The all new classic football cliche thread

[Poodler 2,116]

Reviving an old thread though couldn't find the actual one.

i saw someone writing that this result 'sounds the death knell' for mcinnes.

not sure what it means but it's a football classic. 
 

 

 

[WesthillWanderersFC 7]

“He’s lost the dressing room”. 

[For Fecks Sake 347]

"Boys need some luck in front of goal"

[Poodler 2,116]

Out to pastures new 

[Ramandu 100]

I see Cerny decided to 'hang up his boots'.

[Fridge 247]

I’d he’d hit the target that would have been in. Aye no shit min.

If the referee sees that it’s a pen. Again no shit min (unless it’s against the Huns and he has his eyes shut.)

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

He'll be disappointed with that. 

Usually a massive fucking understatement 

[WesthillWanderersFC 7]

8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

"Boys need some luck in front of goal"

Followed up by “he needs one to go in off his backside then he’ll go on a run”. 

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

Should really work the keeper there. 

When it's usually harder not to score. 

[ericblack4boss 318]

Game management. 

Good to have around the place

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

Meat and drink. 

 

How the fuck did 'bread and butter' end up becoming meat and fucking drink? 

[YorkDon 105]

Utility man - ie not good enough to nail down a specific place.

Stalwart

Stramash

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

'gives us cover in a number of positions' (c) D. McInnes 

[Ten Caat 340]

"adopting a high (or low) press"

it's just fucking marking

[Cambridge Red 10]

"Parked the team bus" which McInnes  thinks is the same as game management. Unfortunately game management requires at least one player who can defend!

[Laichomoray 45]

Time ran away from us the longer the game went on

 

 

  *Made that one up

Edited January 16 by Laichomoray

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

The goal changed the game. 

You don't fucking say. 

[KentishDon 6]

“Adjudged to be offside”

Never heard the word “adjudged” used outside football

[Zeus 669]

“Aberdeen fans should be careful what they wish for”

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

Copyright Kris Boyd every fucking week 

[WesthillWanderersFC 7]

He worked his socks off.

He gave 110% 

Both impossible.

Both used frequently. 

[Laichomoray 45]

"Who can we get thats better?"

[Cambridge Red 10]

"we left everything on the pitch"

[Sooper-hanz 1,211]

50 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

i saw someone writing that this result 'sounds the death knell' for mcinnes.

not sure what it means but it's a football classic. 
 

 

 

It comes from the sound of a church bell indicating the death of someone. 

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

We asked the question

[aberdeen1970 1,157]

'We're not ready to leave just yet' 

[Cambridge Red 10]

McInnes - "They asked us a question"  Shame you didn't know the fuckin answer you prick !!

[Laichomoray 45]

"They'll know theve been in a game"

[Sooper-hanz 1,211]

11 minutes ago, KentishDon said:

“Adjudged to be offside”

Never heard the word “adjudged” used outside football

Here it is in cricket

.., Run-out decisions are difficult for umpires as they happen so fast. ... The batsman must havesome part of his bat or body grounded beyond the crease - on ... Inzamam-ul-Haq was adjudged run out when he raised his back foot avoiding Steve ...

 

[Sooper-hanz 1,211]

8 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

He worked his socks off.

He gave 110% 

Both impossible.

Both used frequently. 

Working your socks off is possible.