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What's The Longest Shite You've Ever Done?


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I once did a shit that looked like the Pakistani flag. 

 

Big crescent, with a little blob there floating in the middle. 

 

I took a picture of it, and named it "The Shite From Allah" 

 

If I ever find it I'll post it up... it was like finding Jesus' face in a piece of toast or a dog's arsehole. 

 

Except this was a shite for the Muslims. 

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This fucking place min.

@@HairyPie post it

  

Never ceases to amaze does it?

Sake.

 

I'm due a special birthday card next week from those lovely people at the Dundee Toldie Testing centre.

 

I always oblige by making sure I muster up a doozie and sending it back to them.

 

Always brings a smile that the shit testing centre is based in Dundee.

 

Coincidence?

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There used to be a website called ratemypoo.com where folk would submit images of their shites and folk rated them out of ten. 

 

It was quite compulsive viewing. Some of the stuff that emerged from folks arseholes was satanic.

Was Poodler's tongue in any of the photos?

 

Sounds like it's been in and around quite a few arseholes in its time

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Was Poodler's tongue in any of the photos?

 

Sounds like it's been in and around quite a few arseholes in its time

Attached to the biggest arsehole of them all.

 

I'm actually losing the skill, these two don't respond particularly well to it.

 

Back on topic, give us that permission HairyPie!

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