Scotland qualify for Euro 2020

[redstrummer]

44 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Scottish Natzi party?

Get a fucking grip ye bam.

Heard this line getting trotted out a lot by complete mongs

[shooftahmooftah]

35 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Scottish Natzi party?

Get a fucking grip ye bam.

Just give Alex Salmond a phone, sturgeons a female Adolf Hitler in his book at the moment.    She will be found out along with Mr Sturgeon.  2 ??s   Lock them up. ?‍♂️  

[shut up meg]

13 hours ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Just give Alex Salmond a phone, sturgeons a female Adolf Hitler in his book at the moment.    She will be found out along with Mr Sturgeon.  2 ??s   Lock them up. ?‍♂️  

You are mentally ill, seek help.

[muttonhumper]

 

Better hope to fuck Dykes doesn't get injured for the finals.

That team will be fucked otherwise.

 

There's no-one remotely competent enough to replace him, if that gluepot McBurnie is considered best next option.

[StandFree1982]

14 hours ago, redstrummer said:

Heard this line getting trotted out a lot by complete mongs

Huns, mainly. Union Jack waving fucktards who support Brexit and Trump. Usually fat, middle aged, balding white guys with a profile pic of them sitting in a British pub in tenerife with their equally grotesque wife. 

[Poodler]

Watched first half of England last night. They're worse than Scotland were yesterday 

[shooftahmooftah]

3 hours ago, StandFree1982 said:

Huns, mainly. Union Jack waving fucktards who support Brexit and Trump. Usually fat, middle aged, balding white guys with a profile pic of them sitting in a British pub in tenerife with their equally grotesque wife. 

Don’t be f—-g. Stupid, face facts sturgeon and her lying snp independence cabinet who are 15 billion in debt and kiss the arse  of the EU, would have a tartan pound, an open door to ilegals more than they have now, they would sell the fishing industry down the tubes,  fill the countryside with wind  turbines, duel carriage from Perth to Inverness forget it, Salmond promised it  years ago, etc etc etc .   The only thing that would sell would be the famous grouse painkiller.   ( Whiskey ). Which would numb the thing between their ears they call a brain.   Sturgeon is a big mouth conniving nodding donkey.   Face facts.    Dummy. 

[For Fecks Sake]

6 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Don’t be f—-g. Stupid, face facts sturgeon and her lying snp independence cabinet who are 15 billion in debt and kiss the arse  of the EU, would have a tartan pound, an open door to ilegals more than they have now, they would sell the fishing industry down the tubes,  fill the countryside with wind  turbines, duel carriage from Perth to Inverness forget it, Salmond promised it  years ago, etc etc etc .   The only thing that would sell would be the famous grouse painkiller.   ( Whiskey ). Which would numb the thing between their ears they call a brain.   Sturgeon is a big mouth conniving nodding donkey.   Face facts.    Dummy. 

It's called Whisky you daft prick.

[shooftahmooftah]

8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

It's called Whisky you daft prick.

Check the website, or the dictionary.   Or give Nicola a call she likes a neep. 

[StandFree1982]

25 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Don’t be f—-g. Stupid, face facts sturgeon and her lying snp independence cabinet who are 15 billion in debt and kiss the arse  of the EU, would have a tartan pound, an open door to ilegals more than they have now, they would sell the fishing industry down the tubes,  fill the countryside with wind  turbines, duel carriage from Perth to Inverness forget it, Salmond promised it  years ago, etc etc etc .   The only thing that would sell would be the famous grouse painkiller.   ( Whiskey ). Which would numb the thing between their ears they call a brain.   Sturgeon is a big mouth conniving nodding donkey.   Face facts.    Dummy. 

Is it Linkers or The Winchester you prefer when you go on holiday Shooftz? 

[For Fecks Sake]

12 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Check the website, or the dictionary.   Or give Nicola a call she likes a neep. 

If its from Scotland its called Whisky, if its from elsewhere its called Whiskey or as I like to call it pish.

[The Boofon]

18 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Check the website, or the dictionary.   Or give Nicola a call she likes a neep. 

Made a cunt of it here Shooftah.

 

A low flyer is WHISKY. Not WHISKEY.

[Dons79]

The term whisky is used by Scotland, Canada and Japan, the term whiskey is used by the USA and Ireland BUT the term Scotch or Scotch whisky can only be used by Scotland and Scotland alone as long as it’s been fermented grains in Scotland used, made and casked in Scotland, then and only then can it be a scotch whisky???????

[paddy]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

If its from Scotland its called Whisky, if its from elsewhere its called Whiskey or as I like to call it pish.

Ive always known it as: If the country's name where the Whisky came from contains an 'E' it is spelt WhiskEy.

