Coronavirus

[aberdeen1970]

5 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Restrict me gently

Love the Fugees 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Prefer Goodfellas 

A film with one of the best signature tunes to play out the credits to a film ever. Layla (extended version) from the 3rd minute onwards is sublime. 

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A film with one of the best signature tunes to play out the credits to a film ever. Layla (extended version) from the 3rd minute onwards is sublime. 

Wrong. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

A right sexy wee bastard was yon Laury Hill

 

Terrific

Terrific indeed

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Terrific indeed

She sadly never reaped the benefits of Affirmative Action it seems. 

[Bluto10]

32 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A film with one of the best signature tunes to play out the credits to a film ever. Layla (extended version) from the 3rd minute onwards is sublime. 

aye, ace song and cinema.

 

slways associate the song with vauxhall tho

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

aye, ace song and cinema.

 

slways associate the song with vauxhall tho

I forgot about that advert, well remembered. Vauxhall have a lot to thank Eric Clapton (and the rest of the Dominos) for.  Cavaliers and Astras still do the business.

[maryhilldon]

It's amazing so many of them are still alive with their laissez-faire attitude. 

[daytripping]

14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

The wife spent all day yesterday at the Grammar school giving flu vaccinations to the elderly. She said it was tragic how fearful most of them are. Many have barely left the house since March. One refused to sit on the seat in case she got contaminated. As Hancock boasts about throwing his arms around the vulnerable, the inept management of the pandemic has numerous consequences and side effects. The quality of life for most has been compromised. Those in their final years are having their time on this earth reduced to no social contact and living in constant fear. Not to mention everyone who the NHS have been too busy to see and who have since died or got ill, fobbed off by the phone helplines whilst the hospitals and surgeries remain empty. Great job politicians. 

Getting a dental appointment is nigh on impossible as well, I had a filling fall out and have been told unless I'm in severe pain I'll have to wait, have had to buy a temporary filling kit as it's started to nip a bit. No big deal for me but multiply that by the amount of people who will be needing treatment and can't get it. Compared to hospital and doctor issues probably tiny in comparison but something has to give, life can't be put on hold till they find the magical vaccine, it could take years. 

[daytripping]

34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Gone are the old days when you could sit in the dental reception , the busty receptionist would pour you a pint andyou could wait your turn smoking a ciggie and admiring the Bristols in The Sun. 

Dentist and doctors receptionists must do obnoxious training before they get the job, they're all the same. Parkie would love it as a job, be a natural.

[Parklife]

38 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Dentist and doctors receptionists must do obnoxious training before they get the job, they're all the same. Parkie would love it as a job, be a natural.

Random name-checks/insults in posts nothing to do with me. Do you think it's strange that you have a stranger living rent free in your tiny brain? 

[Redforever86]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im convinced that when you check out of a hotel the staff click on your room number and have a detailed dossier of everything you’ve been up to in that room .

always a wee smile as they look at the screen then wish you a good day . 

I just have videos.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

The wife spent all day yesterday at the Grammar school giving flu vaccinations to the elderly. She said it was tragic how fearful most of them are. Many have barely left the house since March. One refused to sit on the seat in case she got contaminated. As Hancock boasts about throwing his arms around the vulnerable, the inept management of the pandemic has numerous consequences and side effects. The quality of life for most has been compromised. Those in their final years are having their time on this earth reduced to no social contact and living in constant fear. Not to mention everyone who the NHS have been too busy to see and who have since died or got ill, fobbed off by the phone helplines whilst the hospitals and surgeries remain empty. Great job politicians. 

Beautifully summed up RS

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im convinced that when you check out of a hotel the staff click on your room number and have a detailed dossier of everything you’ve been up to in that room .

always a wee smile as they look at the screen then wish you a good day . 

