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6 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Its not worth an investigation to be honest. 

All we need to know is it was a particularly great ride, a solid 69 with bumhole getting a flickering like a snake tasting the air for fresh shrews. 

All while my girlfriend at the time was hospitalised in Cornhill battling Anorexia. 

The tailend of a great decade. 

98 would be the landing strip era or was she ahead of her time with a shaven haven?

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4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

98 would be the landing strip era or was she ahead of her time with a shaven haven?

They're talking about women Brizo, stay out of it. 

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8 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Its not worth an investigation to be honest. 

All we need to know is it was a particularly great ride, a solid 69 with bumhole getting a flickering like a snake tasting the air for fresh shrews. 

All while my girlfriend at the time was hospitalised in Cornhill battling Anorexia. 

The tailend of a great decade. 

Beautifully written 

I'd love to see what you write in Xmas cards 

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10 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach I'm just saying that feeding the mouths of the most effective is on paper a way of doing things terrifically; but the interpretation of terrific is different for a lot of cunts. Loads of folk will raise you up on their shoulders, championing your wise words, I'm no disputing that - at the same time though many folk will want to kick fuck out of you for the black and white mentality (as they view it).

 

It's no worth the hassle. 

100% agreed.

It wasn't worth the hassle reading the initial pile of pish but then you followed it up with an explanation for the pile of pish which was an even bigger pile of pish.

Pish

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I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

Apologies son and you also manchebs obviously.

 

How did you get on with Spotify?

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1 minute ago, Dad said:

I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

 

Did you viagra up and satisfy Mum?

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No no (for the love of fuck)

 

Just addressing the shoulder/neck/back misery; a pinched nerve still (5 months now) evident.

 

Thankfully - a steady rubbing of voltarol in the morn for through the day, then Mary Jane in the eve - and we can pretend Dad is ready to conquer Everest 😎

 

For a while anyways

 

Ah no

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4 minutes ago, Dad said:

I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

Apologies son and you also manchebs obviously.

 

How did you get on with Spotify?

Had to download everything again but didn't lose the list of previous downloaded stuff.

Suffice to say I wasn't very impressed and was glad I have unlimited data.

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Just now, Dad said:

No no (for the love of fuck)

 

Just addressing the shoulder/neck/back misery; a pinched nerve still (5 months now) evident.

 

Thankfully - a steady rubbing of voltarolin the morn for through the day, then Mary Jane in the eve - and we can pretend Dad is ready to conquer Everest 😎

 

For a while anyways

 

Ah no

I've got problems in that area. Got an ultrasound this week and waiting for results. Doc thinking rotator cuff. I'm thinking fucking sick of it.

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It's a solid cycle of me thinking something is badly wrong (funny bone type electric pain in the shoulder and up the arm when twisting certain ways), afore being told it's nowt to worry about and to do a couple of wee neck bends etc.

 

I regularly do the cheeky downward dog yoga move; it feels like a sack or baggy of shit or whatever is sat right at the back of my head, suffocating my airwaves and making it difficult to move. Immediately makes me think of yon Spandau ballet twin who had a football sized tumour in his head.

 

Hopefully no.

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1 hour ago, Dad said:

I was deeply under the influence of relaxants last night Al

 

Apologies son and you also manchebs obviously.

 

How did you get on with Spotify?

You never need to apologise to me Dad. Never. 

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8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

98 would be the landing strip era or was she ahead of her time with a shaven haven?

Well my sleazy act of deceit if my memory holds up had neither of those but a perfectly acceptable small neat tuft perched above the fuckflaps. Impeccably clean arsehole aswell as i kept a light on during all operations. This was after a good 6 hours of jiving up the town, vividly remember laying the venom in Long Island Iced Tea before picking up the prey in Charlies. 

My bird had more of a Don King in a headlock wild bush thing going on. Seems eating wasnt the only thing she struggled with and cultivation of the groinal garden was out of her comfort zone aswell. 

But im in a bit of a minority here, i love a nice hairy minge. Served my apprenticeship on them. 

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FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases.

 

Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous.

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She also said cases were rising in some level 1 and 2 areas. Maybe stop shipping ill people into them you fucking weasel.

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14 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases.

 

Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous.

She has been hinting at this for at least 4 weeks and done fuck all

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25 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases.

 

Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous.

Won’t stop me travelling up and down . Dont give a fuck 

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Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. 

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29 minutes ago, daytripping said:

She also said cases were rising in some level 1 and 2 areas. Maybe stop shipping ill people into them you fucking weasel.

Your best ever post (apart from the Stovies one)

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11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. 

Should be changing masks regularly Hanz.

 

Old ones will not work after a while.

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26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. 

I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent.

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9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent.

^^LOL

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5 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

But im in a bit of a minority here, i love a nice hairy minge. Served my apprenticeship on them

We all did. Apart from the monogamous, the religious and the boring and their opinions don't count.

We had no option. The shaved pussy didn't exist in the late 70's and early 80's.

Now, it's rare to find the naturally-occurring, even the women our age are hacking their hair off.

Variety is the spice of doughnuts. I like them all. Half the fun is finding out how they keep them.

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4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

 

Variety is the spice of doughnuts. I like them all. Half the fun is finding out how they keep them.

Check the eyebrows. Tidy eyebrows, shaven fanny

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My vagina apprenticeship kicked off in the late 80s. Still plenty insulation then and up into the 90s for sure. 

Must have been a big switch in the mid 90s maybe when the fleece was still present but much neater, then late 90s into millennium, boom, baldy minges as far as the eye could see. 

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I was the one of the only cars driving north late last night. Between Dundee and Aberdeen, I saw less than a handful of cars and was overtaken by none despite driving legally. 6 music was providing an unusual vibe at that time and it was most enjoyable, total traffic-less darkness and that's from someone is definitely not an enthusiast of travelling by any mode, being just a means to an end.

When I got home I remarked at how unusually quiet the roads were. She said it's illegal, that's why. I don't know the rules, couldn't be arsed looking them up so wasn't aware of the implications of travelling to and from a tier 3 from a tier 2 - don't even know the diff nor do I care - and I wouldn't have even known but for the roadsigns telling me I was entering a tier 3. The only that matters is having a good excuse up your sleeve if a bored traffic pig decides to be a hero. The best excuses are ones they can't challenge you on. Fuck these facist cunts. Do what the Donald says, don't let the covids rule your life.

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7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Check the eyebrows. Tidy eyebrows, shaven fanny

Yeah that makes sense. Never done that correlative observation test in my ongoing research. When you get to my age, the new pussy opportunities get less as we tend to go back to our safe house no strings discreet fuck buddies - for the obvious reasons of less STD and detection risks - but there is one potential source of data collection I could use. Not sure I would be comfortable asking my three daughters however, all of whom are talented in the eyebrow department and despite my teaching and preaching the essential need for openness and a taboo-free existence. It might creep them out if I asked them. Their boyfriends might understand and accommodate my inquiry? On second thoughts, that might not be a good idea either. I'll just ask the wife. She'll know. She thinks I'm a sick cunt anyway.

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