Coronavirus

[Poodler]

The rhetoric with which the MSM are writing just now is sickening. Sky news wrote yesterday 'there are signs that hospital admissions are beginning to increase'.

statements like that are written to scare you into thinking this mythical second wave is happening. That statement is just words thrown together using the loosest of statistics from an unspecified period, it's just all nonsense. This R number talk is complete nonsense aswell. 
 

Again I would urge anyone to not adhere to government guidelines and just get on with your life in the manner which best suits you. Using the most relevant and up to date statistics, Rona is undoubtedly real, but less fatal than influenza. 
 

Dunno what the obsession is with trying to keep everyone alive anyway. Disease has been around as long as man. Let it happen and weed out the weak. I want the jukeboxes back.

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Loved Trains To Brazil. 

And I'll think of you on cold winter mornings....

 

 

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Until this very week I wouldnt have got that

[Dynamo]

Quite possibly been shared already but not trawling through all the pages. Found this interesting. Be keen to hear any counter arguments, i.e. if the boys a fruit loop, if data shared is inaccurate or false etc. Never heard of him before but makes for a compelling argument that lockdowns/current restrictions are all fairly pointless and do more harm than good.

 

 

[Guest the shepherd]

10 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

A guy at work tested positive for it and he sat at my desk ergo I must have been exposed to it. 24 hours of a mild fever and I was right as rain. Probably because I ate worms and dirt as a child. 

?That helped to build up your immunity and fight off this "end-of-humanity" virus min. 

[Studebaker-90]

3 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

This must surely have been posted at some point on this thread?

From the best comedian I've ever heard.

That’s ace haha. Haven’t come across him before and I’ve now found myself watching all the clips of him on YouTube 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

The rhetoric with which the MSM are writing just now is sickening. Sky news wrote yesterday 'there are signs that hospital admissions are beginning to increase'.

statements like that are written to scare you into thinking this mythical second wave is happening. That statement is just words thrown together using the loosest of statistics from an unspecified period, it's just all nonsense. This R number talk is complete nonsense aswell. 
 

Again I would urge anyone to not adhere to government guidelines and just get on with your life in the manner which best suits you. Using the most relevant and up to date statistics, Rona is undoubtedly real, but less fatal than influenza. 
 

Dunno what the obsession is with trying to keep everyone alive anyway. Disease has been around as long as man. Let it happen and weed out the weak. I want the jukeboxes back.

 

 

Just coz you fluff vasectomy patients and stay unusually long in the hospital morgue gives you no more insight than parky.

get him telt parkoid.

[manboobs109]

6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

@police @cans 

Grass. The cans part was accurate though, I'm rough today, hoo mamma. 

[Zeus]

1 hour ago, Dynamo said:

Quite possibly been shared already but not trawling through all the pages. Found this interesting. Be keen to hear any counter arguments, i.e. if the boys a fruit loop, if data shared is inaccurate or false etc. Never heard of him before but makes for a compelling argument that lockdowns/current restrictions are all fairly pointless and do more harm than good.

 

 

Just tried to watch most of that (2 kids screaming in my lugs so missed some of it) 

Brilliantly summed up. 

Will undoubtedly be shot down by some I fear. Probably a Russian shill or the likes 

[Zeus]

They'll just keep listening to bellends like thon Ferguson chap who predicted 500k deaths in the UK unfortunately 

[BrianFaePerth]

Paddy spits bare facts.

 

either governments are idiots, or they are deliberately resetting society for whatever end game.

Or both.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Just coz you fluff vasectomy patients and stay unusually long in the hospital morgue gives you no more insight than parky.

get him telt parkoid.

Are you suggesting Parky will tell me when visiting for the snip?

 

 

 

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Some punter been playing Guillemots in your locals juker? 

 

No wait, oh wait... 

Music is allowed where I am you slug 

[minijc]

1 minute ago, Millertime said:

Many people are in English hospitals daily , generally?

What does it matter, he said hospital admissions were in decline, they aren't.

[BrianFaePerth]

24 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Are you suggesting Parky will tell me when visiting for the snip?

 

 

 

 

 

An impossible scenario

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

What tunes?  The Police? 

 

 

Sorta fused flash dance with some MC Hammer shit 

[Misers Hill]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Unless you're talking about Karloff or Becker.  Both great men. 

 Buggered in the broom cupboard ??

Dead or alive??

[BrianFaePerth]

15 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

 Buggered in the broom cupboard ??

 

Are we discussing Philip Schofield again?

[Fridge]

No Gordon the Gopher. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Gordon has seen things no gopher should see

[Fridge]

Think Edd the Duck is still in therapy

[Misers Hill]

36 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Are we discussing Philip Schofield again?

Bozza bri.

He got knobbled nailing a hotel worker ?.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Bozza bri.

He got knobbled nailing a hotel worker ?.

 

Andi Peters?

[Misers Hill]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Andi Peters?

He tried and failed....fumbling for the light switch...

[BrianFaePerth]

Wouldn’t mind some time in the cupboard with Philippa Forrester

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Andy Crane 

the forgotten man of the broom cupboard 

Good as a character in the shawshank redemption 

[tutankamun]

2 cases in Aberdeen today,  1 in the shire. ?

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Mini will be hiding in a darkened room 

Much like you do for months after making a cunt of it on here. 

[Misers Hill]

21 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

You make a cunt of it everyday,

 

hows the never neverland bar coming along dickhead?

Last reported he bought a shitter...from Delft...on Ebay....blocked in customs?

The ex frontman of kajagoogoo....was doing plumbling.....?

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Last reported he bought a shitter...from Delft...on Ebay....blocked in customs?

The ex frontman of kajagoogoo....was doing plumbling.....?

...

Horrendous 

[Misers Hill]

^^??