What You Doing Today?

[Don Fonte 879]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

home run it, chief*
 

 

 

 

 

* - tak ti meh \ needy \ disprit \ etc

 

Might take a week off soon and get involved in some serious boozing.

[Bluto10 1,392]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Might take a week off soon and get involved in some serious boozing.

dinna let work get in the way IMO - better to be paid for a hangover than on your own time

[Don Fonte 879]

More a couple of sessions of day drinking. Enjoy the glorious weather in the garden.

[Dad 1,405]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Might take a week off soon and get involved in some serious boozing.

'a week off'

LOL

 

you're off all the time you lazy wee bastard

[Don Fonte 879]

Just now, Dad said:

'a week off'

LOL

 

you're off all the time you lazy wee bastard

You're retired you wee baldy bastard.

[Dad 1,405]

Wrong thread

Edited April 6 by Dad
Moved to todays bet

[Fridge 247]

Any attempted a haircut yet? Contemplating one today but can’t be fucked if it’s chaos.

[Studebaker-90 478]

Had mine on Monday. A small queue but only waited around 20 minutes. 

[Laichomoray 45]

Walked into a place in Portlethen yesterday and was asked if I'd booked an appt.Told there was nothing free til Friday

[Roberto 1,544]

11 minutes ago, Laichomoray said:

Walked into a place in Portlethen yesterday and was asked if I'd booked an appt.Told there was nothing free til Friday

Contemplating a trip into a Turks today but not hopeful so I'll end up just going a wander and grabbing a coffee somewhere down the beach is my guess.

[YorkDon 105]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Any attempted a haircut yet? Contemplating one today but can’t be fucked if it’s chaos.

They dinna open down here until Monday 12th.

Will be in York or Leeds trying to get shorn ASAP.

[Studebaker-90 478]

You’ll be able to hit a beer garden on the way home though 

[Don Fonte 879]

Got mine cut yesterday.

My hairdresser kept the place open after closing time for me so I could just stroll straight in and get it cut. A wonderful lassie she is.

[Dad 1,405]

Oh ho - wedding bells ^

[YorkDon 105]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

You’ll be able to hit a beer garden on the way home though 

Very true Stude, might get the train in so I can have a few beers before and after.

[Bad_Mobby 3,100]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Got mine cut yesterday.

My hairdresser kept the place open after closing time for me so I could just stroll straight in and get it cut. A wonderful lassie she is.

She been boned?

[Dad 1,405]

A wee short back n sides round back by the bins

[Don Fonte 879]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

She been boned?

Nah. Far too nice a lassie for a debauched cunt like me.

Would though. (Huge tits)

[Bad_Mobby 3,100]

Pics?

[Don Fonte 879]

15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pics?

Will attempt a sly pp next time I'm in.

[Laichomoray 45]

4 hours ago, Roberto said:

Contemplating a trip into a Turks today but not hopeful so I'll end up just going a wander and grabbing a coffee somewhere down the beach is my guess.

Just been to a barber in Torry,straight in.Turkish across the road

[Studebaker-90 478]

The Turks aren’t ones for appointments 

[Bad_Mobby 3,100]

2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

The Turks aren’t ones for appointments 

They just rape 

[Henry 4,229]

Good band name

[Studebaker-90 478]

39 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

They just rape 

And do hot towels shaves 

[Laichomoray 45]

^^^ Good Torquay hotel 

[Parklife 110]

4 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

And do hot towels shaves 

And win the WC for Germany 

[Studebaker-90 478]

And trick folk that are trying to buy an ice cream 

[Bad_Mobby 3,100]

Travelling home 

see if I can get in to the country (mucho sweet talking required) 

pints (in Madrid if successful)

train/cans/vino 

Walk the dogs

Tea (Prawn Madras) cans/vino 

Edited April 8 by Bad_Mobby

[BrianFaePerth 1,837]

What’s the fallback plan mobz? Live in the airport?