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  1. Anyone referring to a coo as a 'beast'* is almost certainly a teuchter. *Unless the coo is a pedophile, in which case it's a universal term.
  2. Tonight, Matthew, I shall be residing in Kalamazoo. Miserable non-descript town on Michigan's west coast, and home to about 10 million fucking students.
  3. Ke1t

    In the News

    Happens to the best of us. One minute you're driving/sailing along, and the next minute you've fell asleep at the wheel and run over a mum and her infant. Should be an amnesty for that sort of thing, but you know some poor cunt will lose their job over this.
  4. I remember once stopping and helping a fermer sort fix his tyre. Was a cunt of a job, and no way he could have managed it alone, but we got it fixed, me the toonser and him the teuchter. No animosity, just North-easterners helping each other out of a tricky situation. As I was leaving he handed me a turnip by way of thanks. It was a reasonably sized turnip. He didn't have to do that, but he did... just as I didn't have to stop and help him with his wheel. I liken it to the Christmas Truce between the British and the Germans in WWI. Any time I hear Pipes of Peace on the radio I think back to that incident. Two different cultures united by a common need to get his fucking trailer out of the road.
  5. Ke1t

    Thread O Twitter

    World Class tackle on an overhyped Hun. The damage was done when they coaley-bugged the shitstain off the pitch.
  6. The correct answer is don't wear denim unless you're a lezza or a truck driver.
  7. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    Jane's, Global Firepower, Vlad Vexler, and various political and military commentators It just means my input doesn't have to be lol emojis. Those tend to identify people who haven't spent any time educating themselves but still feel they have to say something.
  8. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    American cash has protected Europe for so long that they can't stand on their own two feet. Poland is the only European nation ready for a scrap
  9. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    Most people on this board tend to "lol" and post emojis when bad shit appears on the horizon. I just assume no-one takes it seriously, or blames the Yanks for everything... like Little Hitler in Moscow.
  10. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    I'm happy to be corrected. Not seeing much sign of that happening, though.
  11. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    Donald Trump was the one who arranged the unconditional retreat from Afghanistan, sending Pompeo to meet with the Taliban. He didn't consult with congress, nor talk with his Defense Department... he simply agreed to whatever the Taliban wanted. His agreed withdrawal time was hugely unmanageable, and it took negotiation from the new Biden administration to extend the date in order to avoid an even larger clusterfuck. Biden isn't the one who invaded Ukraine, or has plans to invade the Baltic States, Moldova, Romania, and Poland. America also can't afford to leave the defence of Europe up to the Europeans, because you WILL fuck it up. I wonder why you're blaming an American president for a European problem. Fix it yourselves if you're not happy. Also, we're "On the verge of WW3" because there's a dictator in Moscow who wants to expand his empire westwards. Blaming Biden for this is like blaming Roosevelt for Hitler invading Poland.
  12. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    No, just a series of retreats and surrenders that massively weakened American influence, and abandoned US allies to be slaughtered. As far as I can remember Biden didn't start any wars.
  13. Ke1t

    Ukraine

    UK Intelligence cite a number of around 500k Russian troops killed and wounded by the end of this year (2024). In order to address those losses they're going to have to draft a similar number. I suspect you think everything is going to work out for the best. And when you have such level-headed actors as Putin and, quite possibly, Trump in charge then you're probably right
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