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Don Fonte

Member Since 27 Mar 2014
OFFLINE Last Active Yesterday, 03:08 AM

#1763715 Pet Hates

Posted by Don Fonte on 17 April 2019 - 09:21 PM

Relatives or friends who ask “how are my babies” except they’re not your babies you fucking divvy, fuck off.

Also folk who ask the same fucking questions about twins when you’re out in public minding your own business? “Are they twins?” No they’re fucking triplets I left the other one in the car.........cunts

You got twins? You should have mentioned it...
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#1763669 In The News

Posted by Don Fonte on 17 April 2019 - 06:24 PM

Fuck off man look at the size of her balloons.

She looks like she's got a touch of the tar brush, didn't think she'd be your type.
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#1761610 In The News

Posted by Don Fonte on 12 April 2019 - 02:10 AM

Sorry I didn't see this before, someone kindly drew my attention to it.

Receiving a dodgy blood transfusion or being raped is not a persons own fault - in terms of not being the result of their own choice to behave a certain way.

I've asked you this before and you've ignored me...

Does your wife ever suck your limp penis off? If so is that considered a sin as it's blatantly not an attempt at getting her up the duff and you could say an 'unnatural sexual act'
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#1761163 In The News

Posted by Don Fonte on 10 April 2019 - 03:28 PM

Huns and Tories being the obvious exception.

Onwards. Pub time for yours truly.

Enjoy your Babycham.
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#1761154 In The News

Posted by Don Fonte on 10 April 2019 - 03:17 PM

Spot on.

Live and let live. Life is too short for getting worked up about what somecunt does with their life.

Apart from huns, poofs and gender benders.
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#1759215 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by Don Fonte on 04 April 2019 - 08:24 PM

Well with an @Dad thumbs up, you know what to do......

Never leave your rectum unguarded again?
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#1757659 Graeme Shinnie....

Posted by Don Fonte on 31 March 2019 - 05:13 PM

One with a tiny cock

Most people look for something different when they cheat I think.
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#1757147 Season Tickets 19/20

Posted by Don Fonte on 30 March 2019 - 09:31 AM

I've not had my renewals email for some reason

Your wife's deleted it so she can afford to feed Bowser.
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#1757041 Pet Hates

Posted by Don Fonte on 29 March 2019 - 09:52 PM

A couple of years ago in Edinburgh, a bird in the pub started trying to do selfies with these stupid fucking filters where it changes your face to shit like that, was doing a bee filter and making buzzing noises.........fucking idiot

Try and fuck her?
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#1750869 Eu Referendum

Posted by Don Fonte on 13 March 2019 - 07:41 AM

Are you a miserable prick with a honking attitude to people who help you like? I have no time for self important arseholes who think they can treat people like dirt, so yes, he is a wanker and his wife was embarrassed by him too by the way......

Should have seized the opportunity and tried to fuck his wife whilst she was pissed off with him. Taught him a lesson.
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#1748195 Hun Cunts 0 - 2 Aberdeen (Replay)

Posted by Don Fonte on 07 March 2019 - 10:02 AM

I've got about 20 points and got 2 tickets.
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#1746666 Transfers News For The Inferior Teams

Posted by Don Fonte on 03 March 2019 - 04:25 PM

I like ma CHs to be 6ft4 too. But. Cannae mind the exact stats but was all successful tackles, headers won, interceptions, all that. Halkett was in top 3-4 across them all in the league. He would improve us, plus out of contract.

We were linked with Kerr too last year. Hibs fan though seen a few of us cool on the idea. Levein likes him though. No sure if he's in contract past summer.

Berra is looking exposed at LCH in a 3 where he prefers a flat back 4.

Dunne, Souttar and Halkett would suit me as our 3. Berra as cover and squad Capt.

Few leaving us but on upside we'll have a few quid spare off the salary bill to reinvest if / when Djoum, Naismith, Sammon, Edwards, Martin, Shaughnessey, Doyle, Mitchell, Garrucio all away.

Just need a new manager to go after new faces and get us playing non-hoofball.

Fuck off.
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#1742511 The Weekly Chat Accumulator.

Posted by Don Fonte on 22 February 2019 - 10:06 AM

Arbroath home to Airdrie. 8/13
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#1741735 The Labour Party Are A Fucking Disgrace

Posted by Don Fonte on 20 February 2019 - 06:14 AM

Do asexuals only do it up the ass?

@manboobs109 ? Let us know.
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#1741734 In The News

Posted by Don Fonte on 20 February 2019 - 06:12 AM

Give her a bag of chips and you can do it twice

The only time I want to do it twice is before I've done it once.
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