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[Studebaker-90]

20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Did the £30-a-time singers or Dame Kiri Te Kanawa influence you min? Nessun Dorma and World in Union are operatic classics.

Paul Potts sings ND well. I canna mind it, was when I was really young I’ve just been told by relatives over the years 

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Ward 19 means nothing to me Bloots. I was incarcerated in Ward 8 back in the day if that's what you're referring to.

There are wankers everywhere and plenty in golf but Ellon GC was full of particularly wankery wankers, needing drowned.

that’s the bar name. clubhouse is on the site of an old hospital.

they are some bunch right enough, ones I know of anyway

 

[Bluto10]

-1ing that??? 
 

#slug

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

-1ing that??? 
 

#slug

+1 Bro.  

[Bluto10]

haha 

[daytripping]

Pretty poor extending furlough to March, will mean loads of cruisers will just stay shut when they could easily have managed to trade, encourages laziness. Month would have been fine.

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I know, I was being a cunt . Quite fancy a change of career . Reckon I’d make a decent surgeon or a lawyer . Takes too long to train up though . 

Surgeon yes, I couldn’t do that without killing somebody. Lawyer I reckon I could do, just speak shite and then google what the actual law is when you nip for a pish..
 

Are you aware of clause 138? Nope but I will be in approximately 10 seconds of looking it up.
 

[Simply Red]

14 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Surgeon yes, I couldn’t do that without killing somebody. Lawyer I reckon I could do, just speak shite and then google what the actual law is when you nip for a pish..
 

Are you aware of clause 138? Nope but I will be in approximately 10 seconds of looking it up.
 

I thought you were a lawyer fridgo

[Bluto10]

22 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

I thought you were a lawyer fridgo

 

are you more like miles or warren?

[daytripping]

Only 7 new cases in Aberdeen yesterday, was creeping up a little so good number. Can't see her putting the City in full lockdown on Tuesday, will keep at level 2. Makes no odds to me as I'm only following rules from Boris, full lockdown for a Month for me but hope the rest of you avoid it.

[daytripping]

-1 for that.

Slug.

[Bluto10]

haha

[For Fecks Sake]

38 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

I thought you were a lawyer fridgo

Alcoholic general man about town father by day, vigilante by night!

[Studebaker-90]

Fridge will be a sales engineer in oil and gas. One of those made up job titles within the industry the meaning of which nobody really knows. 

[Studebaker-90]

12 minutes ago, Dad said:

He's a prick

Come on now no need for disparaging comments like that 

[manboobs109]

Self employed grant up to 80% It's been 20%, 40% 55% now 80% Good news though.

[Fridge]

For the love of fuck how am I suddenly getting abuse.

Only folk I hate on here is Dad, Hanz and Daytz

[Zeus]

37 minutes ago, Dad said:

He's a prick

Reported. Not allowed as per the hate bill 

[Arabian Knight]

wit aboot auld manny..mind the cunt wis daein a hoop cleanse wi tee tree oil n wis nevir heard fae agen

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Self employed grant up to 80% It's been 20%, 40% 55% now 80% Good news though.

Fucking lazy bastard. Get oot to work min.

[Don Fonte]

22 minutes ago, Dad said:

I love fridge

Gay.

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fucking lazy bastard. Get oot to work min.

I've been grafting pal. The current situation suits me tbh. Got about half my customers open, fiddling the universal credit, getting my grant. Its all coming up Manboobs. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I've been grafting pal. The current situation suits me tbh. Got about half my customers open, fiddling the universal credit, getting my grant. Its all coming up Manboobs. 

As long as you're coming up Mrs Manboobs as well it's all looking rosy.

[manboobs109]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

As long as you're coming up Mrs Manboobs as well it's all looking rosy.

She gets a sticky belly. I'm not 100% sure the hot baths are working so staying careful. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

She gets a sticky belly. I'm not 100% sure the hot baths are working so staying careful. 

Can never be too careful.

Maybe time for UTA.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Can never be too careful.

Maybe time for UTA.

I am not a fan of the bottom. Too foreign for my tastes. 

[Studebaker-90]

24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I am not a fan of the bottom. Too foreign for my tastes. 

That’s a shame, she seems to quite like it. 

[Henry]

2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Alcoholic general man about town father by day, vigilante by night!

Don’t forget charity patron. 

[Don Fonte]

20 minutes ago, Dad said:

What's gay about that you dirty wee bastard?

You love a male human.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here - fuck balls

 

Care to explain this - what the fuck have I done to deserve hate (name calling aside)?

Cost everyone dosh.