Coronavirus

[daytripping]

Nice to see Boris back in control, we'll have this virus contained again in no time.

[The Cockney Don]

10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Prefered Infectious Grooves myself. 

 

Prefer a bit of Rare Groove.

 

[thedandydon]

Not  sure where i read it but it stated the average age of those who die from Covid is 82! Life expectancy is 81.

[aberdeen1970]

So we can meet up to 6 people from 2 households in bars, restaurants, cafés and parks where there will also be other people using those facilities. 

But we can't have a single friend or family member over to our own house. 

OK then. 

 

 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, thedandydon said:

Not  sure where i read it but it stated the average age of those who die from Covid is 82! Life expectancy is 81.

Exactly.  I reckon just about everyone reported as dying of covid was on the way out anyway,  probably already seriously ill with something else. Or they previously tested positive for covid but that wasn't the primary cause of death. You could test positive,  then 3 weeks later trip headfirst into a woodchipper. That would be recorded as a covid death. The number fudging going on is quite incredible,  the real mystery is why? 

[redstrummer]

5 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

So we can meet up to 6 people from 2 households in bars, restaurants, cafés and parks where there will also be other people using those facilities. 

But we can't have a single friend or family member over to our own house. 

OK then. 

 

 

Singles can mingle ... i think 

[aberdeen1970]

Just now, redstrummer said:

Singles can mingle ... i think 

Unfortunately I'm not single! 

[aberdeen1970]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

I am fucking sick of folk coming away with that pish  

See if you actually listen to Prof Leitch explaining the reasoning then it makes sense. 

Enlighten me. 

[maryhilldon]

Apparently the no visitors rule doesn't apply to folk that live alone,  so if you want to get a few pals together you just visit one that lives himself?  Is that right? ?

[redstrummer]

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Unfortunately I'm not single! 

haha , unfortunately ?

[redstrummer]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Apparently the no visitors rule doesn't apply to folk that live alone,  so if you want to get a few pals together you just visit one that lives himself?  Is that right? ?

No i think you can have one other single , so if you pull yer good 

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, redstrummer said:

haha , unfortunately ?

16 years now.  No mingling for me! 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on now.

?  So I can at least visit my wee ma without a SWAT team kicking the door in?  Well that's something I suppose. 

[aberdeen1970]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

It’s all a distraction from the comet 

Or Aberdeen's centre back issues! 

[Redforever86]

Bit harsh on the poor, you can only meet friends or family if you spend money or want to stand in a park in the pishing rain.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Bit harsh on the poor, you can only meet friends or family if you spend money or want to stand in a park in the pishing rain.

Deckchairs in a bus shelter. 

[Bluto10]

45 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Nice to see Boris back in control, we'll have this virus contained again in no time.

he’s like a well spoken version of jack bauer. without the man bag.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great Sophie Elis Bextor track 

More like a Morrissey  track. 

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

he’s like a well spoken version of jack bauer. without the man bag.

Bojo? Well spoken?  He can barely speak. 

[Fridge]

It’s nae a case of fuck them GT, the  Mariner tatties over the side, Under the Hammer tatties. How many bar staff, chefs, students  are going to be fucked when we have fuck all cases?

[daytripping]

15 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

he’s like a well spoken version of jack bauer. without the man bag.

Should see big changes in the next 24 hours, terrific.

[Studebaker-90]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It’s nae a case of fuck them GT, the  Mariner tatties over the side, Under the Hammer tatties. How many bar staff, chefs, students  are going to be fucked when we have fuck all cases?

It’s the simpletons argument to suggest that because people are against restrictions that they feel that some foosty old fucks are collateral damage

[Parklife]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

It’s the simpletons argument to suggest that because people are against restrictions that they feel that some foosty old fucks are collateral damage

You don't care who's damaged though, as long as you're not. You've said so. "Why should I give a fuck about anyone else?" I believe was your query. 

[Parklife]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Chuckled at this honey monster description of Bojo earlier 
 

Even now, watching him do the job has the air of a deliberate and grotesque psychological humiliation, like shaving the Honey Monster and forcing him to play Hamlet night after night.

 

 

Mariana Hyde is a tremendous writer. Has a great way with words (not unfortunate like me, eh @rocket_scientist ?) 

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

You don't care who's damaged though, as long as you're not. You've said so. "Why should I give a fuck about anyone else?" I believe was your query. 

Well I didn’t actually say I cared about old people.  Why should I care about people I’ve never met? 

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Number of total UK fatalities under 60 years old due to Covid 19 with no underlying health issues since the whole thing begun? 309. About 18 hours worth of cancer deaths. Even then I don't trust the 309 figure. A virus so shit you need a test to know you've got it. Who even worries about Swine Flu now. This is Swine Flu 2.0 and we're fucking the economy over it. 

Take a couple of billion. Stick it to protecting the elderly and care homes. Rest of us? Do what you fucking like. As per Sweden. That's Covid sorted. Pass me Brexit to sort and I'll still have a few hours left for Call of Duty by bed time. 

Sturgeon and Boris outdoing each other for stupidity. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Millertime said:

Sorry hang on, you think 400k people is 0.006%?

How many people do you think are in the UK?

Going by that % it's about 6 billion. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Well I didn’t actually say I cared about old people.  Why should I care about people I’ve never met? 

I never said you should. I'm merely just pointing out that you've already said you don't care about people you don't know. 

 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Number of total UK fatalities under 60 years old due to Covid 19 with no underlying health issues since the whole thing begun? 309. About 18 hours worth of cancer deaths. Even then I don't trust the 309 figure. A virus so shit you need a test to know you've got it. Who even worries about Swine Flu now. This is Swine Flu 2.0 and we're fucking the economy over it. 

Take a couple of billion. Stick it to protecting the elderly and care homes. Rest of us? Do what you fucking like. As per Sweden. That's Covid sorted. Pass me Brexit to sort and I'll still have a few hours left for Call of Duty by bed time. 

Sturgeon and Boris outdoing each other for stupidity. 

Still banned from kickback? 

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, something_or_other said:

Masks have a completely proven benefit.

It is not a cold, no matter how many times you try to convince your teeny brain it is.

Would you let a Dr operate on you without a mask?

You truly are retarded.

No but I'd let him buy a pint of milk without one