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[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

18 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A bloody great hunting ground are the single mums at the school gates.

 

I liked the ones who made the effort to look a bit glam even at 9am. The ones who flung on a velour trackie with their hair tied up were to be avoided imo. 

You could tell they hadn't even washed. 

[Fridge 248]

Well it doesn’t make any sense to me. But I suspect all the youngsters will be getting pished this weekend.

Re Mummies I have nailed one of the Teacher’s which is nae good at the school gates. And she has to call me Sir (I’m nae a knight) or Mister Fridge which is utterly bananas and have told umpteen times to wise up!

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

The glam ones would def be cracking open the pinot grigio at 915am as well. 

[Don Fonte 787]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The glam ones would def be cracking open the pinot grigio at 915am as well. 

My type of woman.

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I have nailed one of the Teacher’s

Teachers are really shit in bed. Not done them all (obviously) but FEMALE teachers - both primary and secondary school - are boring as fuck.

[Don Fonte 787]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Teachers are really shit in bed. Not done them all (obviously) but FEMALE teachers - both primary and secondary school - are boring as fuck.

Disagree. Had a couple wild ones.

Also female primary school teachers are pretty much all alcoholics.

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

We are generalising. Essex girls the best in the UK in my experience. Well, Essex girl (singular) is the sum total of my experience. 

[redstrummer 120]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

We are generalising. Essex girls the best in the UK in my experience. Well, Essex girl (singular) is the sum total of my experience. 

so spikin shite as per 

[tutankamun 266]

4 hours ago, Fridge said:

Ha further completete nonesense. School just sent me an an email saying I should wear a mask when dropping off / pick up from the second of November - which I do anyway. How is this making any difference.

Is this a school rule or nationwide?

[maryhilldon 960]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

A bloody great hunting ground are the single mums at the school gates.

 

Bit weird if you don't actually have kids of your own though. 

[dazzy_deff 625]

15 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Is this a school rule or nationwide?

Mandatory for all school in tier 3 and 4 areas. 

[tutankamun 266]

8 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mandatory for all school in tier 3 and 4 areas. 

Oh, is Fridge in tier 3?

I just saw that the kids had to wear masks, didn’t see anything about the parents doing drop offs had to.

Edit: just read the article, confirmed.

kids that age should be making their own way to school anyway, just like we all used to back in the day 

[Parklife 69]

But mind, it's not until 2nd November!!! 

[dazzy_deff 625]

Just now, Parklife said:

But mind, it's not until 2nd November!!! 

Should have been mandatory from tomorrow. 

[Parklife 69]

1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said:

Should have been mandatory from tomorrow. 

Aye. It'll be chaos at the school gates on a Saturday morning. 

[Studebaker-90 408]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The glam ones would def be cracking open the pinot grigio at 915am as well. 

Sticking it up her horny cunt by 11 

[dazzy_deff 625]

38 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Aye. It'll be chaos at the school gates on a Saturday morning. 

[Poodler 2,016]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Teachers are really shit in bed. Not done them all (obviously) but FEMALE teachers - both primary and secondary school - are boring as fuck.

Isn't one of your offsprings a teacher?! Probably best she was rubbish tbh so she wasn't putting it about.

 

in fact if I had a daughter, actually nevermind 

 

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

Think RS meant he was on the Teachers.

 

again 

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

45 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Isn't one of your offsprings a teacher?!

No way. If any of mine telt me they wanted to be a teacher, that would have been devastating, only worsened by them wanting to join the police. The latter is suicide-worthy, the former would trigger a major depression which would end up with me deid pretty quickly thereafter. That's a massive failure as a parent, breeding a teacher. Breeding a cop, well that's just fucked up.

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Think RS meant he was on the Teachers.

again 

Fabricate - Repeat - Believe.

You and punklife should meet up. You'd be good together.

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

Cmon RS , that’s how this place works .

Im a necrophiliac, ,carpet fitter/furniture salesman that gets tied up in @Dad’s  basement . 

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

No, it's how YOU work. And others like you. You may make the most noise but you are not the majority.

You obviously find your stuff funny but I don't. Live and let live. It's ok that we are all different.

If you keep poking me, you will get a reaction but you won't like it and you'll go in a huff again, whilst pretending you don't care. All too predictable.

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

RS. Rearrange . 

a chill fucking take pill

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

What makes you think that I am anything but chilled?

The truth...

never mind.

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

What makes you think that I am anything but chilled?

 

Your posts . 

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your posts . 

What did I post tonight that merited the advice that you felt qualified to hand out to me?

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

Your childish reaction to my joke about you drinking whisky. 

[rocket_scientist 1,006]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your childish reaction to my joke about you drinking whisky. 

You consider it "childish". You may be mistaken. If you want the truth, you won't like it. I suggest you avoid me, or at least desist from provoking me (which I consider infantile). That would be best.

[Sooper-hanz 1,629]

16 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You consider it "childish". You may be mistaken. If you want the truth, you won't like it. I suggest you avoid me, or at least desist from provoking me (which I consider infantile). That would be best.

 You take this far too seriously .