AFChat Awards 2020

[styrofoamplates]

Best Poster: Parklife

Funniest Poster: Sooper Hanz

Lifetime Achievement Award: Sooper Hanz

Best Thread: Espionage still going strong

Best Rivalry: Rocket v Jealousy and Envy

Best Comeback: Rocket

Biggest Gluepot: Rocket

Best Tipster: Dad

Biggest Cringe: Foot Massage Nonsense

Best Newcomer: Westhill Wanderer

Covidiot of the year: Millertime

[RAZOR]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Great. Thanks for quick response and thanks for starting the awards this year before @RAZOR turned up.

 

 

Good to see the Awards still going strong. Good luck to everyone.

[The Boofon]

21 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Good to see the Awards still going strong. Good luck to everyone.

Good to see you in good health. 

 

You'll get best newcomer yet.

[The Boofon]

Best Poster: AK

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: milne_afc

Best Thread: Hybrid  Lookalikes 

Best Rivalry: Not sure yet. Do both get the award to fight over?

Best Comeback: Crip Tank

Biggest Gluepot: Westhill Wanderer

Best Tipster: Don Fonte

Biggest Cringe: Westhill Wanderer for his hyperbole breakdown

Best Newcomer: Razor

and a special for 2020 - Covidiot of the year: manboobs

[shut up meg]

@Clydeside_Sheep it looks like you might not win the gluepot award this year.

2020 really is a strange year!

[Fridge]

I’ll take gluepot, an award is an award.

[The Boofon]

15 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’ll take gluepot, an award is an award.

Awards are handed out at the local Spar.

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Chaos at the Zoom awards ceremony. 

Love Sophie Ellis-Bextor 

[manboobs109]

I'm fucked off about this covidiot chat. I've had this shit sussed from minute one. 

[Quagmire]

Fucked it

[Quagmire]

Just now, Quagmire said:

Best Poster: Manboobs

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Bluto for never biting. 

Best Thread: Tups emails/breakdown was years ago right? “What you drinking today” then. 

Best Rivalry: Rocket v Parklife

Best Comeback: Rocket. Tup to do the same next year.

Biggest Gluepot: Clydesdale Sheep

Biggest Cringe: Fine n Dandy all through the match threads.

and a special for 2020 - Covidiot of the year: Parkie

 

[The Buzzard]

Best Poster: Poodler. An all-rounder. Equally at home trolling as he is at contributing to drink, drugs and deviance. 

Funniest Poster: Henry. Sarcasm and observations are sharp. Just edges it over Soops for me. 

Lifetime Achievement Award: The Boofon. Doesn't contribute as often as he should but work probably causes that, unfortunately. 

Best Thread: Espionage. Just for the sheer randomness and mystery. As far as I can tell it's the only thread that the OP contributes to. 

Best Rivalry: FFS v Rocket. Every now and then I think hostilities are thawing but it soon cranks back up. 

Best Comeback: Rocket. Don't think I was here for his first coming but he'd come into the site all guns blazing this year. 

Biggest Gluepot: AK. I don't see gluepot as too much of a criticism on here. He's just out there more than others!

Best Tipster:Don Fonte. Numbers speak for themselves. 

Biggest Cringe:No poster, more in relation to match threads. I often read match threads after the games have finished and it's great to watch the 180s that go on depending on how the match pans out. 

Best Newcomer: Fridge. It's becoming an awards tradition for him to win this. I also enjoy his posts and insight into the chaos around him. 

Covidiot of the year: MiniJC. Think that's again very much a lot of trolling and fishing from the guy though. 

[The Buzzard]

Posted that from Notes on my phone. Fuck knows what's going on with the font size. 

[Zeus]

Best Poster:  Guliano

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes 

Lifetime Achievement Award: MiniJC

Best Thread: Espionage 

Best Rivalry: Dad vs Her Majesty's High Court 

Best Comeback: Dad 

Biggest Gluepot: RS 

Best Tipster: N/A

Biggest Cringe: Thon Hearts lad 

Best Newcomer: Joe Pike 

Covidiot of the year: Zeus

[Parklife]

Best Poster: Bad Mobby

Funniest Poster: Styrofoamplates - the espionage thread photos and comments made me laugh more than anything on here all year  

Lifetime Achievement Award:  Sooper-Hanz 

Best Thread: "Espionage still going strong?"

Best Rivalry: RS vs "The Mutants"

Best Comeback: Dad 

Biggest Gluepot: Shooftahmooftah - the award should really be renamed in his honour  

Best Tipster: No idea  

Biggest Cringe: BrianFaePerth's continuing ignoramus act  

Best Newcomer: Geoff Tips

 Covidiot of the year: Manboobs109 narrowly beating out NEM

[Sonoftherock]

8 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

 

Lifetime Achievement Award: The Boofon. Doesn't contribute as often as he should but work probably causes that, unfortunately. 

 

Aye, he only contributes when he's away working!  When he's at home he doesn't log on here!

[The Boofon]

4 hours ago, Sonoftherock said:

Aye, he only contributes when he's away working!  When he's at home he doesn't log on here!

Haha.

Not 100% accurate. Bloody close though.

[Studebaker-90]

Best Poster: Milne

Funniest Poster: Bad Mobby 

Lifetime Achievement Award: Bluto 10 

Best Thread: Hybrid Lookalikes 

Best Rivalry: Rocket vs the mutants 

Best Comeback: Roberto 

Biggest Gluepot: Dusk 2 Stars Don 

Best Tipster: Me 

Biggest Cringe: Jocky Balboa 

Best Newcomer: 

and a special for 2020 - Covidiot of the year: hate the term covidiot, should be reserved for 55 year auld wifies on Facebook with save the NHS filters on their profile pictures. 

[Tommy]

39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.

Panto season. Oh yes it does.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

58 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

 

Did no one tell Ian Durrant the barbers had re-opened after the 1st lockdown?

[Fridge]

Are you allowed to vote for yourself?

I was thinking of firing myself in for best poster, biggest gluepot and of course best newcomer.

[Simply Red]

Just now, Fridge said:

Are you allowed to vote for yourself?

I was thinking of firing myself in for best poster, biggest gluepot and of course best newcomer.

You can but it’ll result in chaos. Your choice fridgeo.

[minijc]

Hilarious that I get voted as the 'COVIDIOT' when all I've done is post useful links, followed the rules and tried to help others, rather upsetting but it was expected.

[manboobs109]

I think it was the increasingly desperate fishing attempts that fucked it for you Mini

[minijc]

19 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I think it was the increasingly desperate fishing attempts that fucked it for you Mini

Strange considering I wasn't fishing and definitely wasn't desperate.

[daytripping]

7 hours ago, minijc said:

Strange considering I wasn't fishing and definitely wasn't desperate.

You were and are.

[minijc]

8 hours ago, daytripping said:

You were and are.

LOL

How so Dayts?  I've taken a stance on the situation, stuck by it and complied with the rules and guidance set out by our leaders as I see it as the right course of action which helps to protect my health and wellbeing.  

[manboobs109]

Even this is transparent as fuck Mini

[Studebaker-90]

Pathetic little fat man, no ones bloody laughing. 

[minijc]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Pathetic little fat man, no ones bloody laughing. 

Little, come on now.