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Don Fonte

Member Since 27 Mar 2014
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#1741735 The Labour Party Are A Fucking Disgrace

Posted by Don Fonte on 20 February 2019 - 06:14 AM

Do asexuals only do it up the ass?


@manboobs109 ? Let us know.
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#1741734 In The News

Posted by Don Fonte on 20 February 2019 - 06:12 AM

Give her a bag of chips and you can do it twice


The only time I want to do it twice is before I've done it once.
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#1738391 Deviant's Corner.

Posted by Don Fonte on 11 February 2019 - 04:25 PM

I’d hate to be a single guy these days. Total minefield .


It's fucking fantastic Hanzoid. Birds are definitely getting sluttier. Or maybe that's just the ones I target. Either way, haha terrific.

Wee prick.
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#1738252 Where Are They Now

Posted by Don Fonte on 11 February 2019 - 04:22 AM

A kaboomic cringer, that's what


As wonderfully funny as Farts or Murderwell.

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#1738245 Sevco Thread

Posted by Don Fonte on 11 February 2019 - 02:47 AM

Enter Sandman is a very boring song


Not a huge fan of black birds from Alford but probably still would.
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#1738240 Golazzo

Posted by Don Fonte on 11 February 2019 - 01:25 AM

The most I've ever agreed with people on here but Milan was a shithole. Maybe tainted by the fact I bumped into pricks with Hibs tops on in the queue for beer in the ground.

Made myself feel better by raping some poof on the way to the airport.
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#1730300 What Is £49

Posted by Don Fonte on 27 January 2019 - 12:47 PM

https://smile.amazon...=p_36:4900-4900

https://smile.amazon...=p_36:4900-4900

https://smile.amazon...=p_36:4900-4900

Close the fucking DWT thread


Agreed. Good choice old man.
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#1727459 January Transfer Window 2019

Posted by Don Fonte on 22 January 2019 - 04:59 PM

In my opinion, short term, Shinnie to left back, Lowe to left mid, Gleesen alongside Fergie, GMS wide right, G-Stew no. 10


How's the alzheimers Jimmy?
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#1726573 Favourite Funcy Piece

Posted by Don Fonte on 20 January 2019 - 08:39 PM

Aye good RB son - eaten many a boys ring in my time.


Crikey.
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#1722605 Tinder

Posted by Don Fonte on 13 January 2019 - 11:08 PM

Gutted the boy has not updated the thread with either his charity run time or that he pumped the bird.


charity run is the obvious distraction for when he needs to leg it. good forward planning tbh
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#1721542 The Mckenna Dilemma

Posted by Don Fonte on 12 January 2019 - 01:11 PM

Nae this again. We NEVER!!!!!

If we did get offered 7mil he would have been off, it was a loan with an option to buy which would have been madness for us to agree to.


Incorrect.

It was a loan with an obligation to buy.

A way the English clubs were getting round the main transfer window being closed but still able to make loan signings. Was used by numerous clubs.
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#1715990 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Don Fonte on 02 January 2019 - 02:57 PM

Don't want to start a new topic but have any of you ever had too many birds on the go at the same time and it did your head in, I'm over my head just now, meant to be meeting a couple tonight but not slept yet, don't know how I can fit them in, bird number 4 is who I really want, 1 and 2 were fillers, 3's ok. I'm nae George Cloonie, you better looking guys tell me what to do.


EDIT; 1 and 2 are on tonight with probs 3 later, 4 will be home.


Easy advice, ride them all if that's what makes you happy.

If you really want number 4 then ditch the rest and get in a relationship with her. Then shag 1,2 and 3 in the coming months as you get bored of number 4.

You're welcome Dayts.
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#1714431 Life's Curiosities

Posted by Don Fonte on 30 December 2018 - 08:09 AM

Do birds who say 'I dont usually do this' really and truly believe that you accept they're telling the truth.
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#1712582 January Transfer Window 2019

Posted by Don Fonte on 26 December 2018 - 09:29 PM

Ask Samaras

Rag dolled him consistently

Anderson was a loser


@BWG
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#1712512 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Don Fonte on 26 December 2018 - 08:00 PM

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Looks like youve some night ahead BMG.
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