Yes happens to me all the time, nae real recollection of hIw you got home and they are having a snigger because you were clearly making a cock if yourself in some way.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

The wife spent all day yesterday at the Grammar school giving flu vaccinations to the elderly. She said it was tragic how fearful most of them are. Many have barely left the house since March. One refused to sit on the seat in case she got contaminated. As Hancock boasts about throwing his arms around the vulnerable, the inept management of the pandemic has numerous consequences and side effects. The quality of life for most has been compromised. Those in their final years are having their time on this earth reduced to no social contact and living in constant fear. Not to mention everyone who the NHS have been too busy to see and who have since died or got ill, fobbed off by the phone helplines whilst the hospitals and surgeries remain empty. Great job politicians. 

Absolutely frustrating. And a generation will lose out on experiencing pub culture. Going out on your own, standing speaking to strangers/ locals at the bar, the jukebox etc. There's a lot to be learned in these interactions, socially. You learn to communicate with people of all ages, all walks of life. It's a skill to have and develop, being able to conduct yourself in a bar

its history now. Now people would rather jump into traffic than walk past you on the pavement when not wearing a mask outside 

 

 

which is similar to wearing a condom in bed alone. Completely pointless 

[manboobs109]

I've 3 phonecalls from 'test and protect' asking about procedures in my local. I've been logged as visiting multiple times and there is a 'suspected outbreak' 

What a country we've become. They've been told to fuck off and remove me from their records. 

[minijc]

ONS reckon more than 100000 school children have the virus.

[Poodler]

48 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Loved The Riverboat Song 

Nobody should love the riverboat song!!

[afc_blockhead]

On 10/11/2020 at 3:53 PM, maryhilldon said:

Fuck off then if you're bored.  It's a chat forum. 

Childish response ... very childish .

[The Cockney Don]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Great song and best theme tune for a show ever.

TFI Friday - the 90s - When life was shit hot.

2020. L O L. 

 

'IT'S YOUR LETTERS'

 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, afc_blockhead said:

Childish response ... very childish .

Are you my new stalker,   trawling through old posts? ?

[daytripping]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

Random name-checks/insults in posts nothing to do with me. Do you think it's strange that you have a stranger living rent free in your tiny brain? 

So nothing to do with you being obnoxious 2 minutes before I wrote that post. ?

[The Buzzard]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Absolutely frustrating. And a generation will lose out on experiencing pub culture. Going out on your own, standing speaking to strangers/ locals at the bar, the jukebox etc. There's a lot to be learned in these interactions, socially. You learn to communicate with people of all ages, all walks of life. It's a skill to have and develop, being able to conduct yourself in a bar

its history now. Now people would rather jump into traffic than walk past you on the pavement when not wearing a mask outside 

 

 

which is similar to wearing a condom in bed alone. Completely pointless 

I think the younger generation have already missed out or turned away from that pub culture. 

Too busy sitting in the house with pre-drinks, pouring themselves into tight outfits, drinking alcohols and fighting for the mirror - and that's just the boys. 

Totally missing the opportunity to sit and get a blether with the older boys that have been in the boozer for years. Used to be great going into the boozer waiting on mates but you knew a few of the older boys and stand and have a pint with them.  

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

I think the younger generation have already missed out or turned away from that pub culture. 

 

Probably just can't afford it.  Traditional pubs replaced by expensive hipster joints charging over the odds. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Probably just can't afford it.  Traditional pubs replaced by expensive hipster joints charging over the odds. 

It's a fad. There'll be a proper boozer renaissance after the shamdemic. 

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

It's a fad. There'll be a proper boozer renaissance after the shamdemic. 

Nae chance.

Everyones a gin and tonic drinking eco vegan anxious so fucking anxious gluten free faggot.

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

#metoo 

#ustoo*

[maryhilldon]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Why on earth would young cunts want go to a pub? 

Where else are they going to meet loose woman?   That's your primary motivation as a young buck. 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Tinder.

It's like ordering a pizza.

Easier, cos it's free.

But sometimes arrives with unwanted anchovies that you never asked for.

Nightmare when you ordered a Margarita. 

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's a different ball game, me old son. Young chaps these days are striking up relationships online and then going to meet the young lady in question. 

 

Meeting her in a pub probably though?