Coronavirus

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

One of my lads was given a kit for a self test. How do they know if you've done the thing properly?

Its like making love to a beautiful woman. Once you think youve gone as deep as you can go, go deeper. (Up the nostril and throat)

Eyes might water, possible sneezing, and a boke reflex should indicate a successful test. 

[Fridge]

48 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Its like making love to a beautiful woman. Once you think youve gone as deep as you can go, go deeper. (Up the nostril and throat)

Eyes might water, possible sneezing, and a boke reflex should indicate a successful test. 

You been watching some Swiss Tony hardcore porn?

[King Street Loon]

5 hours ago, Zeus said:

Doing my bit for the local economy and sitting outside in the freezing cold having a pint. 

 

Cheers Nikki! 

Did that today ana.

It was an impromptu visit to town. Booked food, but fucking impossible to get any walk up seats outside for a drink.

Eventually got a table the craftsman for a couple of hours before calling it a night.

Fit a fucking hassle going out for a pint. 

Shite.

[Studebaker-90]

I have also just freezed my bollocks having a few drinks after frequenting the local Italian restaurant. Sad state of affairs.

[dazzy_deff]

Went to the marquee at the CC at half 1 for the afternoon...packed by 3 and loads of folk walking up and leaving. As KSL says fit a fuckin carry on getting a beer 

[Zeus]

Aye. Got this afternoon and had a table booked for food at 6 but trying to get anywhere afterwards was a shambles. Nae the places fault tbf. Finally got somewhere slightly oot of the town centre. 

Shame see town deid by 10.30pm 

[Studebaker-90]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Don't know how you can be arsed with that Studz. That sounds so miserable. Get yourself indoors. 

Just trying to do my bit for the local lads. Feet up on the sofa now with the heating blasting and the dog cuddling in. The jack Russel is upstairs. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Did one last Sunday, was feeling ropey from the Saturday booze so just rubbed the tip of my tongue and about half an inch up my nostrils. 

 

Waste of time. 

 

Got a text within 24hr.......clear of the virus. 

Safe to travel to mudhut central. 

What you doing in London?

[manboobs109]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/08/inseparable-for-44-years-the-couple-banned-from-touching-because-of-covid

Things like this disgust me. Petty, ludicrously stupid people ruining lives because of some daft rule. This is happening thousands of times throughout the country and we are just accepting. Councils, the Police, Government, private companies using this as an excuse to bully and cow people into submitting to their madness. 

[The Boofon]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/08/inseparable-for-44-years-the-couple-banned-from-touching-because-of-covid

Things like this disgust me. Petty, ludicrously stupid people ruining lives because of some daft rule. This is happening thousands of times throughout the country and we are just accepting. Councils, the Police, Government, private companies using this as an excuse to bully and cow people into submitting to their madness. 

He looks like a paedo. Safer keeping him in the care home IMO.

[minijc]

19 hours ago, Zeus said:

Doing my bit for the local economy and sitting outside in the freezing cold having a pint. 

 

Cheers Nikki! 

Plenty of places where you can sit inside, so no real need to freeze.

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, minijc said:

Plenty of places where you can sit inside, so no real need to freeze.

Yeah but you can only have two beers inside if you have a substantial meal but can tank whatever you want outside. Where the fuck is that logic. 
 

Was utter chaos yesterday with folk destroying as much nips as they could in their two hour time slot. 

[The Boofon]

21 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Yeah but you can only have two beers inside if you have a substantial meal but can tank whatever you want outside. Where the fuck is that logic. 
 

Was utter chaos yesterday with folk destroying as much nips as they could in their two hour time slot. 

Not in Tier 1. ?

 

Up yours Toonsers.

[minijc]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Yeah but you can only have two beers inside if you have a substantial meal but can tank whatever you want outside. Where the fuck is that logic. 
 

Was utter chaos yesterday with folk destroying as much nips as they could in their two hour time slot. 

There's plenty of places where the time limit isn't a thing, you just need to know them

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Not in Tier 1. ?

 

Up yours Toonsers.

Level 1 you ignorant 

[The Boofon]

8 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Level 1 you ignorant 

I prefer tier.

 

Tier hopping sounds better than Level hopping.

[The Boofon]

On 11/7/2020 at 5:20 PM, Zeus said:

8 in Aberdeen. 

Obvisous where the problem is

Wrong thread pal. Should be in Aberdeen Restaurants one.

[Zeus]

9 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Wrong thread pal. Should be in Aberdeen Restaurants one.

??

[alscotoz]

14 hours ago, Fridge said:

Yeah but you can only have two beers inside if you have a substantial meal but can tank whatever you want outside. Where the fuck is that logic. 
 

Was utter chaos yesterday with folk destroying as much nips as they could in their two hour time slot. 

SAD

[Henry]

"utter chaos"

"destroying as much nips as they could"

 

Another Fridge tall tale. 

[Bluto10]

as in Cheltnam?

[Parklife]

Pfizer say the stage 3 trial of their vaccine is showing that it is 90% effective 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/09/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-effective-pfizer-biontech?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

[manboobs109]

So if its 90% effective and we were expecting 4000 deaths a day with restrictions will we now accept over 400 a day without restrictions? 

[manboobs109]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Pfizer say the stage 3 trial of their vaccine is showing that it is 90% effective 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/09/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-effective-pfizer-biontech?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

People from black and minority ethnic backgrounds appear to have been as well protected as everyone else, the company says.

It's not all good news then

[Zeus]

No change in levels/tiers tomorrow 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

So if its 90% effective and we were expecting 4000 deaths a day with restrictions will we now accept over 400 a day without restrictions? 

No because with a vaccine that's 90% effective, we will achieve the much fabled "herd immunity" 

[manboobs109]

Just now, Parklife said:

No because with a vaccine that's 90% effective, we will achieve the much fabled "herd immunity" 

Explain

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Explain

If 90% of people are immune then there are not enough people susceptible the virus so it cannot sustain itself in society. A quick google of "herd immunity" will explain the concept for you better than I can. 

[Studebaker-90]

35 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Pfizer say the stage 3 trial of their vaccine is showing that it is 90% effective 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/09/covid-19-vaccine-candidate-effective-pfizer-biontech?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Caveat being it’s only based on the results of the first 94 volunteers 

[manboobs109]

We won't be able to give it to the entire population on the same day Parky.  We've bought enough for 15 million doses. Will that, spread over a year, get us to herd immunity?