Coronavirus

[NEM]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'm hoping I get a really sexy lady/nurse to give me my jag. Ive got a couple of great lines to deliver to this lucky lady.  

Did @minijc write them for you?

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'm hoping I get a really sexy lady/nurse to give me my jag. Ive got a couple of great lines to deliver to this lucky lady.  

“Just a little prick? You’ve not seen little...”

[minijc]

5 minutes ago, NEM said:

Did @minijc write them for you?

Rude.

[manboobs109]

Do you like fruit? Suck me cock it's a peach

You can have that for nowt Hanzo

[BrianFaePerth]

The moment SH gets his jab

[manboobs109]

Do you like equines? Suck me cock I'm hung like a horse

[Redforever86]

Do you like amphibians? 

Yes.

Well suck my cock it's a choad.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Check out all the free thinkers refusing a vaccine that isn’t here yet, that they’ve not been offered and that is not mandatory.

 

 

 

 

”You can’t make me have it, maaaaan”

 

”Ok then, next”

[minijc]

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1335961238405308416?s=20

[Fridge]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-55217937

[The Cockney Don]

Covid: Swansea Bay cases could be 'catastrophic'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55216458

[The Cockney Don]

Rita Ora, bit thick.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55213784

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Scum if you ask me.

Ship them all off to the colonies. 

The best about this story is that they only fined a few folk. Despite me thinking the whole thing is a fucking farce, surely everyone at the party should have been done.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Scum if you ask me.

Ship them all off to the colonies. 

Surely the fact that they have now infected themselves with a deadly virus us punishment enough? 

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Scum if you ask me.

Ship them all off to the colonies. 

It's Nottingham, so probably athletics or Asians.  Could be politically problematic. 

[Studebaker-90]

21 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Rita Ora, bit thick.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55213784

Aye but you’d do her 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

It's Nottingham, so probably athletics or Asians.  Could be politically problematic. 

what is an athletic, don’t get it?

[Fridge]

Incase you are not actually joking Blutz it’s a negroid.

[Bluto10]

22 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Incase you are not actually joking Blutz it’s a negroid.

have picked that up from context.

but what’s the link\r slang?

[NEM]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Surely the fact that they have now infected themselves with a deadly virus us punishment enough? 

Surely there weren't 150+ eighty odd year olds having a party? 

 

Some game of bingo that

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I took it as  football commentators always referring  to black players as 'very athletic'. 

It's always funny to hear. Good case for racism.

 

I was in Edinburgh yesterday on business. A damn shame what's happened to this country. Boy I was working with had rubber gloves on and kept telling everyone to back off. Very absorbed by the media. 
 

anyway, happy V-day. More wartime imagery 

[manboobs109]

Are we calling this V Day? Fucking hell I fucking hate that. I might need to move to a wee island or someplace after all this. 

[Parklife]

The UK establishment fucking love talking about the war or linking things to it. 

Will appeal to the old codgers they want to go get the vaccine mind you, old folk love the war too. 

[Guest milne_afc]

A fucking 90 year old has been given the vaccine.

Its time to put a limit on life.

[The Buzzard]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

It's always funny to hear. Good case for racism.

 

I was in Edinburgh yesterday on business. A damn shame what's happened to this country. Boy I was working with had rubber gloves on and kept telling everyone to back off. Very absorbed by the media. 
 

anyway, happy V-day. More wartime imagery 

Where was the shout!?

[Henry]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Are we calling this V Day? Fucking hell I fucking hate that. I might need to move to a wee island or someplace after all this. 

See you soon pal.

[manboobs109]

25 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

A fucking 90 year old has been given the vaccine.

Its time to put a limit on life.

It's weird. If they went into hospital with anything else it'd be DNR and Liverpool care pathways all the way but they aren't half getting their knickers in a twist if they die of Covid. 

At least now that 90 year old will be able to get back to the gym, going to big events, out for a jar, wee holiday abroad, spend time with family. 

[Poodler]

37 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

A fucking 90 year old has been given the vaccine.

Its time to put a limit on life.

They aren't having 75+ on vents anyway so it's not like they're a burden to the nhs if they get sick. 
 

They've had their time, use the pension £ to plug the deficit. Get out the way 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

They aren't having 75+ on vents anyway so it's not like they're a burden to the nhs if they get sick. 
 

They've had their time, use the pension £ to plug the deficit. Get out the way 

No no, we're doubling the pensions after independence. Not a rouse to buy support in any way of course. 

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

The UK establishment fucking love talking about the war or linking things to it. 

Will appeal to the old codgers they want to go get the vaccine mind you, old folk love the war too. 

It's quite right we never forget the war and the sacrifice made by so many. My grandad was a war hero, don't know if I've mentioned on here before, took a bullet fighting the Nazis, heroism runs in the family.