Coronavirus

[The Buzzard]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Correct. Also it's how things are evolving. In days gone by there was nothing in the house to keep you there. Nowadays you can get any booze delivered to your house, call up any song on your phone, all manner of tech gadgetry at your disposal , have the pals around etc..,

Why on earth would young cunts want go to a pub?  " Erm.. because you can talk to old men and spend a fortune" 

Times change I suppose. I do think it's not for the better though. 

[The Buzzard]

27 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

It's infinitely for the worse. Instinct is being under-utilised, the thrill of the chase has been lost and the skills required to fuck new pussy every weekend aren't being developed. Some of the best sex was with the uglier or the more drunk girls picked up at the death. 

Couldn't agree more. All of the above is character building. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fuck that. 

Pubs are for weirdos.

Straight to the no pants dance at your place and no fucking about.

Taxi in and taxi out - 23 minutes max for whole encounter and they're gone, if you're very lucky.

Yeah you don’t want to go over half hour, whole new price scale

[BrianFaePerth]

The first place eh worked over here had a boy with bouffant hair, no socks, sliders, an effeminate way, didn’t drink and he was always championing socialism and inclusivity and diversity. Eh concluded immediately he was a Gaylord.

Turns out not only does he like fanny, he’s managed to impregnate one (effeminate guy 1, parky 0)

It seems that that way of being is attractive to burds. WTF?

 

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The first place eh worked over here had a boy with bouffant hair, no socks, sliders, an effeminate way, didn’t drink and he was always championing socialism and inclusivity and diversity. Eh concluded immediately he was a Gaylord.

Turns out not only does he like fanny, he’s managed to impregnate one (effeminate guy 1, parky 0)

It seems that that way of being is attractive to burds. WTF?

 

I bet the burds don't cover their tits up when effeminate guy chats to them. 

[Henry]

Changed jobs already Bri min. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Henry said:

Changed jobs already Bri min. 

You’re up early harcus? Do the sheep need milking?

 

Read what eh wrote. Was a while back but his impregnating event is recent.

[dervish]

53 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’re up early harcus? Do the sheep need milking?

 

Read what eh wrote. Was a while back but his impregnating event is recent.

In the early days we all casually thought mundane things. We were wrong.

 

Death.

 

Death came us. Wandered around briefly touching, just a whispered tickle.

 

Then that guy who speaks shite died. I told people about it yet when I went to sleep I was glad. Who wants confusion?

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here Bri - some folk are different to you, you arrogant wee prick

 

Come on now

 

How's business anyhow? Dripping with HR entanglements I'm sure - hoo mama

Business is good. Perth is booming, best eh have seen in my time here. Long may it continue but we all know it just takes a case of the covids to change.

[BrianFaePerth]

19 minutes ago, dervish said:

In the early days we all casually thought mundane things. We were wrong.

 

Death.

 

Death came us. Wandered around briefly touching, just a whispered tickle.

 

Then that guy who speaks shite died. I told people about it yet when I went to sleep I was glad. Who wants confusion?

Cases of cans ^^

[Poodler]

39 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Business is good. Perth is booming, best eh have seen in my time here. Long may it continue but we all know it just takes a case of the covids to change.

Watched Adelaide Richmond this morning. It was pissing with rain. Some summer 

[alscotoz]

Port Adelaide.

Spring.

Very average game.

Lions-Cats tonight. Hopefully a ? win.

[BrianFaePerth]

Sunshine vibes in Perth ?

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's a different ball game, me old son. Young chaps these days are striking up relationships online and then going to meet the young lady in question. 

See it from my boys all the time " How did you meet her?"  " Just chatting online"

Nothing new that. Folk my age were doing that 15 years ago. 

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The first place eh worked over here had a boy with bouffant hair, no socks, sliders, an effeminate way, didn’t drink and he was always championing socialism and inclusivity and diversity. Eh concluded immediately he was a Gaylord.

Turns out not only does he like fanny, he’s managed to impregnate one (effeminate guy 1, parky 0)

It seems that that way of being is attractive to burds. WTF?

 

Another weirdo obsessed with me. Sit on the shelf with Dayts, will you? 

[minijc]

https://casereports.bmj.com/content/13/11/e238419

[dervish]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cases of cans ^^

Haha guilty your honor.

[minijc]

31 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Better start wearing your ear muffs in bed too now Warren..

I've been sleeping ear plugs in since March due to the chance of it getting in through the ears, limited touching my eyes, nose, mouth and ears as well as it likes to go in through those areas, scary times man.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I put a cigar up my asshole .

 

 

 

I was doing that before Covid tbf.

Old Hole-burn? 

[Parklife]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

This is slightly inconvenient for Bill Gates and big pharma: -

https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m3872/rr-5

Been taking a vitamin D supplement since Minijc posted research on here weeks and weeks ago showing the positive impact it was having on Covid patients. 

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, alscotoz said:

Port Adelaide.

Spring.

Very average game.

Lions-Cats tonight. Hopefully a ? win.

Smashed. First game I've watched that has been entertaining 

 

30000 there aswell.

[Parklife]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Haha. 

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Been taking a vitamin D supplement since Minijc posted research on here weeks and weeks ago showing the positive impact it was having on Covid patients. 

You're still alive so they must be working. 

[minijc]

Vitamin D, add some zinc to your stack as that has some positive benefits as well, together we will fight this threat, promote unity and stop with division folks.

[minijc]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If you're outdoors a lot you don't need it. 

Not true, especially this side of the world.

[The Cockney Don]

Cost me 99p.

Take two tablets a day.

[Guest milne_afc]

I've never been dead. 

Starting to think death is a big myth. 

[DD1903]

53 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I know Parky, but the point Im making is how that is probably the norm now for young folk. 15 years ago it was still all very new.

Aye, 15 years ago people weren't as open about meeting online either. I know couple who met online, but claimed it was at nights out at the wedding as it wasn't seen as acceptable back then. 

[minijc]

21 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I've never been dead. 

Starting to think death is a big myth. 

Fully believe in Sim theory so even if you do 'die' you're nae actually deid, look forward to seeing you in the new world pal.

[maryhilldon]

I smoke,  drink too much and don't get near 5 a day,  but I feel great.  I must be doing something right.  If it ain't broke. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I believe in consciousness but believe that "we" die. The spirit that lives in you, me, the birds, the wind and the trees is the same. That doesn't go away. Our constructs do. 

We're all made of stars.