King Street Loon Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Mmmm i just carried CV thru 4 International airports aswell. Solid effort. Indeed a good effort Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: A solid 3 out of 5. Mild common cold symptoms leading up to a crescendo of 2 days of slightly sore legs. Slight lose of appetite and not really wanting to drink booze. Im no health advisor but id recommend getting it now while its freezing outside and fuck alls open. And that's the fucking monkey covid you've got and that's the sum total of it? What a massive load of wank. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Probably affects the working class a bit worse than the likes of yourself Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: ... And a slightly pitiful persistent cough. Nothing a spoon of Buttercup wouldn't fix. I took your advice and hit a few toddies. Manuka honey soon sort that oot ? ? Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Ive hummed n heyed with that for years and just end up taking the 2 quid Asdas own. Ive seen jars at 20 quid plus. You had personal success with the Manuka? Aye - had one cold in about 5 years since I started necking it and that was gone in a day or so Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 If some cunt else was asking for health store recommendations to purchase his Manuka honey from, you'd be calling them all sorts of bender ? 2 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: If some cunt else was asking for health store recommendations to purchase his Manuka honey from, you'd be calling them all sorts of bender ? ? Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Cant get a better review than that. Im in. Supermarket the place to go or any leading health food store? I get the Steens 15+ UMF from Sainsbury’s ?? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 22 minutes ago, NEM said: Aye - had one cold in about 5 years since I started necking it and that was gone in a day or so ‘colds’ LOL Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Only the people with bender tendancies. Haha. 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: ‘colds’ LOL Should try some on your thumb bluts Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Some of the best healing properties in the world. I got some from Richard in the Union grove shop a few month ago Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 healing properties? like what, excema? never heard of it. only know the sauvingingon blanc Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Do you spread it on toast or just scoop it down? Why is it better than Joe Bloggs honey? all comes from Bee's. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: healing properties? like what, excema? never heard of it. only know the sauvingingon blanc Excema is for the weak, all in the mind. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Heather honey for the toddies boys for fuck sake Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, manboobs109 said: Heather honey for the toddies boys for fuck sake Sounds like an old whore Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Always thought you were better with local honey from local bees? That’s for gayfever Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Always thought you were better with local honey from local bees? Too right, bloody foreign bees in their dingys coming over from France, fucking stay there. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Just broke quarantine to go for a brisk walk round the block. Treacherous ice in some parts. Nicola made me do it. The cold air did nothing for my tickly cough. Stay safe hun. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Couple of woofters on BBC1 just now making a chocolate log, it's just wrong. Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, daytripping said: Do you spread it on toast or just scoop it down? Why is it better than Joe Bloggs honey? all comes from Bee's. Manuka plants the bees feed on give it antibacterial properties Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Does it cure herpes? AFAF Ha ha be worth a bash Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: BBC are banging on about putting out a warning on Flash Gordon because the actor who played Ming is Swedish and Ming has Asian tendancies therefore may cause offence to the audience. Fuck they even on about, Ming comes from the Planet Mongo(like half the cunts on here). ....and like every cunt at the BBC Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: BBC are banging on about putting out a warning on Flash Gordon because the actor who played Ming is Swedish and Ming has Asian tendancies therefore may cause offence to the audience. Fuck they even on about, Ming comes from the Planet Mongo(like half the cunts on here). I'm sure I saw Flash Gordon in the cinema where Espionage is now, know I saw Moonraker there. Nae an athletic in sight, didn't even have a top floor. Halycon days. These days it's all mega cinemas, kids will never know the fun of sitting in a smoke filled room getting told to take your feet off the seats in front of you by a torch waving maniac. Double sittings then as well, near 4 hours inhaling nicotine, bliss. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Fuckin, Coonraker there nowadays Golden eyes and teeth 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: Golden eyes and teeth You never see them enter, just top floor....there!! rows of white teeth. I think it's where the clubs employ the toilet people from. Closed club that, always fancied getting into but its racist, no chance for a white person. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just watching the news, all these new improved virus strains more powerful than the last surely can't be true. We're a small island, why only us. Link to comment
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