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I’ve never been on these sites but it must be farcical, if I did I would pulling my best photo from a few years ago and saying my interests are charity work and going to the gym. Both complete fabrication.

Then if you get a match “wow can’t believe you are that old you look much younger in your photo” Cue Dad jokes.

Might sign up tonight. Massive testicular blow if you get no matches though I’d imagine.

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2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Used to live with a wee computer dude back in the day and he schooled us on the chatrooms.

An abundance of treasures to be found.  Lonely young ladies from shit towns all over UK where there was no chance for them to meet young dumb and full of cum, big city wideos like us.

Teerrrrific. 

What a hero

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1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I’ve never been on these sites but it must be farcical, if I did I would pulling my best photo from a few years ago and saying my interests are charity work and going to the gym. Both complete fabrication.

Then if you get a match “wow can’t believe you are that old you look much younger in your photo” Cue Dad jokes.

Might sign up tonight. Massive testicular blow if you get no matches though I’d imagine.

It's pretty soul destroying when you get a load of matches and all the ones that say "Hello.  How's it going?" look like Guy Garvey from Elbow.  Haha. 

Fuck it.

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32 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's pretty soul destroying when you get a load of matches and all the ones that say "Hello.  How's it going?" look like Guy Garvey from Elbow.  Haha. 

Fuck it.

But you clearly still respond incase it hits desperation stakes at 11 pm on a Wednesday night surely?

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's pretty soul destroying when you get a load of matches and all the ones that say "Hello.  How's it going?" look like Guy Garvey from Elbow.  Haha. 

Fuck it.

Inspired by this I googled it for the banter (genuinly for the banter) up came Secret Benefits and Wellhello. Surely these things are a total shake  down. Bearing in mind I was clearly using a fake name and no photo there was some total stunners from Aberdeen screaming for the cock. And for only £1 off my debit card I could get their phone number.

Hmm, I think not.

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58 minutes ago, Fridge said:

But you clearly still respond incase it hits desperation stakes at 11 pm on a Wednesday night surely?

No.

Even I, as sick as I am, have standards.

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4 hours ago, Fridge said:

 Massive testicular blow 

You having flashbacks to the Spar incident Fridgo? 

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

No.

Even I, as sick as I am, have standards.

Aye I'd rather just hit an escort than fanny around on dating apps 

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2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You having flashbacks to the Spar incident Fridgo? 

Ha ha. A bit the assault was to the heid, the testicular blow was nae getting the hero shag from the bird.

Yet.

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8 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Longer back than that.

Me and my boys @moobs was meeting terts online in 2000. 

Fuck aye. There is a school of thought that I invented Internet grooming. 

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2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Aye I'd rather just hit an escort than fanny around on dating apps 

POF is full of the perennial unemployed type (long term made up illness), can only hack it for so long though, do a month on and take a month off. No interest in long term stuff, say that from the start but it just causes problems. Thinking myself now the escort route would be a lot easier. Loving being single, never really had it in my adult life, it's a so much better way of life. 

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11 minutes ago, daytripping said:

POF is full of the perennial unemployed type (long term made up illness), can only hack it for so long though, do a month on and take a month off. No interest in long term stuff, say that from the start but it just causes problems. Thinking myself now the escort route would be a lot easier. Loving being single, never really had it in my adult life, it's a so much better way of life. 

No scope for bunging the pof birds a few notes? Save yourself a bit hassle? 

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1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

No scope for bunging the pof birds a few notes? Save yourself a bit hassle? 

It's easy enough to get a shag, it's getting rid of them that's the problem, fucking place is a mine field of nutters,

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Just now, daytripping said:

It's easy enough to get a shag, it's getting rid of them that's the problem, fucking place is a mine field of nutters,

That's what I mean though, offer them a few quid straight away so they know it's defo just sex. 

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1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

That's what I mean though, offer them a few quid straight away so they know it's defo just sex. 

I just put them on block when I start getting hassle. Last bird I had off there came to mine when I was pissed, sex was amazing, met her a week later soberish, fucking hell on my daughters life she was horrific, not the way she looked, just her teeth, she only had about 4. I just couldn't have sex with her, horrible experience.

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3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I just put them on block when I start getting hassle. Last bird I had off there came to mine when I was pissed, sex was amazing, met her a week later soberish, fucking hell on my daughters life she was horrific, not the way she looked, just her teeth, she only had about 4. I just couldn't have sex with her, horrible experience.

Och what's so good about teeth? You sound like a fussy sort to me. 

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1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Och what's so good about teeth? You sound like a fussy sort to me. 

When you see a bird smiling with 4 teeth you'll know. Gave a cracking blow job the first time we met to be fair. 8 cats and 2 rabbits in her flat was another turn off, never saw them, just what she told me, must have reeked.

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1 minute ago, daytripping said:

When you see a bird smiling with 4 teeth you'll know. Gave a cracking blow job the first time we met to be fair. 8 cats and 2 rabbits in her flat was another turn off, never saw them, just what she told me, must have reeked.

Nah you just miss heard. It was a cat o nine tails and two rampant rabbits.

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1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Nah you just miss heard. It was a cat o nine tails and two rampant rabbits.

Funny you should say that as her fave film was that bondage thing, can't recall its name, she sent me pics of her vibes!! lol

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6 minutes ago, daytripping said:

When you see a bird smiling with 4 teeth you'll know. Gave a cracking blow job the first time we met to be fair. 8 cats and 2 rabbits in her flat was another turn off, never saw them, just what she told me, must have reeked.

I remember playing chess in The Dock down in Leith wi a hooker and her teeth were crumbling while I was talking to her. Bits falling off them and sticking to her lips and that. Good pub The Dock. Gone now. 

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10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I remember playing chess in The Dock down in Leith wi a hooker and her teeth were crumbling while I was talking to her. Bits falling off them and sticking to her lips and that. Good pub The Dock. Gone now. 

Sounds like the old Schooner in Aberdeen, best mix of people ever at 7am when it opened, drunks and hookers off the night shift, we just went before the train to the football, brilliant atmosphere. Sadly now a poncy wine bar type place.

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Sounds like a couple pubs we'd go to in Clapham as the last stop before home at circa 8am. 

Apart from the chess stuff. Chess after a sesh is of no interest

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5 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Sounds like the old Schooner in Aberdeen, best mix of people ever at 7am when it opened, drunks and hookers off the night shift, we just went before the train to the football, brilliant atmosphere. Sadly now a poncy wine bar type place.

Chess and 3 card brag was big in The Dock. 5p open, 10p blind.

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Schooner was brilliant, full blast music on at 8am

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Not played chess in years, don't think I've even seen it played in a pub, even doms is a dying art. 

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Used to think doms was a game of chance but there's a skill to it. 

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Just now, Fridge said:

Schooner was brilliant, full blast music on at 8am

Hahaha, that was in its dying days, state of youngsters in there was a sight to behold, lol  full on rave from 7am. Can't blame the owners, least they tried to be relevant.

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Although if you're only playing two people Id say It's a game of chance. 

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1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Used to think doms was a game of chance but there's a skill to it. 

Its luck, end of!!

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