Christmas 2020

[The Buzzard]

It's December so it's now valid to get a thread started on this. 

What are people doing?

Will people be sticking to the bubble rules and will people be using the rules to their advantage to avoid in-laws/family?

More importantly, is anybody running the Hat Awards?

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

It's December so it's now valid to get a thread started on this. 

What are people doing?

Will people be sticking to the bubble rules and will people be using the rules to their advantage to avoid in-laws/family?

More importantly, is anybody running the Hat Awards?

Hat awards already up Buzz.

 

I'm getting drunk, taking lots of drugs and making magic memories for the kids.

 

Bubbles. 

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[The Buzzard]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Hat awards already up Buzz.

 

I'm getting drunk, taking lots of drugs and making magic memories for the kids.

 

Bubbles. 

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Fuck, didn't even see that. Cheers, Boof. 

Her parents have been sticklers for following the rules but it's interesting to see how they are already disregarding/bending the rules to suit their own agenda. 

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Fuck, didn't even see that. Cheers, Boof. 

Her parents have been sticklers for following the rules but it's interesting to see how they are already disregarding/bending the rules to suit their own agenda. 

I'm being facetious of course but won't be forming any bubbles. 

 

Mother in law and my folks will all be round at some point during the day. As will other relatives same as every Christmas.

 

 

 

 

[The Buzzard]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

I'm being facetious of course but won't be forming any bubbles. 

 

Mother in law and my folks will all be round at some point during the day. As will other relatives same as every Christmas.

 

 

 

 

I normally do a tour in the morning. Breakfast at my dad's to line the stomach, back home for a shower then up to my mum's to see her, my sisters and their kids. Down to an uncles where wider family often congregate and get a few drinks together. 

Then a walk home where her family are usually already in residence so it's Christmas dinner and stuck into the drink. 

Already said her uncles might need to get cut from the guest list if my mum isn't with my sisters as I'll be getting her down to ours. 

[Betty Swallicks]

Any adult who doesn't have kids/grandkids under 15 years old yet makes a big deal of Christmas is either a female, a bender or deranged.

 

[The Boofon]

12 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

I normally do a tour in the morning. Breakfast at my dad's to line the stomach, back home for a shower then up to my mum's to see her, my sisters and their kids. Down to an uncles where wider family often congregate and get a few drinks together. 

Then a walk home where her family are usually already in residence so it's Christmas dinner and stuck into the drink. 

Already said her uncles might need to get cut from the guest list if my mum isn't with my sisters as I'll be getting her down to ours. 

Sounds like you need to fuck the missus off  Buzz. Keep the cats obviously.

[Studebaker-90]

Using restrictions as an excuse to suit my own selfish desire not to spend time with anyone I don’t want to. Bummer that the pubs will be shut, probably. 

[Quagmire]

Meant to be to be working but will be fuckin that off at lunch time for a hotel with a Christmas dinner and decent free flow option. First time I’ve spent it away from Scotland, other when I’ve been working. Would rather have been back over Christmas if things were normal. 

[The Buzzard]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Sounds like you need to fuck the missus off  Buzz. Keep the cats obviously.

Could do a Dirty Den on her and bin her on Christmas Day. Classic Eastenders episode. 

[Quagmire]

5 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Any adult who doesn't have kids/grandkids under 15 years old yet makes a big deal of Christmas is either a female, a bender or deranged.

 

The actual day was probably the worst part of Christmas. Changed days now but used to be some great times finishing up just before Christmas for 2 weeks with most of your mates off at the same time. Pubs full, plenty nights out, Xmas eve at the local, Boxing Day was always big one at my mates, plenty football on, usually a decent away day around then or a full Pittodrie. Christmas was usually spent feeling like shite, overeating and drinking more. Can always remember the Dons v Tim’s game with the snowballs being one of the best Christmas periods. 

[The Buzzard]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

?Does your dad keep quite a filthy house , Buzz?

Ha ha! Quite the opposite. His wife is never fucking done cleaning or decorating. 

