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The netflix Sunderland one was brilliant. Jack rodwell on 60k a week, never plays for them, Martin hun Bain, the CEO, asked him to leave and rodwell was like ha ha ha, no chance.

And when the new owners came in and hun bain got his jotters, the new owners checked out the training ground. They had one of those cryo chambers that cost 10s of thousands of pounds. The new owners are like, who uses this, Martin Bain is the only one. Ha ha.

Shame for the fans, but what a mess of a club.

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Aye the Sunderland one was good.

I'm enjoying the Hearts one. Stendel is hilarious, like a character out of Allo Allo. You can tell Budge thinks he's a numpty already. 

Levein trying to convince everyone it wasn't his fault. 

Naismith looking shifty and untrustworthy. 

And Gary Locke as the village idiot. 

Great viewing. 

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Levein comes across like he’s been the victim of sexual abuse at the hands of budge and the only reason he got sacked was cos he finally told her he wasnt touching her burger with his tongue ever again just to stay in a job.

Gary Locke’s a fucking imecile. I bet all his colleagues would agree. 

Stendel haha. Mcphee ahaha. Fuck sake what a shambles.

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1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Levein comes across like he’s been the victim of sexual abuse at the hands of budge and the only reason he got sacked was cos he finally told her he wasnt touching her burger with his tongue ever again just to stay in a job.

Gary Locke’s a fucking imecile. I bet all his colleagues would agree. 

Stendel haha. Mcphee ahaha. Fuck sake what a shambles.

They let Gary Locke manage that club once.  Unbelievable. I know they were skint but bloody hell. 

And to make matters worse, 3 other senior clubs appointed him as manager too.  

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His managerial record must be the worst in Scottish football history. 

Managed 4 clubs. 

Averaged 9 months or so per club. 

Couldn't muster a win record of more than about 25% at any of them. 

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3 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

They let Gary Locke manage that club once.  Unbelievable. I know they were skint but bloody hell. 

And to make matters worse, 3 other senior clubs appointed him as manager too.  

Its that old school ignorance from chairmen that a guy like Locke with his cliched hollow fucking nonsense and bluster is enough to manage a top flight fitba team. A balloon of a man. Just watching him there youre thinking ‘youre an absolute fucking whopper’ imagine having to play for him. GTF

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I think he's Jim Jeffries' illegitimate son. 

Played him at Hearts, took him to Bradford then Kilmarnock, then gave him a coaching gig. 

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3 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

I think he's Jim Jeffries' illegitimate son. 

Played him at Hearts, took him to Bradford then Kilmarnock, then gave him a coaching gig. 

Good shout. Not too dissimilar facially. Bulging ragey eyes. 

He gave is all as a player. As a manager tho, wise up. 

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12 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Its that old school ignorance from chairmen that a guy like Locke with his cliched hollow fucking nonsense and bluster is enough to manage a top flight fitba team. A balloon of a man. Just watching him there youre thinking ‘youre an absolute fucking whopper’ imagine having to play for him. GTF

Barry Robson-esq?

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12 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Good shout. Not too dissimilar facially. Bulging ragey eyes. 

He gave is all as a player. As a manager tho, wise up. 

I'm sure he gave his all as a manager as well, in short he just wasn't good enough on or off the pitch.

I've be fucking embarrassed if someone with the ability of Locke was considered a club legend at Aberdeen.

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5 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

I'm sure he gave his all as a manager as well, in short he just wasn't good enough on or off the pitch.

I've be fucking embarrassed if someone with the ability of Locke was considered a club legend at Aberdeen.

He was at Hearts for almost 10 years and only made about 150 appearances so not the regular he's made out to be. 

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3 hours ago, shut up meg said:

I'm sure he gave his all as a manager as well, in short he just wasn't good enough on or off the pitch.

I've be fucking embarrassed if someone with the ability of Locke was considered a club legend at Aberdeen.

Mark mcGhee

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Need to see more of this physio that Jack Ross got sacked for bulling, 

Is Gary Locke a rich mans Yogi Hughes 

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Just now, ericblack4boss said:

 

Is Gary Locke a rich mans Yogi Hughes 

Gary Locke is David Brent

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57 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Mark mcGhee

McGhee was a shit manager but what a player, he deserves his legend status.

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Mark McGhee was one of the most deceptive players I've ever seen. Great player and much more than just a goal scorer.

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He was also one of the most deceptive managers I've ever seen. 

In fact he completely deceived us into thinking he was a manager. 

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1 hour ago, aberdeen1970 said:

He was also one of the most deceptive managers I've ever seen. 

In fact he completely deceived us into thinking he was a manager. 

We got exactly what we deserved by allowing him to publicly hang fire on accepting our job offer to see if Celtic would offer him theirs. The cunt should have been told immediately that our offer was withdrawn.

Always be a legend for what he achieved as a player with us. But will always be a cunt for everything he has done afterwards 

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