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[Henry]

52 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

bed manager

Bluto does that part time, 7pm onwards after several medium strength lagers. 

[jamiesd]

2 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

When I was a Charge Nurse, I didn't have access to the bed state of any other hospital other than the one I worked in. 

Unless he/she is actually employed as a bed manager (although why a psychiatric nurse would have a need for access to acute bed statistics I still don't really understand.....the 2 services rarely overlap to any degree)

Get stats every weekday local and country wide with Nhs Grampian. Thats why i never believed the numbers in the news as its not what i ever got through on email.

[daytripping]

3 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

When I was a Charge Nurse, I didn't have access to the bed state of any other hospital other than the one I worked in. 

Unless he/she is actually employed as a bed manager (although why a psychiatric nurse would have a need for access to acute bed statistics I still don't really understand.....the 2 services rarely overlap to any degree)

Knock yourself out min, I'm just shagging her, didn't go into detail. Her salary is eye watering to the likes of me so guess she's high up but no idea where she got the numbers, I'll ask her if you want. You probably know her, worked there 28 years.

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Her salary is eye watering to the likes of me so guess she's high up 

You shagging @Dons79's wife? 

[daytripping]

I've never knowingly lied on this site, I wouldn't start by making up a covid in patient stat, hahaha.

When I advertised petrol hedge clippers on here with a fearsome 2 stroke roar the very beautiful @cheesepipes arrived at my luxury 4 bed detached door, was he faced with an electric flymo clipper or a 2 stroke that could be heard for a mile????  Case closed. I don't lie.

I'm away to Xhamster, this place has pissed me off, my flacid 12" knob needs a workout.

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You shagging @Dons79's wife? 

Could be, never ask their at home details, first name is about as far as I get. 

[Henry]

17 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Could be, never ask their at home details, first name is about as far as I get. 

What’s his name 

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

You shagging @Dons79's wife? 

Cmon Parkie, playground chat that ?

she better not be ???

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Cmon Parkie, playground chat that ?

she better not be ???

Just a joke man. Was based purely on the boasting about the salary lol. No offence intended. 

[Dons79]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just a joke man. Was based purely on the boasting about the salary lol. No offence intended. 

None taken bud,deserve it from time to time after my #cans outbursts.??

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just a joke man. Was based purely on the boasting about the salary lol. No offence intended. 

Grow a pair

[Poodler]

Tabloid chat is that England is gonna bin all this two hour nonsense on June 21st. Did people have bets on this? 
 

 

I can’t suffer the indignity of trying to book a table at a bar for two hours, I haven’t been yet in Aberdeen. 

[Parklife]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

Tabloid chat is that England is gonna bin all this two hour nonsense on June 21st. Did people have bets on this? 
 

 

I can’t suffer the indignity of trying to book a table at a bar for two hours, I haven’t been yet in Aberdeen. 

Is that law? Pub I was in on Saturday had no such time limit. 

[Henry]

Aye we were in Inverness at the weekend, couple of places were first come, first served, stay as long as you want.

More importantly, England looks to be binning the 1m distancing on June 21st. No doubt we’ll be months behind. 

[NEM]

Pubs allowed to play music up here yet?

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Is that law? Pub I was in on Saturday had no such time limit. 

No, it’s just bars doing it to give everyone a chance. You won’t get chucked unless someone else is booked in.

[Poodler]

21 minutes ago, NEM said:

Pubs allowed to play music up here yet?

Unless there’s a jukebox outside, better off without. Chart dance music is the worst. 
 

morrissey is quite happy walking into a bar with a CD and saying play this compilation now. That would be a dream 

[Fridge]

Been so long since music that was in it’ll be a fucking novelty. If the bar has Sonos you used to be able to change it with the app which was good although clearly abused with the volume and putting on pish also.

[Poodler]

38 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Been so long since music that was in it’ll be a fucking novelty. If the bar has Sonos you used to be able to change it with the app which was good although clearly abused with the volume and putting on pish also.

There are some jukeboxes around that you can populate with music from your phone but you’d need to get in early to fill it up with some good old RnR before some bam nips in with clubland. Or even worse, the beautiful south 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I wonder if we'll be getting lockdown again due to this.....

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeenshire/3107728/pupils-told-to-self-isolate-after-two-covid-cases-confirmed-at-ellon-academy/

No surprises if we are again after tomorrow's briefing in Holyrood?.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I wonder if we'll be getting lockdown again due to this.....

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeenshire/3107728/pupils-told-to-self-isolate-after-two-covid-cases-confirmed-at-ellon-academy/

No surprises if we are again after tomorrow's briefing in Holyrood?.

You talk some amount of shite. 

[dazzy_deff]

12 hours ago, Fridge said:

No, it’s just bars doing it to give everyone a chance. You won’t get chucked unless someone else is booked in.

Becomes law from the 17th May for indoors in Scotland. 

[dazzy_deff]

12 hours ago, NEM said:

Pubs allowed to play music up here yet?

Yes. Music ban got scrapped before Xmas.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You talk some amount of shite. 

Thanks chum, if you say it's so, it is so?. You speak a lot of poison but I don't feel the perennial need to be antagonistic and voice my feelings in such a manner. 

[Fridge]

13 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Becomes law from the 17th May for indoors in Scotland. 

You’re only allowed two hours inside but you are fine outside?

[BrianFaePerth]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

There are some jukeboxes around that you can populate with music from your phone but you’d need to get in early to fill it up with some good old RnR before some bam nips in with clubland. Or even worse, Bob Dylan.

FIFY

[dazzy_deff]

9 hours ago, Fridge said:

You’re only allowed two hours inside but you are fine outside?

Yip

[manboobs109]

9 hours ago, Fridge said:

You’re only allowed two hours inside but you are fine outside?

So people will make multiple bookings and move around 3 or 4 venues instead of staying in one place? Surely that's what they should be trying to minimise.

They just want to make life difficult for publicans. Keep them jumping through a few hoops.

[Lencarl]

Looking at pictures of these people outside huddled round tables in the pissing rain with coats on and umbrellas over their heads in beer gardens you have to think are they alcoholics or just plain stupid.

[manboobs109]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/may/03/its-terrifying-parents-struggle-to-get-help-for-children-with-long-covid

LONG COVID!!