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10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I suspect she would be wonderful in bed. All crazy birds are.

You'd have to hide the knives before taking her back to your place, and forget about falling asleep unless you want to wake up decapitated. 

 

 

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Making it illegal to visit your mum is something governments should never have the power to do

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16 minutes ago, Parklife said:

She is screaming "someone give me a ride". 

In Scotland she'd have a line of filthy little dogs like @Don Fonteand @Poodler riding her like a Mountie right there at the bus stop, no messing about.

 

Lockdown here again.  

Everything shut. 

Meh.

 

 

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Just now, Ke1t said:

You'd have to hide the knives before taking her back to your place, and forget about falling asleep unless you want to wake up decapitated. 

 

 

True. Maybe just a quick knee trembler and then leg it.

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