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#1351 OFFLINE   Henry

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 10:36 AM

Do you have kids, Bluto?

 

Well Bluto min?


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#1352 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 10:47 AM

Good one H.
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#1353 OFFLINE   looksgoodinred

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:06 AM

congratulations to you and your Mrs, Chewie!  :dance:


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#1354 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:06 AM

Well done chewie - although I must admit I thought they had already arrived... Unless this is the second set?
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#1355 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:44 AM

Well done chewie - although I must admit I thought they had already arrived... Unless this is the second set?


Same here. Certainly strung it out .
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#1356 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:45 AM

Typical bumboy.
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#1357 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 12:15 PM

Typical bumboy.


Aye fabulous
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#1358 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 01:26 PM

Haha terrific

Good work nonetheless chewie son
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#1359 ONLINE   Tommy

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 02:03 PM

Congratulations Chewie.
Are they both the same colour?
May they have long and happy lives.
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Posted 10 September 2018 - 02:45 PM

Congrats Chewie,
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#1361 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 02:46 PM

One black one Indian, genetically possible right?
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#1362 OFFLINE   King Street Loon

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:06 PM

Congrats min.

I hope the Lumpy's are doing well.


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#1363 ONLINE   Tommy

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:20 PM

One black one Indian, genetically possible right?


Aye of course.
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#1364 ONLINE   cruzcampo3

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:20 PM

Congratulations Chewie

Don’t worry about sleep. Your banter will help with that ;)
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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:21 PM

Congratulations Chewie

Don’t worry about sleep. Your banter will help with that ;)
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#1366 OFFLINE   Dom Sullivan

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 04:45 PM

Congratulations Chewie.
Are they both the same colour?
May they have long and happy lives.

Haha, united colours of Chewie.

Congratulations to you and Mrs Chewie, you big hairy Wookie.

Hope abdy is doing well.
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#1367 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 04:56 PM

Waaaaaaay some beaut responses here, cheers folks :laughing:
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#1368 OFFLINE   The Buzzard

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 05:24 PM

Congrats to you and the family, Chewie.
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#1369 OFFLINE   RAZOR

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 05:52 PM

Congratulations Chewie.
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#1370 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 07:52 PM

up the bum no more babies


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#1371 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 08:18 PM

Congratulations on the new arrivals Chewie min.

Commiserations on the new size of your wife's mott.
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#1372 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:18 PM

#prayformrschewiesminge
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#1373 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 04:13 AM

You can fire up a weekly treble now Chewie min.

 

Bound to be better than Boyo's above. ^^^^


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#1374 OFFLINE   shut up meg

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 05:28 AM

You can fire up a weekly treble now Chewie min.

 

Bound to be better than Boyo's above. ^^^^

 

Harvey would do a better job.


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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:02 AM

The hairy cunts chance is diarised; he'll get his go.
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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:48 AM

Nice one Chewie. All the best to you and your family :thumbup1:


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Posted 11 September 2018 - 11:34 PM

up the bum no more babies

 
She's nae stickin anything up my arse......
 

Congratulations on the new arrivals Chewie min.
Commiserations on the new size of your wife's mott.

Ended up C-section.......lovely jubbly, thanks doc, you're a pal.....(expensive bottle of Malt en route to Dr Gonzalez)
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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:18 AM

Congrats Chewie. I hope you managed to persuade the consultant to insert a few extra stitches in your good ladies muff to avoid your future sex life resembling the throwing of a sausage up an alley.


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#1379 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:49 AM

Congrats Chewie. I hope you managed to persuade the consultant to insert a few extra stitches in your good ladies muff to avoid your future sex life resembling the throwing of a sausage up an alley.

 

A cheeky request given the post below but worth a punt none the less.

 

 
She's nae stickin anything up my arse......
  Ended up C-section.......lovely jubbly, thanks doc, you're a pal.....(expensive bottle of Malt en route to Dr Gonzalez)


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Posted 12 September 2018 - 10:46 AM

Dr Gonzalez would surely prefer a bottle of tequila. 


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