Simply Red Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 7 hours ago, YorkDon said: Utility man David Bowie - up front and at the back. He’ll play anywhere.....and well. Brown eyed girl/blue eyed boy Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Evens itself out over a season Gid feet for a big man That was a professional foul Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 17, 2021 Author Share Posted January 17, 2021 He's had his head turned whirlwind signing Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 He brings legs to the team (aye, two of them). He’s put in a great shift (he’s not a miner FFS) They never know when they’re beaten (not even at full time?) Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 “The referee has done well to keep his cards in his pocket this early in the game” ^^^ Every old firm game Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 32 minutes ago, Big Hat Logan said: “The referee has done well to keep his cards in his pocket this early in the game” ^^^ Every old firm game That’s one that always gets right on my tits. A similar foul in a Dons v Motherwell game would be a yellow, maybe a red. In the Glasgow Derby (note the term), it’s a wee word in the ear & “sensible refereeing”. 1 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Commentator's curse Great team on paper Some team "over-achieving" / Punching above their weight They scored too early The boys left everything out there He's hit that too well You can always tell by the player's reaction When Rangers were "relegated" ? Link to comment
Ernie McCracken Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 When a striker has made a run in the box, gets on the end of a cross and scores. "he's gambled" What has he gambled? If the cross doesn't come in, does he have to make some sort of payout? Why is it a gamble? Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 “We asked the question.” this one does my nut in. Link to comment
BitWait Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Put it in the mix Ball over the top Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, BitWait said: Put it in the mix Ball over the top Played into the channel. The corridor of uncertainty. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 “Up top” - used to be called up front. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Stone Waller penalty professional foul oh & of course the Calderwood classic. ‘We were in the ascendancy’ Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: “Up top” - used to be called up front. Why is defence not referred to as ‘down bottom’ ? or down below. Ooh err Mrs Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 <insert any surname>-O ie, all footballers nicknames. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Why is the defensive wall call a wall & not a line, or a muster? Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Ernie McCracken said: When a striker has made a run in the box, gets on the end of a cross and scores. "he's gambled" What has he gambled? If the cross doesn't come in, does he have to make some sort of payout? Why is it a gamble? To be fair on this one I think they mean he’s gambled on the defender missing the ball or having some sort of fuck up when the defender should be heading it away. Link to comment
Guest Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 A battering ram A peach Went in late A yard either side and it's a goal Handbags "Wicked" ball in Link to comment
Ernie McCracken Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 12 minutes ago, Fridge said: To be fair on this one I think they mean he’s gambled on the defender missing the ball or having some sort of fuck up when the defender should be heading it away. But he hasnt gambled. There is nothing at stake for the forward. If the defender doesn't miss the ball or fuck up, the forward hasn't lost anything. What is the gamble? Link to comment
Hoppy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 It’s sometimes more difficult to play against ten men Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ernie McCracken said: But he hasnt gambled. There is nothing at stake for the forward. If the defender doesn't miss the ball or fuck up, the forward hasn't lost anything. What is the gamble? Because you should probably go and challenge the defender for the ball but you can run in behind and “gamble” he misses it and are clean through. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 34 minutes ago, OnceFaeMintlaw said: <insert any surname>-O ie, all footballers nicknames. I have an irrational hatred of anyone who shouts at a “Lino” Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Too good to go down. Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 An Andy Walker favourite when a player (Celtic player) dives: He’s entitled to look for the foul Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 As Sutton used to enjoy pointing out: ”on the back foot” = Stockley “on the front foot” = Rooney Link to comment
don corleone Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 I really fucking hate it when a keeper makes a save and the commentator says that the keeper "just about kept it out." No! He has fucking kept it out. If he had "just about kept it out." it would be a fucking goal. 2 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 19 minutes ago, OnceFaeMintlaw said: As Sutton used to enjoy pointing out: ”on the back foot” = Stockley “on the front foot” = Rooney On 2 hooves = Main 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 21 minutes ago, Big Hat Logan said: An Andy Walker favourite when a player (Celtic player) dives: He’s entitled to look for the foul That really gets under my skin, cheating cunts. Link to comment
Hoppy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 He's almost burst the net Link to comment
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