King Street Loon Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Nobody buying a Trotters Independent Trading Robin Reliant? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 The snowplough out of Gremlins (with a gremlin chauffeur) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Or all the blow up dolls. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 A dark, dingy pub with a cracking jukebox I’d serve Stovies and toastiesBetter off serving drink if it's a pub IMO. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Always wanted an island where I could grow drugs, but when I thought the whole scenario through... what with all the subsequent Mexicans and the uprising against my benevolent rule... I realised that would be a terrible idea. I'd maybe just murder someone in front of a hundred witnesses then use my cash to get off with Scott Free. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Always wanted an island where I could grow drugs, but when I thought the whole scenario through... what with all the subsequent Mexicans and the uprising against my benevolent rule... I realised that would be a terrible idea. I'd maybe just murder someone in front of a hundred witnesses then use my cash to get off with Scott Free. At least £20M. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Chitty Chitty bang bang for me.You’d end up getting rumbled by the peado hunters on Facebook Link to comment
dervish Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 A passion for excess with the money to make it happen is a glorious nexus of joy. Obviously who gives a fuck about a car. Choices though, think with all the options we'd head towards altruism. Except towards Huns. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 The original Batmobile complete with Ertha Kitts scants should be a must have for rich car enthusiasts. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Buy every house on Millertimes street (bar his) and fill them will smack heads 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Probably not worthy of a thread on its own On Absolute radio yesterday they were speaking about shit DD's folk have. Loads of people seem to have one which an Ink Cartridge supplier who sends out new Ink when your printer is running low. Do you have any weird DD's, or standing orders with charity? I chuck a few quid at Scottish wildcats and the old boy who plays guitar in town every day - usually beside JL or St Nich's. He's had a fortune outta me. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Inspired by Balotelli, who crashed his car got searched and had 5k on him "because I'm rich" what madness would prevail if you had the cash? Randomly saw a thing about a Countach hit a memory, they're mental as fuck but... if I had the cash who hates a gulwing? Think pipes had a deliciously decadent idea for a stadium lounge. Anus and powder were involved if memory serves me right? So cash no issue, morality and sence a long lost friend what would you do? I routinely come up with fantastical ideas for pissing all my money away on schemes that could best be described as 'retarded'. Fortunately the wife is more level headed than I am when it comes to cash, and she usually puts the blockers on my ideas the minute she finds out about them. Last year I was looking at an abandoned mining town somewhere on the west coast. It was a fucking steal... imagine owning your own abandoned mining town. I had expectations that I'd buy this thing and within minutes the Scooby Doo gang would show up and start solving the fuck out of the weird light that scares people away in the dead of night, only to discover, "MR KELT! HE WAS THE GHOST ALL ALONG!" Anyway, she took that cash and gave it to our financial folk to invest, as per fucking usual, so guess who doesn't own an abandoned mining town today. 1 Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Probably not worthy of a thread on its own On Absolute radio yesterday they were speaking about shit DD's folk have. Loads of people seem to have one which an Ink Cartridge supplier who sends out new Ink when your printer is running low. Do you have any weird DD's, or standing orders with charity? I chuck a few quid at Scottish wildcats and the old boy who plays guitar in town every day - usually beside JL or St Nich's. He's had a fortune outta me.£18 a month to DNA! Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Signed up to a free one month telegraph subscription to read one article three months ago. Now getting billed but have to phone up to cancel it. Might do it the morn. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Signed up to a free one month telegraph subscription to read one article three months ago. Now getting billed but have to phone up to cancel it. Might do it the morn.Fuck paying for that tory rag. 1 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Some insurance from Aviva for £8 I don’t even know what it’s for I Just don’t cancel it incase it might be important Been coming off for bloody yearsyou. are. mental. 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Eh have several receipts from staff lunches eh have hosted that are still not submitted. Link to comment
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