Lockdown Skills

[minijc]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

He never made the Slalom one up. Heard that before.

 

 

Genuinely never heard anyone tell that joke before but if someone has I will stop using it.

[Redmist1903]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

You cunts need discipline. Get a drink tracker App. 

i think that would only be successful if I wanted to stop drinking........

 

[Poodler]

46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

No idea what happened to me on Twitter, I got chucked off a couple of year back 

 

 

What have you done now, exclaimed the No1 prankster 

[manboobs109]

I'm proud I didn't do any of that lockdown shit. I even rubbered the exercise bike I bought. Didn't clap anycunt, didn't bake fuck all, didn't exercise, just watched telly, got pished and moaned on here. 

[redstrummer]

been doing heaps of hillwalking , lots of places i've never been before , just back from Clachnaben today , feeling invigorated , time for a couple of beers now 

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm proud I didn't do any of that lockdown shit. I even rubbered the exercise bike I bought. Didn't clap anycunt, didn't bake fuck all, didn't exercise, just watched telly, got pished and moaned on here. 

So no change in your normal routine.

Sounds terrific anyway.

[For Fecks Sake]

On 11/20/2020 at 3:34 PM, redstrummer said:

been doing heaps of hillwalking , lots of places i've never been before , just back from Clachnaben today , feeling invigorated , time for a couple of beers now 

Brilliant and relatively easy walk Clachnaben is. Mt Keen is also a great walk and not that far to travel.

[Redforever86]

Why didn’t the agoraphobe go out and vote for Trump?

 

 

He preferred Biden in.

[muttonhumper]

On 11/20/2020 at 10:59 AM, The Buzzard said:

I think the guitar has become the must-have accessory for strategic placement in house brochures when up for sale. 

Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose.

Though I dee play it sometimes.

3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol.

Hopefully for nae too much langer... 

 

 

[muttonhumper]

 

As for lockdown skills... around zero I'd imagine.

[Bluto10]

where’s that MH?

Yours home bar? Quality!

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

where’s that MH?

Yours home bar? Quality!

@Parklife

Some ideas min.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose.

Though I dee play it sometimes.

3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol.

Hopefully for nae too much langer... 

 

 

Lovely stuff MH min. 

[muttonhumper]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

where’s that MH?

Yours home bar? Quality!

It wis.

Sadly sold this May along wi hoose.

Built it 12 years ago.

Bit sad its gone now looking back, but never mind. ?

Some amazing times in there for big fitba games and ither parties n shit.
 

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, muttonhumper said:

It wis.

Sadly sold this May along wi hoose.

Built it 12 years ago.

Bit sad its gone now looking back, but never mind. ?

Some amazing times in there for big fitba games and ither parties n shit.
 

looks ace.

wouldn’t mind one myself. 

[muttonhumper]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

looks ace.

wouldn’t mind one myself. 

Wis mental amount o work.

[Arabian Knight]

tae much work fir greybaws.. e drinks in ez utility rim watchin fitba oan ez tablet evry nicht

[Parklife]

32 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose.

Though I dee play it sometimes.

3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol.

Hopefully for nae too much langer... 

 

 

Visca Catalunya. 

[For Fecks Sake]

46 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Visca Catalunya. 

Is that another of your fancy IPA's or something Parkie ?

[The Buzzard]

1 hour ago, muttonhumper said:

Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose.

Though I dee play it sometimes.

3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol.

Hopefully for nae too much langer... 

 

 

That looks great!

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mogwai as well.  The Hawk is Howling, Mizo

Prefer Bagheera

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Prefer Bagheera

Haha fuck off ?

[maryhilldon]

21 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose.

Though I dee play it sometimes.

3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol.

Hopefully for nae too much langer... 

 

 

Plenty room for a pool table MH.  A must-have if I had a similar set up.  Looks great though. 

[muttonhumper]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Plenty room for a pool table MH.  A must-have if I had a similar set up.  Looks great though. 

Did have a pool table in there. Had a jack affixed underneath so could lift it up and stow it to the side.

That settee fitted perfectly in the space to the right of the bar at the back window.

Had to get rid really when started working from home a bit 5 years ago and hoyed the desk in.

[dervish]

On 11/20/2020 at 6:35 AM, Poodler said:

Enrolled on a uni course thinking I was capable of passing/ working to that level. Huge expensive arrogant mistake.

Lost 6kg by not going to the bar.

learned to make espresso martinis. Probably the best in Rosemount 

Any "uni course" is a challenge wank. 

Anyone can do any of them. It's just a grind.

You'll feel more satisfaction folding up a heavy loaded tissue than single sheet bit of paper. 

Matters to them though and will open doors. You'll easy do anything thing you want if you treat it like a job. Easy.

[Studebaker-90]

Agreed. Getting a degree in 90% of subjects is easy. In fact it’s the easiest thing you’ll do in your life. I met some of the stupidest and laziest people I have ever known at university. 

[YorkDon]

I realised that Uni degrees weren’t worth a fuck when you could get one in pornography and The Beckhams.

Imagine reading a CV that had a degree in either of the above.

[YorkDon]

Being a wanker doesn’t get you a degree pops.

[Studebaker-90]

University of life is all you need. Joint honours with the school of hard knocks. 

[Bluto10]

nothin like a bit of inverse snobbery