[The Buzzard]

https://youtu.be/i1rbvMNTdG4

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

The actual day was probably the worst part of Christmas. Changed days now but used to be some great times finishing up just before Christmas for 2 weeks with most of your mates off at the same time. Pubs full, plenty nights out, Xmas eve at the local, Boxing Day was always big one at my mates, plenty football on, usually a decent away day around then or a full Pittodrie. Christmas was usually spent feeling like shite, overeating and drinking more. 

Agreed. One of my mates has his birthday on December 27th too, so we always used to get the whole group of us out that day too. 

This year will be very dull in comparison. 

[manboobs109]

THE VIRUS DOESN'T KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS!! 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

THE VIRUS DOESN'T KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS!! 

 

Neither do the children in Africa 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

THE VIRUS DOESN'T KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS!! 

 

Fucking hate that Band Aid song.

 

3rd - slow as fuck.

[Studebaker-90]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Love Band Aid

Good as an American plaster 

[BrianFaePerth]

The greatest gift you’ll get this year is life courtesy of Boris, wee nippy and their tiers 

[manboobs109]

HUG YOUR GRANNY IN DECEMBER, BURY HER IN JANUARY

[Guest milne_afc]

Calm doon  Wycleff 

[manboobs109]

DON'T MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT CERTAIN DEATH

[The Buzzard]

Pissing against the wind here but let's at least try to keep one thread free of Covid chat!

[The Boofon]

Agreed.

 

Can't wait for Christmas.

 

Love it.

 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Still not finally decided on what we are doing just yet but its looking more and more likely that it will just be the four of us at home on Christmas day.  Already started stocking up on the Christmas booze, food and treats so regardless of what happens, I plan to get royally drunk while eating fine food on the day.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Pissing against the wind here but let's at least try to keep one thread free of Covid chat!

Sorry man just being a dick. We'll be same as most years, open presents at ours, down to my mum's for food/piss up, up the road, wife and wee man go to bed I'll watch a film and drink port and eat Stilton. 

Wake up Boxing Day rough as fuck, along to the pub for pints, watch football, few bets on. If pubs aren't open I'll probably just do the same in the house. 

[The Boofon]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Sorry man just being a dick. We'll be same as most years, open presents at ours, down to my mum's for food/piss up, up the road, wife and wee man go to bed I'll watch a film and drink port and eat Stilton. 

Wake up Boxing Day rough as fuck, along to the pub for pints, watch football, few bets on. If pubs aren't open I'll probably just do the same in the house. 

Pretty much the perfect Christmas right there. Just missing some drugs.

 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Pretty much the perfect Christmas right there. Just missing some drugs.

 

I'm aff the fleas and bugs son, might squeeze in a wee single skinner at some point though. 

[The Buzzard]

45 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Sorry man just being a dick. We'll be same as most years, open presents at ours, down to my mum's for food/piss up, up the road, wife and wee man go to bed I'll watch a film and drink port and eat Stilton. 

Wake up Boxing Day rough as fuck, along to the pub for pints, watch football, few bets on. If pubs aren't open I'll probably just do the same in the house. 

Sounds a good day, Moobs. Hope the dog gets a special meal on the day too! 

Yeah, that's a good Boxing Day but unlikely to take place this year. 

[Ke1t]

Just discovered you can buy a fucking GRAPPLING HOOK on Amazon. 

I've never owned a grappling hook, but now that I've seen it I feel like I've been missing out on a whole world of scaling vertical surfaces and tethering small boats. 

Also, according to the blurb, it can: "MOVE CAR: You can use it to move your car which has no engine. It will make it much more easier to move."   This is handy for those mornings you go out to the car to find some scamp has nicked the engine out of your motor. You can just slap this grappling hook on the front bumper and haul your car in to work by hand since it'll now be much more easier to move. 

I've a feeling everyone in the family is going to be waking up to their own shiny new grappling hook under the Christmas tree this December.