WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, aberdeen1970 said: Any one who starts sentences with if I'm being honest just makes me think they are being dishonest the rest of the time. Same as when they say “No disrespect”, which usually precedes or is subsequent to a completely patronising comment. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 “Square ball”. No it’s not, the ball is round, it’s a square pass. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: "Yer Liverpools, yer Barcas, yer Madrids" Does my box in that shit. Says a lot that when some mongo pundit invents his own mutation of the english language, its then copied by every other pundit/player ad infinitum. Ditto starting all their sentences with ‘Listen’ as if theyre away to hit us with something groundbreaking that we have to pay attention to as opposed to the standard simpleton cliche in mutated english. “Listen, yir Lampards, yir Terrys, yir Rooneys” Link to comment
Proud Dandy Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Every EPL game I’ve watched this season involves one of the pundits mentioning a “low block” and the rest of the pundits nodding in agreement, pisses me off every time. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Winding down the clock. Orchestrating the midfield. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 War chest Get the chequebook out Open the biscuit tin Get them on a pay as you play Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Nice to see you, to see you nice. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Ooh, shut that door Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 No games are easy at this level, we don’t underestimate them when they are probably saying in the dressing room if you don’t horse this pile of shite you’re getting fined. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Keep out of the black and into the red Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed Take a look at what you could have won Cash you won earlier for charity... that's safe Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 17 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said: Ooh, shut that door Anyone done the window slamming shut yet? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 On 1/29/2021 at 9:41 AM, muttonhumper said: Keep out of the black and into the red Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed Take a look at what you could have won Cash you won earlier for charity... that's safe Step up to the oche Take your time Listen to Tony Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Exactly. ? Fit the fuck are you deeing up at this time? 0602 Cyprus, 0402 Maryhill. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just watched the highlights of Juve v Porto last night A classic reserved for latter stage cup matches losing team all sit down on the spot they are at when the final whistle goes. wtf is that all about. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 That happens when the players in the losing team have given their absolute all to address the situation. Don’t worry if you don’t recognise it. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Poodler said: Just watched the highlights of Juve v Porto last night A classic reserved for latter stage cup matches losing team all sit down on the spot they are at when the final whistle goes. wtf is that all about. Yeah i fucking hate that. See also players/fans(adults) crying. Get a fucking grip Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Can we add “be careful what you wish for” to the list? Fuck me, heard it ad nauseam this last week. Link to comment
FineandDandy Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Not so much a cliche, but boils my shite when you see the same folk moaning about the old firm and Scottish football then sneer at other clubs for “Having ideas above their station” Not so long ago St. Mirren for getting laughed at because they said they wanted to go for top 6 and possibly top 4. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Story in today's guardian about how dundee utd is cliche for shite in Nigeria. It's quite detailed. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, tightbreeks said: Story in today's guardian about how dundee utd is cliche for shite in Nigeria. It's quite detailed. Link? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Stonewall penalty or it's a stonewaller. I'm sure stonewall is a gay activist group. Gay penalty. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 11 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Can we add “be careful what you wish for” to the list? Fuck me, heard it ad nauseam this last week. That cunt Ricky Foster uttered those words twice in the space of a minute in lastnights Sportsound podcast. Link to comment
afc1903mad Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 It was a game of two halves..............and Aberdeen couldn’t score in either of them. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: That cunt Ricky Foster uttered those words twice in the space of a minute in lastnights Sportsound podcast. That’s what prompted my post ? Link to comment
Guest Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 29 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: That cunt Ricky Foster uttered those words twice in the space of a minute in lastnights Sportsound podcast. Horrible guy. Not even a good Aberdeen player. Best left ignored. Link to comment
FineandDandy Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, King Street Loon said: That cunt Ricky Foster uttered those words twice in the space of a minute in lastnights Sportsound podcast. He tries sounding clever when he’s on radio or telly but ends up sounding like a fudge. Just another that likes to throw out lazy cliches. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 On 3/10/2021 at 8:04 AM, strachanmcgheegoal said: That happens when the players in the losing team have given their absolute all to address the situation. Don’t worry if you don’t recognise it. Do you sit on the office floor if a project falls through? Link to comment
Ernie McCracken Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Listened to the Red Friday podcast and heard a couple of classics Darren Young uttered the phrase "be careful what you wish for" and Andrew Shinie suggested that we need to "know our place" in the new manager search. It was basically a shitfest of promoting mediocrity. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Ernie McCracken said: Listened to the Red Friday podcast and heard a couple of classics Darren Young uttered the phrase "be careful what you wish for" and Andrew Shinie suggested that we need to "know our place" in the new manager search. It was basically a shitfest of promoting mediocrity. The more the weeks go by, the more I wish Shinie would just fuck off. He’s the dictionary definition of mediocre, beige, bland...all of them. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 As someone on off the ball said in the days of the iron curtain, any Eastern European side was described as a "" "crack outfit" Link to comment
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