Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 back in the day, after a heavy night out the crew would always meet for pub opening timethen order a bit of munchif ever the barman \ waiter had a shit beard I’d always tell him “you’ve missed a bit there mate”trying to keep a straight face was always nigh on impossible#bantz-1?own up you gutless yellow piece of shit. #slugs 3 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Folk who continually post pictures of themselves at the gym or in their gym gear (although does allow for some top perving).Wonder if they have ever thought that nae cunt gives a fuck why do folk wear gym\exercise clothing when not exercising? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Women that claim it’s different for women to see male strippers as opposed to when men see female strippers.Aye cos you wouldn’t jump on that giant phallus as quick as we wouldna ride a female stripper if given the chance.Double standards cuntsTrouble in paradise with the young vixen? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Trouble in paradise with the young vixen?Not at all Don me old chap.In fact she’s driving me into York to play fitba as I type so I can have beers afterwards.Getting her trained early... Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Folk that try and talk to you when you’ve got earphones in Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Not at all Don me old chap.In fact she’s driving me into York to play fitba as I type so I can have beers afterwards.Getting her trained early... Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 That's the game. Make sure you get her to pick you up later when you're steaming, already having ordered you a chinky. Knob her with a semi flaccid penis on the sofa and fall asleep in your special chow mein and you've had the perfect Sunday.You’ve nailed it there Don loon.Have already warned her to expect a poor effort later.She thinks i’m joking due to my usual bedroom prowess,she’ll soon find out i’m not... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You’ve nailed it there Don loon.Have already warned her to expect a poor effort later.She thinks i’m joking due to my usual bedroom prowess,she’ll soon find out i’m not...Absolutely wonderful stuff. Sounds like a great day ahead. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Dirty dog will be diggling her dangly bits before YD has done his pre-match stretches. 3 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Folk that try and talk to you when you’ve got earphones inSorry, what? Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Pricks wee vapours blowing the shit that smells of rotten bananas in your face as they walk by. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Unusual choice of flavour Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Have you noticed how some of them hide them inside the palm of their hand,then take a crafty puff like they we're behind the bike shed's at school...Go smoke a real fag for fuck sake. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The thing that annoys me about them is the sheer volume of steam that pisses out of them, like walking past a locomotive. I look forward to when scientists discover it’s actually more harmful than smoking. 1 1 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The thing that annoys me about them is the sheer volume of steam that pisses out of them, like walking past a locomotive. I look forward to when scientists discover it’s actually more harmful than smoking.Millions being spent on them.Think a couple of docs have stated they just as harmful. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Nah nicotine addiction is ace for you. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 No1 Pet hate.That fuckin eyesore of a fence on Union Bridge,making the area look like a dump...Feck nose what them black cats on there think aboot it. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 10, 2019 Author Share Posted June 10, 2019 Some wifes are OK. Aye, other peoples wives. Never your own. 1 Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Goalies at the woman's world cup. Actually, pretty much the whole of the woman's world cup. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 #stoneislandworldwide Can someone re-post that instagram? I remember it was absolutely hilarious! I'm sure there was a photo of the guy showing off an expensive time piece at ground zero? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Can someone re-post that instagram? I remember it was absolutely hilarious! I'm sure there was a photo of the guy showing off an expensive time piece at ground zero?Yes he did do that, I remember it. Narcissism. Old folk saying I used to get paid £2 a week and you're supposed to go 'oh that's crazy' As if it's got any bearing on the value of £2 today. Ca really be asses speaking to old people at all 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Yes he did do that, I remember it. Narcissism. Old folk saying I used to get paid £2 a week and you're supposed to go 'oh that's crazy' That's fuckin plenty when it was 2p a pint and £1 per month rent. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Politicians who claim they took drugs once at uni but regret it. Fucking liars. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The Toriesanyone in or interested in politics IMO Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Yes he did do that, I remember it. Narcissism. Old folk saying I used to get paid £2 a week and you're supposed to go 'oh that's crazy' Say " No wonder yer old lady Doris was sucking off sailors to make ends meet". I got told recently that I had no respect for old cunts. Perfectly true. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Politicians who claim they took drugs once at uni but regret it. Fucking liars.Regret not taking more, more like. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Why do they admit it unless there is any evidence though? I’m nae going to vote for someone because they took a line of coke in 2001 and I think they are cool as fuck. Likewise if someone comes out in the press just deny it unless they have any evidence. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Why do they admit it unless there is any evidence though? I’m nae going to vote for someone because they took a line of coke in 2001 and I think they are cool as fuck. Likewise if someone comes out in the press just deny it unless they have any evidence.Chances are the press DO have the evidence, just it's now really worthless as the person in question has admitted it. Link to comment
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