tauruseses

Hahaha a knew it would be Taurus 

you’ve always been full of bull shit ??

[Dons79]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

I am a Taurus as it happens 79 son haha 

 

Terrific, organised, helpful cunts us tauruseses

You’ll need to change your signature hoo mama to moo mama noo ??

[Dons79]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

Very strong and dependable as well Tauruseses - always willing to lend a hand

Your back is like a rizla  paper 

your sign is failing you

[Zeus]

Fucking hell it's nae Mystic Meg lads ?

[Foster14]

There is a lot of angst on here just now.  Improving weather and reopening of pubs etc can't come soon enough for some folk!

That said, it is certainly more entertaining than star-signs and related traits...  

[Zeus]

19 minutes ago, Dad said:

Typical virgo

Good on big break 

[Henry]

1 hour ago, Joe pike said:

According to Linda Bauld the island residents were asked if they wanted to go to a lower tier and they said no.

 

Garbage. 

[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

Garbage. 

Heard her saying it in 2 interviews.

She's the media darling just now ,on every channel.

I think she said they had sussed out the authorities and the choice was between lowering the tier level but stopping travel to the mainland or else leaving the travel as it is and keeping the Isles on the same level.

Looks like your local officials are to blame.

[Studebaker-90]

She’s worth a poke 

[Henry]

55 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Heard her saying it in 2 interviews.

She's the media darling just now ,on every channel.

I think she said they had sussed out the authorities and the choice was between lowering the tier level but stopping travel to the mainland or else leaving the travel as it is and keeping the Isles on the same level.

Looks like your local officials are to blame.

Aye. Was meaning their interpretation of local feelings was shite. Council no doubt fucked up as well. 

[manboobs109]

Get them telt H. Wee jobbie in the post to council hq should do the trick

[BrianFaePerth]

10 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Get them telt H. Wee jobbie in the post to council hq should do the trick

Posting jobbies to relatives is poor form on orkney. Fucking them is fine.

[Henry]

Another zinger.

How was the ‘footy’? 

[Lencarl]

Britain's roadmap from coronavirus lockdown could be derailed by the emergence of a new Covid mutation from India, a leading scientist has today warned.

And experts warn this could impact on the current roadmap out of lockdown, which in England could see all restrictions lifted by June 21. 

Imperial College's Danny Altmann said the UK should be 'terribly concerned' about the possible impact of the Indian variant.

 

 

Not to be a bearer of bad news on the day of our Grandfather of our Nations funeral this mutation could put us back to square one.

The Indians have a lot to answer for.

[DD1903]

18 minutes ago, Lencarl said:

Britain's roadmap from coronavirus lockdown could be derailed by the emergence of a new Covid mutation from India, a leading scientist has today warned.

And experts warn this could impact on the current roadmap out of lockdown, which in England could see all restrictions lifted by June 21. 

Imperial College's Danny Altmann said the UK should be 'terribly concerned' about the possible impact of the Indian variant.

 

 

Not to be a bearer of bad news on the day of our Grandfather of our Nations funeral this mutation could put us back to square one.

The Indians have a lot to answer for.

Lolz

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

Another zinger.

How was the ‘footy’? 

The righteous were victorious and the prime minister roundly booed when shown on the big screen. 
 

and it’s known as footy.

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, Lencarl said:

Britain's roadmap from coronavirus lockdown could be derailed by the emergence of a new Covid mutation from India, a leading scientist has today warned.

And experts warn this could impact on the current roadmap out of lockdown, which in England could see all restrictions lifted by June 21. 

Imperial College's Danny Altmann said the UK should be 'terribly concerned' about the possible impact of the Indian variant.

 

 

Not to be a bearer of bad news on the day of our Grandfather of our Nations funeral this mutation could put us back to square one.

The Indians have a lot to answer for.

^^racist

[Parklife]

 

They would've found the "double mutant" much quicker on the Hat. 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Lencarl said:

Britain's roadmap from coronavirus lockdown could be derailed by the emergence of a new Covid mutation from India, a leading scientist has today warned.

And experts warn this could impact on the current roadmap out of lockdown, which in England could see all restrictions lifted by June 21. 

Imperial College's Danny Altmann said the UK should be 'terribly concerned' about the possible impact of the Indian variant.

 

 

Not to be a bearer of bad news on the day of our Grandfather of our Nations funeral this mutation could put us back to square one.

The Indians have a lot to answer for.

What a load of shit. What is the benefit of testing for all these mutations? If someone is ill treat them.