Coronavirus

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Previous positive test + not being dead, I'd guess. 

How would you prove you'd tested positive previously?  Serious question. 

[manboobs109]

My wee lad is legally allowed to leave the house today, in time to go in for his last day of school. What's the point? Be as well just scrapping schools and keeping all kids home and "safe"

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

How would you prove you'd tested positive previously?  Serious question. 

Dunno. Does it show in your NHS account? Or on the NHS for those in England? 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

How would you prove you'd tested positive previously?  Serious question. 

But you wouldn’t be proving you were previously positive. It presumably states that you have had it , which would be on your medical record and are therefore immune?

 

Not entirely sure enough.

[Henry]

Orkney currently dealing with an "outbreak" of 6 cases, mainly centred around young folk and the pubs of Kirkwall.

NHS Orkney have decreed that anyone who's been in a pub since June 14th should get a PCR test and wait for the results at home. Totally proportionate.

500 healthy folk sitting at home today apparently. 

It's like a collective insanity.

[BrianFaePerth]

20 minutes ago, Henry said:

Orkney currently dealing with an "outbreak" of 6 cases, mainly centred around young folk and the pubs of Kirkwall.

NHS Orkney have decreed that anyone who's been in a pub since June 14th should get a PCR test and wait for the results at home. Totally proportionate.

500 healthy folk sitting at home today apparently. 

It's like a collective insanity.

Definitely. Those crofts don’t take care of themselves.

[RedArmyFakshun]

10 hours ago, tutankamun said:

How do you prove you’ve recovered from the virus?

Antibody tests are about 75% effective in detecting past infection

Last year there was an NHS page saying that "antibody tests aren't available yet" -- that's been quietly dropped since the vax psyops started -- but they are now available for some health professionals

The optimal proof is  a T-Cells test, with 99% accuracy, but if we aren't getting access to basic antibody tests, they certainly won't be making t-cells tests available

Proles expected to just take the jab and be done with it

 

[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Antibody tests are about 75% effective in detecting past infection

Last year there was an NHS page saying that "antibody tests aren't available yet" -- that's been quietly dropped since the vax psyops started -- but they are now available for some health professionals

The optimal proof is  a T-Cells test, with 99% accuracy, but if we aren't getting access to basic antibody tests, they certainly won't be making t-cells tests available

Proles expected to just take the jab and be done with it

 

You can get antibody tests in England but I think they are banned in Scotland.

The big chemist chains were doing them but when I put in the address as Scotland it came up as not allowed.

This was last year though.

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Not really Mary.

Your pandemic has been such a clusterfuck would anyone be surprised at such testing methods.....? 

Just be bloody thankful you're only having to smell Lenny Henry's black pudding - the taste test should be solely for them rotten Welshies.

I thank you. 

Brazil have played a stormer right enough. 

Anyhoo, the covid passport is for travel within the EU so fuck all to do with the UK/NHS. 

 

[Guest]

Any of you cunts has the COVID? 
 

Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. 
 

Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. 
 

This could be it for old Consi. 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Any of you cunts has the COVID? 
 

Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. 
 

Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. 
 

This could be it for old Consi.

Hope so. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Any of you cunts has the COVID? 
 

Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. 
 

Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. 
 

This could be it for old Consi. 

Think I might of had it last week, thought it was fae the jag a week before or a delayed hangover and too much caffeine the next day after the first Scotland game. 
 

Was a bit sweaty, felt shite, and had a weird sare head that wasn’t really that sore, but felt like I couldn’t concentrate or sleep and had overdosed on red bull. 
 

Never had a loss of taste etc or more than one or two coughs. 

[Redforever86]

Just now, The Boofon said:

Hope so. 

Welcome back 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Hope so. 

Suck me plumbs 

[Redforever86]

FTR I just walked it off. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Sounds like you're gonna die.

Can I get your teams in the sweep ?  

 

No, never 

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Sounds like you're gonna die.

Can I get your teams in the sweep ?  

 

Fa’s eh dame?

[Simply Red]

Had it loads of times.

I get tested now and the thing lateral melts in my throat/nasal cave backwall. 

Keep the smokes and beers going boys.

Indestructible 

[Don Fonte]

16 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Any of you cunts has the COVID? 
 

Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. 
 

Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. 
 

This could be it for old Consi. 

What a fucking drama queen.

Poof.

Bet you've got an earring.

[Redforever86]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

What a fucking drama queen.

Poof.

Bet you've got an earring.

Nah, but his boyfriend does.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You'll be sound.  Plenty water and walking.

Lots of walking.  

 

A Tinderella.  

 

Ledge. 

Hope yi telt her you were a only in Brazil hanging around wi fucking street urchins singing numetal cause you’re on that secret millionaire program and yi got some o that treacle.

[G31DON]

20 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

FTR I just walked it off. 

Exactly. I'm sure i had it beginning of first lockdown. Out on the bike a few times, done and dusted. 

[Parklife]

28 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Any of you cunts has the COVID? 
 

Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. 
 

Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. 
 

This could be it for old Consi. 

Probably the booze and a cold. I had a wee cough and a temp on Monday/Tuesday. 

Nae Covid. Immune system demolished the cold in 48 hours. 

[NEM]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Eh may have mentioned this but eh have not a had a cold since 2018 now and Id always get them before , at least one stinker a year. 

Weird. 

I’ve had one cold in about 6 years and that lasted a day. Manuka honey obliterates it 

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, NEM said:

I’ve had one cold in about 6 years and that lasted a day. Manuka honey obliterates it 

Being a healthy cunt obliterates most illnesses except the big C 

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you eat that regularly? Genuine question. Often wondered about the benefits of honey. I would have thought a locally produced honey would be more beneficial for allergies and immune response. 

Heather honey son. Manuka honey is a scam. About twice as much of it is sold than is produced.

[Don Fonte]

I don't get colds because I'm not a raging homo.

Pathetic behaviour.

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Being a healthy cunt obliterates most illnesses except the big C 

Yeah being healthy means you don't have a disease. Thanks for that Captain Obvious.

[manboobs109]

14 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I do.  

Cup of green tea and honey with 10 splashes of pròpolis every day in the winter.

Still get the sniffles a bit but never proper sick.  Graças a Deus. ?

 

You were never this bent in Scotland, or if you were you hid it from me.

[Henry]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

You were never this bent in Scotland, or if you were you hid it from me.

Probably hid his arsehole from you as well