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9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Watched a documentary on YouTube a while back. He's definitely adamant he isn't a racist. 

He stands and delivers. 

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52 minutes ago, Henry said:

Don't think he ever was. 

Come on Henry you need the song.

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3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

:thumbup1:

Aye just noticed you were quicker on the trigger. 

Dog eat Dog. 

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Yogi is great to listen to and an inspiration to his team, meanwhile with no players likely to be signed soon ,Derek McInnes has to' work with what we have in the building'.

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"win a penalty"

You are awarded a penalty by the referee, if you "win" a penalty then it suggests conscious effort on your part to get the penalty in which case it's most probably involved a dive or additional theatrics which is essentially cheating.

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18 minutes ago, Yorston Vasey said:

"win a penalty"

You are awarded a penalty by the referee, if you "win" a penalty then it suggests conscious effort on your part to get the penalty in which case it's most probably involved a dive or additional theatrics which is essentially cheating.

 You can get a real diddy of a defender to foul you .Lull them in , quick feet .., bang. I wouldn't say that was cheating. 

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"No one remembers the beaten finalists"    I do. It's usually us. 

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I think there's a qualifying statement required there.

No one remembers the beaten finalists (if their fans can be home within 30 mins of the final whistle) 

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On 1/19/2021 at 8:25 PM, Don Fonte said:

Reading through the thread and was going to post similar.

Fucking cunt of a saying.

One that adds on to this is when they speak about a shot beating the keeper but its wide or hits the post 
Goalkeepers cover an area where it would go in not the entire dead ball line.
Lazy unimaginative rubbish 

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You can't win anything with children

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

You can't win anything with children

For the love of fuck do you just set yourself up on purpose!

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Alan Hansen son

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44 minutes ago, Dad said:

Alan Hansen son

Yeah I know after a 3-0 Horsing at Villa if I recall. Just goes to show (Leicester top just now) if you believe and nurture talent it can be done. 

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A few weeks later they'd done the triple double or summat

 

Conclusions - Alan Hansen is a cunt

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5 hours ago, Dad said:

You can't win anything with children

You should seriously be banned from here 

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3 hours ago, Fridge said:

For the love of fuck do you just set yourself up on purpose!

Its not even funny, he is a sinister cunt

Its fairly obvious why he goes away for long periods at a time

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I love it when all these recently retired players talk about going into coaching,'' I'm taking mah badges',I've done mah B licence and ah'm ur hoping to do mah A licence in the summer'.Half of them couldnae fucken spell licence,never mind sit and pass a written exam.

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15 hours ago, super_al said:

Sick as a parrot.

Yeah that's an odd one. Parrot was dead in the MP sketch not sick.

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