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[daytripping]

Just got a whasapp, mate of parkies says his 2 bottles of trembling madness are actually 2 small blue wickeds. Good source.

[tutankamun]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Did you get thread lost? Or maybe I did. 

Lol, yes I did. Fuckin phones

[redstrummer]

17 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I don't boast, I was a bloody maniac, utter lunatic, lol I did things that would turn your hair grey if you read the odes. Risk taker, life on the edge, like Tom Cruise in Top Gun. Bluto my goose. ?

yeah minesweeping you said 

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

And yet somehow they produced an exceptional child. Not just a skilled sportsman, not just a connoisseur of over hopped beer, not even just a man of political insight but an all rounder, a man who has an opinion on everything. 

I'm not exceptional, MB. I have never claimed to be either. Stop trying to pick pointless fights again. 

18 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Just got a whasapp, mate of parkies says his 2 bottles of trembling madness are actually 2 small blue wickeds. Good source.

One the few times I've "lol'd" at one of your posts. 

[BrianFaePerth]

AK is a pathetic little poke wearing man who can’t even operate a mobile properly 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

???

Im guessing you two have history?

Not really. He ran off with his tail between his legs when shown up for all to see

[Fridge]

Get a room you two gaylords!!!

[maryhilldon]

FFS.  Mods,  can you you not ban this Rocket dick again?  He's unbearable. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Paul Potts sings ND well. I canna mind it, was when I was really young I’ve just been told by relatives over the years 

I forgot about that lad Potts as I haven't heard of him for a long time. He has a great operatic voice min. The boy from the Confused.com adverts has a fine singing voice as well. He sings Nessun Dorma brilliantly.  

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The boy from the Confused.com adverts has a fine singing voice as well. He sings Nessun Dorma brilliantly.  

Well,  he is an opera singer. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Well,  he is an opera singer. 

Very true, but not all opera singers are good, just like any denomination of vocalist (prime modern-day example of a pop imposter vocalist being William Adams). However, both of my examples are virtuosos. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 hours ago, Parklife said:

Got a couple in the garage. Saving them for a week off work I've got coming up. 

Do you work for AFC Chat like?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 hours ago, redstrummer said:

where do you shop ?

Fortnum and Mason??

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Very true, but not all opera singers are good, just like any denomination of vocalist (prime modern-day example of a pop imposter vocalist being William Adams). However, both of my examples are virtuosos. 

I couldn't tell the difference between a great operatic singer and a good one.  They're all pretty good at singing to my untrained ear. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Pish. Salt and Vinegar gies the old helmet a fair sexy sting as well.   I meant the small tube by the way . Im not a maniac. 

Wouldn't recommend it min. A mate of mine years ago during foreplay with his then missus decided to be deviant so proceeded to insert an asthmatic puffer in his lady's chuff. Bad move. 999 was called and an ambulance was despatched to help the poor damsel in an unusual bout of distress. Not sure if they got all of the contents out either. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I couldn't tell the difference between a great operatic singer and a good one.  They're all pretty good at singing to my untrained ear. 

All the ones I have heard are pretty damn good but am sure there must be an imposter out there somewhere.

Met and spoke with Russell Watson the once. He's a fucking great operatic singer as well as a good lad. 

[maryhilldon]

Watched a gorgeous lassie sing You Raise Me Up at an Andre Rieu gig on Sky Arts a few nights ago.  Holy fuck!!  I thought my pint glass might shatter!  Incredible high note at the end. 

[pocrawred]

11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Watched a gorgeous lassie sing You Raise Me Up at an Andre Rieu gig on Sky Arts a few nights ago.  Holy fuck!!  I thought my pint glass might shatter!  Incredible high note at the end. 

Watching that in a pub?? Exciting........

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Watched a gorgeous lassie sing You Raise Me Up at an Andre Rieu gig on Sky Arts a few nights ago.  Holy fuck!!  I thought my pint glass might shatter!  Incredible high note at the end. 

Did a google search to see if I could find the lassie you are referring to but had nae joy.

One of the first results google found was one of Germany's favourite pop star, David Hasselhoff ?. Google is very quirky at times.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, pocrawred said:

Watching that in a pub?? Exciting........

I wish.  

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Did a google search to see if I could find the lassie you are referring to but had nae joy.

One of the first results google found was one of Germany's favourite pop star, David Hasselhoff ?. Google is very quirky at times.

Don't know how to do links.  Live in Maastricht 2018. YouTube. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Don't know how to do links.  Live in Maastricht 2018. YouTube. 

Cheers loon?. Found her here....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q38CxV7JsY

Anna Majchrzak?. She's a fantastic voice.

 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Cheers loon?. Found her here....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q38CxV7JsY

Anna Majchrzak?.

 

I'd love to take her out for dinner. 

[Henry]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I'd love to take her out for dinner. 

Not sure if she would enjoy the £3 three course lunch at Star Bar. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

To where? Fucking Nandos?

Tell her to shut the fuck up then and to wear something more appropriate. Her dress sense is horrific. 

I'd lie on a puddle for her. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I'd love to take her out for dinner. 

A happy meal deal should do the business?. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A happy meal deal should do the business?. 

As long as she's happy. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

As long as she's happy. 

?. I'm sure she will be. Polish women love a happy meal. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

If it's polish ye want, this is real quality. Nice little Saltire on the wall, notice.

 

Bit gay tbh. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

If it's polish ye want, this is real quality. Nice little Saltire on the wall, notice.

 

Pretty good, RS. Reminds me, at points in the rendition, of the Fields of No (or very little) Potatoes?.