Coronavirus

[maryhilldon]

London Sultan who got a bit too annoying in the Krays local. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

Regular flu has been all but eradicated

Next year will be a bad flu year 

[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I’m amazed she never nailed us as there are 40 outbreaks in Cults but we’ll take it.

I thought that was an old outbreak at the nursing home there.

[Geoff_Tipps]

We should get the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh taking the vaccine live on TV. About time they earned their crust.

[The Cockney Don]

 

[maryhilldon]

44 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Reports fleeing in that the old boy who took the first vaccine today, William Shakespeare, his dick has fallen off. 

Jings. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To pee or not to pee. 

Merchant of penis. 

[Simply Red]

Much Ado about No Cock

[maryhilldon]

Richard the turd. 

[Misers Hill]

Two Gentlemen with Veneral Disease (Veronaians)??

[BrianFaePerth]

How long Until the first of the oldies who gets jabbed dies? Doesn’t matter what it’s from, the whole process will stop.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How long Until the first of the oldies who gets jabbed dies? Doesn’t matter what it’s from, the whole process will stop.

Give it about 3 weeks.  Half of them are at deaths door already. 

[alscotoz]

16 hours ago, Poodler said:

My dads da died at 37. As good an age as any to go imo. To hell with living to 80+, pain, loneliness and illness. 
 

It would be like listening to Dig Out Your Soul. Every day 

Love Monty python

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How long Until the first of the oldies who gets jabbed dies? Doesn’t matter what it’s from, the whole process will stop.

"Look lads, I'm an ignoramus" 

Yeah. I'm sure if Margaret Keenan gets smashed by a bus, they've stop giving Covid-19 vaccines to folk... 

Top analysis, B-Ry

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

"Look lads, I'm an ignoramus" 

Yeah. I'm sure if Margaret Keenan gets smashed by a bus, they've stop giving Covid-19 vaccines to folk... 

Top analysis, B-Ry

It’s a serious point. If she pops her clogs in her sleep tonight, the vaccination crowd will just go “oh well” and continue jabbing?  Like fuck they will.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

It’s a serious point. If she pops her clogs in her sleep tonight, the vaccination crowd will just go “oh well” and continue jabbing?  Like fuck they will.

I've no doubt if someone dies they'll look to ascertain if the vaccine had an impact on that death. 

You would've been better just saying that, rather than "doesn't matter what it's from", because the one thing that'll matter most is what it's from. 

[NEM]

13 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Next year will be a bad flu year 

This is a bad flu year rebranded.  Last year was mild, so will next year be as Covids killed off the frail and vulnerable

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

I've no doubt if someone dies they'll look to ascertain if the vaccine had an impact on that death. 

You would've been better just saying that, rather than "doesn't matter what it's from", because the one thing that'll matter most is what it's from. 

And you know fine what eh meant but decided to be a prick and pick a bus as her bringer of death

[Parklife]

19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

And you know fine what eh meant but decided to be a prick and pick a bus as her bringer of death

The prickishness was directly proportional to the stupidity of what you said. 

You said it wouldn't matter the cause of death. When It's the one and only thing that will matter. 

[manboobs109]

I see a few Edinburgh punters are kicking off about being into day 60 of their 16 day 'reset' 

Why doesn't she just change the criteria for the levels of she's going to ignore them anyway? 

[DD1903]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I see a few Edinburgh punters are kicking off about being into day 60 of their 16 day 'reset' 

Why doesn't she just change the criteria for the levels of she's going to ignore them anyway? 

Kept it at level 3 to stop people travelling there. Good reason 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Kept it at level 3 to stop people travelling there. Good reason 

Is that genuinely her chat? Fucking hell. 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Is that genuinely her chat? Fucking hell. 

Its all to create a smoke screen to divert attention away from her and her husband lying to a Holyrood investigation, as well as withholding documents (when she previously said she would do anything to help).

[manboobs109]

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-12-09/covid-vaccine-two-people-who-had-pfizer-vaccine-on-tuesday-had-allergic-reactions

Haha, it's "totally safe" apart from to the two people who had allergic reactions on the first day.

[Zeus]

Seems westhill service station are fed of of bloody blokes not wearing masks in the store!

Discrimination IYAM

[The Boofon]

45 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-12-09/covid-vaccine-two-people-who-had-pfizer-vaccine-on-tuesday-had-allergic-reactions

Haha, it's "totally safe" apart from to the two people who had allergic reactions on the first day.

Yip. Imagine that. Two folk with allergies so bad they need to carry an epi-pen take an allergic reaction to something they’ve never encountered before. 
 

Mental. 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Yip. Imagine that. Two folk with allergies so bad they need to carry an epi-pen take an allergic reaction to something they’ve never encountered before. 
 

Mental. 

What's mental is that the tests, in which no corners were cut, didn't reveal that some people might be allergic to it. 

 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No one is getting made to take the vaccine 

Not at the minute Hanso but it'll come. Prove your vaccinated to fly, drink in a pub, go to a gig. As sure as eggs is eggs. We'll end up paying for it as well 'to save the NHS' 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 We'll end up paying for it as well 'to save the NHS' 

Sounds good. Free to folk who can't afford, those that can pay the £50 it costs, or whatever. I'm cool with that. 

[manboobs109]

Just now, Parklife said:

Sounds good. Free to folk who can't afford, those that can pay the £50 it costs, or whatever. I'm cool with that. 

I'm happy for you

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Sounds good. Free to folk who can't afford, those that can pay the £50 it costs, or whatever. I'm cool with that. 

So hypothetically speaking you’re okay with people being charged for something they don’t want and arguably don’t need to take so they are allowed to live their life normally again?