The all new classic football cliche thread

[BitWait]

Formidable 

[Andy_123]

2 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

The more the weeks go by, the more I wish Shinie would just fuck off. 
He’s the dictionary definition of mediocre, beige, bland...all of them. 

 

He’s awful. I’d rather listen to the opposition teams commentators than him.

[G31DON]

On 3/11/2021 at 11:00 AM, tightbreeks said:

Story in today's guardian about how dundee utd is cliche for shite in Nigeria. It's quite detailed.

 

On 3/11/2021 at 12:18 PM, Ramandu said:

Link?

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/mar/11/the-unlikely-story-of-how-dundee-united-became-an-insult-in-nigeria?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

[Ramandu]

18 hours ago, G31DON said:

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/mar/11/the-unlikely-story-of-how-dundee-united-became-an-insult-in-nigeria?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Very good. Could catch on here too.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

21 hours ago, Andy_123 said:

He’s awful. I’d rather listen to the opposition teams commentators than him.

He sounds backward. 
He’s also fucking clueless about football & is just a pathetic cheerleader making daft excuses. 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

On 3/11/2021 at 12:20 PM, Millertime said:

You hate seeing players cry when they get knocked out a competition?

Seriously?

Yes. Man the fuck up. Also applies to these players who cry if they get injured and taken off in games 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

I also hate this shite where players put their hands up in apology when they score against their previous team. Vomit inducing 

[Don Fonte]

26 minutes ago, Millertime said:

I cannot stand you 

What was wrong with his comment MT min?

[aberdeen1970]

"Food and drink" 

What was wrong with "bread and butter?" 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

57 minutes ago, Millertime said:

I cannot stand you 

 

You really mean that? I thought we were friends min 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

40 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

"Food and drink" 

What was wrong with "bread and butter?" 

"Meat and milk" is another one 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

51 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What was wrong with his comment MT min?

I thought my comments up until now have been spot on haha 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Kittybrewster Loon said:

I thought my comments up until now have been spot on haha 

The one he quoted you in is bang on. Most notable cunt doing it McGinn apologising to Celtic fans for scoring.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Kittybrewster Loon said:

"Meat and milk" is another one 

I've never heard anyone say that. 

[perthshirered]

9 hours ago, Kittybrewster Loon said:

"Meat and milk" is another one 

Never in my life have I heard that. Meat and drink is common, you sure you never misheard? 

[King Street Loon]

10 hours ago, Kittybrewster Loon said:

"Meat and milk" is another one 

Que?

[Iraq_Red]

This needs do be done in your best Yogi Hughes impression:-

"The pitch wasn't condusive to us playing the ball on the deck and getting our passing game going"

[Simply Red]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I've never heard anyone say that. 

Me neither. 

“Meat and milk” im pretty sure has never been said by anyone in any context let alone as an alternative to ‘bread and butter’ or ‘food and drink’ which i think Billy Dodds or Derek Fergushun made up.

[aberdeen1970]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Me neither. 

“Meat and milk” im pretty sure has never been said by anyone in any context let alone as an alternative to ‘bread and butter’ or ‘food and drink’ which i think Billy Dodds or Derek Fergushun made up.

I think it was Ally McCoist that first coined the food/meat and drink shite when he was originally a pundit. 

 

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

I think it was Ally McCoist that first coined the food/meat and drink shite when he was originally a pundit. 

 

Defo a hun retard that invented that one. 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

On 3/15/2021 at 9:28 PM, Don Fonte said:

The one he quoted you in is bang on. Most notable cunt doing it McGinn apologising to Celtic fans for scoring.

Exactly. Another ridiculous one i saw was Salah scoring against Roma for Liverpool a couple of seasons ago. He was only at Roma 2 seasons fs. But McGinn was definitely the worst. 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

14 hours ago, perthshirered said:

Never in my life have I heard that. Meat and drink is common, you sure you never misheard? 

Hm, yeah I'm probably mis-remembering that one 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

On 3/15/2021 at 9:31 PM, Millertime said:

It wasn't in relation to that specific comment

In general, I cringe, I recoil when I read your bland shite 

I could easily do without you and I would appreciate it very much if you stopped posting 

Ah fair enough. I can't stop posting, however I will try to improve the quality of my posts from now on  

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Kittybrewster Loon said:

Ah fair enough. I can't stop posting, however I will try to improve the quality of my posts from now on  

? He's a dick isn't he?  

Kiddin Millerman,  love u ?

 

[Ramandu]

"New manager bounce".

Not a real thing.

[Poodler]

Stalwart

[Guest]

Hello fellow Dons. New to the forum. I was looking for an introduction thread but couldn’t find it.

 

Some funny comments on this. 
 

One of Archie, Candy Floss Heid MacPherson favourites. “It’s a good looking ⚽...” 

 

 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

36 minutes ago, A Do Ron Don said:

Hello fellow Dons. New to the forum. I was looking for an introduction thread but couldn’t find it.

 

Some funny comments on this. 
 

One of Archie, Candy Floss Heid MacPherson favourites. “It’s a good looking ⚽...” 

 

 

Auld Union hun McPherson always said “he’s going to let fly”.

Always thought it a stupid expression, then & now. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

On 3/18/2021 at 3:45 PM, Ramandu said:

"New manager bounce".

Not a real thing.

Certainly unlikely tomorrow, even Sheerin said so FFS ?

[Poodler]

This is bigger than football 

 

regarding the racism over the last few days 

thats annoying