I believe most (if not all?) Japanese whisky is spelt the same as Scotlands.

[muttonhumper]

12 hours ago, Dons79 said:

The term whisky is used by Scotland, Canada and Japan, the term whiskey is used by the USA and Ireland BUT the term Scotch or Scotch whisky can only be used by Scotland and Scotland alone as long as it’s been fermented grains in Scotland used, made and casked in Scotland, then and only then can it be a scotch whisky???????

 

Yeah, only for another 6 weeks though.

[Poodler]

16 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Irish "whiskey" is the most abominable spirit I've ever tasted. Jamiesons and Blackbush or Bushmills or whatever it's called, I just can't drink it, even the more expensive versions. Bourbon isn't quite as bad and needs to be mixed with something but neat, your likes of Jack Daniels is more pain than pleasure. Don't like half the whisky in this country but love the stuff I do love, mostly Speyside but Scapa 16 (now discontinued) and the surprisingly inexpensive Scapa 2005 is very excellent too. 

Couldn't agree more

Thon Jameson's is awful. Just no comparison to a proper malt. I like to believe I'm basing it on taste but I think I'm just a racist 

 

 

[KentishDon]

Considine mentioned on Radio 2 before they played Yes Sir I can Boogie just now

[thedandydon]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54951970

Back in the charts thanks to Consi apparently.

[shooftahmooftah]

On 11/16/2020 at 2:48 PM, The Boofon said:

Made a cunt of it here Shooftah.

 

A low flyer is WHISKY. Not WHISKEY.

Whisky or Whiskey doesn’t matter, when the idiots that get blown out of their minds with it they end up with whiskers in their bed and the wife on the floor. 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I find the whisky world a bit pretentious and up its own arse.  I like the comparative simplicity of cognac.

Anyway, am I right in thinking these group games are all in June of next year? When does the tournament end*?

(*just asking incase we go all the way, like.  dont laugh - remember Denmark in 1992.  extra memorable for us, given where the final was played).

 

[Dandyesque]

2 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I find the whisky world a bit pretentious and up its own arse.  I like the comparative simplicity of cognac.

 

2 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

 

Was that deliberately ironic?

It wasnt, was it?

Tit.

[redstrummer]

8 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I find the whisky world a bit pretentious and up its own arse.  I like the comparative simplicity of cognac.

Anyway, am I right in thinking these group games are all in June of next year? When does the tournament end*?

(*just asking incase we go all the way, like.  dont laugh - remember Denmark in 1992.  extra memorable for us, given where the final was played).

 

Watched a documentary last night on Netlix called sour grapes . About a guy selling fake wines to a right pretentious up their own arse crowd . Worth a watch

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, redstrummer said:

Watched a documentary last night on Netlix called sour grapes . About a guy selling fake wines to a right pretentious up their own arse crowd . Worth a watch

@Dad given up on the dodgy T-shirt scam and now into dodgy Cabernet Sauvignon?

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Fit aboot Scotland tonight? I can see us drawing or losing and allowing the Czechs to win the group. I think it will be near enough the team that played Serbia. But the back 5 will possibly see McKenna LCB and Tierney LWB -  assuming Robertson doesnt play.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

14 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Fit aboot Scotland tonight? I can see us drawing or losing and allowing the Czechs to win the group. I think it will be near enough the team that played Serbia. But the back 5 will possibly see McKenna LCB and Tierney LWB -  assuming Robertson doesnt play.

In the event of which the boogie meister to crock Mckenna in the warm up.

[redstrummer]

37 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

In the event of which the boogie meister to crock Mckenna in the warm up.

Robertson is fit so will play . So decision to be made with Tierney who had a good game on Sunday 

[shooftahmooftah]

1 hour ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Fit aboot Scotland tonight? I can see us drawing or losing and allowing the Czechs to win the group. I think it will be near enough the team that played Serbia. But the back 5 will possibly see McKenna LCB and Tierney LWB -  assuming Robertson doesnt play.

The Israelites will slay Goliath tonight and send what’s left back to Glezga. 

[Dons79]

2 hours ago, shooftahmooftah said:

The Israelites will slay Goliath tonight and send what’s left back to Glezga. 

Is there any point in you?ive heard of folk been half glass empty types but fucking hell you make hitler seem positively cheerful 

[teaboy1903]

3 hours ago, shooftahmooftah said:

The Israelites will slay Goliath tonight and send what’s left back to Glezga. 

“Goliath”

?

[Dons79]

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Bad example. The Austrian moustachioed one was extremely optimistic. Cunt thought he could take Europe and the whole world by getting the people of another nation to buy into his delusions and grand experiment. Better to have tried and failed rather than try at all.

Rasputin?