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[Fridge]

The obvious what, she is nae hot, absolutely fucked over Aberdeen but I’d probably still do her if pished.

Say’s more about me than her I suppose.

[NEM]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

Just shoot anyone that has it and crack on. Vote Fridge.

The North Korean method

[ericblack4boss]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? I believe those rumours were started on here by Cavey. 

Injunction in place,  press know about it. 

ITK

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

  She's a very warm person , good moral code and a good sense of humour.  

Yeah,  cause these are crucial for sexual arousal. 

[daytripping]

46 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I was thinking ahead as a long term partner , Mazerz.

There's no way she's shagging her "husband", separate bedroom stuff. Would be a hideous sight if she was. Prefer to think of her with Kate., tongue going ten to the dozen on her clit, Kate as per her usual maths forgetting how many times she's came.

[daytripping]

Has to be said her husband is the spit of Rocket from the infamous video, they could pass as twins.

[daytripping]

9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Dayts. This question had two of you in mind, the two biggest racists on the hat. Good to see you tonight. What's your position on it?

Hahaha, if anything I'm getting too much loving just now.

I'm also not a racist, that's slanderous, please retract. 

[daytripping]

I've spent the last 30 year in relationships, have to say being single has been my happiest, house hunting just now with my daughter, best days ever. Next house will be my last move I reckon, needs to be perfect. Won't have anyone moving in for a long time apart from my daughter, happier that way. One girl actually said are we girlfriend/boyfriend, lol Was told to wise up. ? never saw her again.

[NEM]

You moving out of the Manor?

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, NEM said:

You moving out of the Manor?

Still Boxy but buying, rented the last couple years. Circumstances changed, mortgage will be way cheaper than renting.

Saw the bomber man in the corner of the ring tonight when I went to Sainsbury, he doing PT work?

[daytripping]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That must have broke her heart, Dayts come on now. 

It didn't make her day but I had said from day one.

[The Boofon]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I defy any bloke to say Nicola doesn’t have a certain sexy something about her . 

My wife thinks she’s amazing. @ebbe

[daytripping]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

" oooh look Vittsjo coffee table, and a Kolbjorn cabinet , that would look lovely in mine and Dayts' place"

    

Was nothing personal, just her tits had seen better days and her chat was inane, didn't like the Carlisle accent either.

[daytripping]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She wants some sort of commitment Dayts.  Come on now. You pair aren't getting any younger. 

Own company is the best, why upset that. Pondering a rescue cat, love cats.

[daytripping]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

ffs dayts, I'm guessing we're a similar age. Obviously her tits had seen better days. 

aye, that accent is a bit shite . 

Still some lovely tits out there, POF has an endless supply. They all seem to be long term unemployed though, not keepers.

[daytripping]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I was speaking with a lovely lady on POF via email and then WhatsApp for a bit ,  similar age/background ,same interests , similar music tastes blah blah until she sent me a photo of her erect cock. 

I love it but it's seasonal for me, nice warm days great, meet for a drink outside Slains then back to mine for a cheeky cocktail. Weather like this week can't be arsed, feet up on the sofa, sorted. Thrill of the chase and first dates best as well, boring after. Can see me ending up with the ex but not carrying a torch, just think it will happen. Not fussed, loving life, lot to be said for being single. It's great.

[BrianFaePerth]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? I believe those rumours were started on here by Cavey. 

That was me and eh am spitting bare facts

[alscotoz]

15 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

I'm sorry that happened to you.

Only went to Dyce for 6 months. From what I remember it was better than Bankhead. Probably because it was brand new?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Aye Paul Ferris is secretly running Celtic with Lawell. Haha

Gerry Adams too. 

 

Ha ha. I wouldn't be surprised if they were bequeathed money from the estate of Martin McGuinness as well. 

[Howard Marks]

Bump. Just in case folk are forgetting, we are in the middle of a pandemic.

[muttonhumper]

1 hour ago, Howard Marks said:

Bump. Just in case folk are forgetting, we are in the middle of a pandemic.

Throw a penny into my plastic satellite dish
And make a wish

[manboobs109]

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/revealed-the-uk-s-covid-passport-plan

Government plans for passports to access education, health services etc. 

Not compulsory though. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/revealed-the-uk-s-covid-passport-plan

Government plans for passports to access education, health services etc. 

Not compulsory though. 

Covids is just version 1. Plenty more will be added on to the passports to allow you to function in society like we used to.

[Guest milne_afc]

There will be return to normality. Testing is here to stay.

 

 

[NEM]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Covids is just version 1. Plenty more will be added on to the passports to allow you to function in society like we used to.

Just heard the Australian vaccine programmes been suspended as it was giving folk a positive Aids test ?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

Just heard the Australian vaccine programmes been suspended as it was giving folk a positive Aids test ?

Should never have had GB involved

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

And it all, not just the tests that don't work, costs money.

The money to pay for it all will end up in the pockets of their Eton fagboy mates, thereafter coming back to them like Blair, Cameron etc.

Read an article the other day every positive result returned at Cambridge Uni was found to be a false positive. Posh students isolating for fuck all ?

[BrianFaePerth]

The concerning thing is there were medical types who knew it was going Pete Tong and were ignored.

Canna help but fear there are similar Pfizer bods who’ve been shut up.

 

[manboobs109]

The mad thing is there are still people who think we'll 'return to normal' 

[The beard of mcinnes]

On 12/11/2020 at 2:29 PM, Joe pike said:

Yep but there was an article in the P&J about hospitals cancelling operations because they need the beds.

There is always extra demand at this time of the year but Sturgeon will use her judgement and there is a good chance we know which direction that will go.

the full extent of hospital treatment being impacted can be seen here 

 

Covid’s toll on hospital operations could take years to fix (theferret.scot)