Coronavirus

[Henry]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

Id say those who unquestionably take it are though

I think you were looking for unquestioningly.

[NEM]

1 hour ago, minijc said:

https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1336228418149625858?s=20

Ha ha what an absolute fud

[NEM]

2 minutes ago, Henry said:

I think you were looking for unquestioningly.

Aye.  Thanks for that - much obliged

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

7 minutes ago, NEM said:

Id say those who unquestionably take it are though

Hey is that a microchip you are putting in my arm?

[NEM]

2 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Hey is that a microchip you are putting in my arm?

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[The Buzzard]

11 areas in level 4 move to level 3 on Friday. 

3 areas moving from 3 to 2. Falkirk, inverclyde and Angus  

City and Shire staying at 2 but still worried about levels of community transmission. So, you're all still being monitored and not beyond the realms level 3 could be your future.

Borders and D+G moving from 2 to 1. 

[daytripping]

19 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

11 areas in level 4 move to level 3 on Friday. 

3 areas moving from 3 to 2. Falkirk, inverclyde and Angus  

City and Shire staying at 2 but still worried about levels of community transmission. So, you're all still being monitored and not beyond the realms level 3 could be your future.

Borders and D+G moving from 2 to 1. 

We have 21 new cases, 18 in the shire, it's hardly the stuff of a pandemic. Put a memo out that I won't tolerate a level change to 3.

[daytripping]

Someone mentioned Insanity earlier, tried to remember who sung it and it actually came on Original radio, not heard it in years.....spooky.

 

Oceanic btw, banging tune.

[For Fecks Sake]

26 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

11 areas in level 4 move to level 3 on Friday. 

3 areas moving from 3 to 2. Falkirk, inverclyde and Angus  

City and Shire staying at 2 but still worried about levels of community transmission. So, you're all still being monitored and not beyond the realms level 3 could be your future.

Borders and D+G moving from 2 to 1. 

Got tonight's lottery numbers handy?

[daytripping]

The poor areas are bringing Aberdeen down, Torry, Kincorth and Tilly have about 90% of our cases, I blame the Polish.

[Joe pike]

5 minutes ago, daytripping said:

The poor areas are bringing Aberdeen down, Torry, Kincorth and Tilly have about 90% of our cases, I blame the Polish.

Shut the 3 bridges over the Dee.Job done for Kc and Torry.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, milne_afc said:

A fucking 90 year old has been given the vaccine.

Its time to put a limit on life.

Compulsory euthanasia at 80,  Logans Run style. 15 years retirement is plenty,  sponging auld farts. 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, daytripping said:

Sturgeon says she'll take a jab live on tv to prove it's safe, I saw that on facebook yesterday.

One of the replies said hopefully from Mike Tyson.

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[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

 

At least now that 90 year old will be able to get back to the gym, going to big events, out for a jar, wee holiday abroad, spend time with family. 

They'll die of regular flu over the winter. 

[tutankamun]

24 minutes ago, daytripping said:

We have 21 new cases, 18 in the shire, it's hardly the stuff of a pandemic. Put a memo out that I won't tolerate a level change to 3.

City and Shire comfortably meet the level 2 criteria.

The only slight concern was that last week the shire went above 5% test positivity rate but it's back to 4.7% now and falling.

[Poodler]

My dads da died at 37. As good an age as any to go imo. To hell with living to 80+, pain, loneliness and illness. 
 

It would be like listening to Dig Out Your Soul. Every day 

[Studebaker-90]

15 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

City and Shire comfortably meet the level 2 criteria.

The only slight concern was that last week the shire went above 5% test positivity rate but it's back to 4.7% now and falling.

Numbers also being skewed by specific cluster outbreaks, not an indication of community transmission. In fact if you look at the 7 day rate per 100k we are not dissimilar to Dumfries and borders who are moving to level 1.  

[For Fecks Sake]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

My dads da died at 37. As good an age as any to go imo. To hell with living to 80+, pain, loneliness and illness. 
 

It would be like listening to Dig Out Your Soul. Every day 

Was talking to Mrs FFS about just this today.  With the news covering more about Old Folks homes etc. giving you an insight into what is probably in store for us all it looks fucking awful.  Thought of sitting around waiting to die while being hardly able to move or do stuff - fuck that 

[The Buzzard]

21 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Numbers also being skewed by specific cluster outbreaks, not an indication of community transmission. In fact if you look at the 7 day rate per 100k we are not dissimilar to Dumfries and borders who are moving to level 1.  

According to what she said, the levels of infection are because of community transmission rather than outbreaks in workplaces or any care homes.

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, The Buzzard said:

According to what she said, the levels of infection are because of community transmission rather than outbreaks in workplaces or any care homes.

Aye. That’ll be why the numbers are coming down ?

[manboobs109]

 

Poor old cunt

[manboobs109]

36 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Was talking to Mrs FFS about just this today.  With the news covering more about Old Folks homes etc. giving you an insight into what is probably in store for us all it looks fucking awful.  Thought of sitting around waiting to die while being hardly able to move or do stuff - fuck that 

My old man used to have to go into them for respite so saw a fair few of them around my way and they are, without exception, grim as fuck. The cunts working there generally try their best but they are fucking horrible. They milk you dry as well. Need to sell your house to pay the fees. Fuck that I'll tell the laddie to poison me if it gets to that. 

[Poodler]

50 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Grandfather then. 

How did he die?  Shot by Nazis......?  Drugs?  Suicide?  Hit by a tram?  Syphilis?  Choked on a pube?   Stranglewank?  Bummed to death by a boat crew from Faroe Islands? 

 

 

 

Found dead in the street in east London, it was the 60's, not much questions asked. 
 

Tripped over his flares imo 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

 With the news covering more about Old Folks homes etc. giving you an insight into what is probably in store for us all it looks fucking awful.  Thought of sitting around waiting to die while being hardly able to move or do stuff - fuck that 

And getting slapped by a short tempered 20 stone Nigerian when no-ones else is around. 

[Fridge]

I’m amazed she never nailed us as there are 40 outbreaks in Cults but we’ll take it.

[NEM]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

He's actually laughing while "crying".

Absolute walloper. 

Hope he gets wiped out with a shoulder charge by Adebayo Akinfenwa at the next charity game......

How the fuck did he think it'd be a good idea to pretend to cry on TV ?‍♂️?

[NEM]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

They'll die of regular flu over the winter. 

Regular flu has been all but eradicated

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, NEM said:

Regular flu has been all but eradicated

As has every other type of death for the last 9 months.  Coronavirus is actually saving lives. 

[Redforever86]

33 minutes ago, NEM said:

How the fuck did he think it'd be a good idea to pretend to cry on TV ?‍♂️?

Better for folk to be talking about that rather than the still very real possibility of a no deal brexit. Oven ready ma arse as Joe Royle would say. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Mouthing off in the Blind Beggar