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#1 ONLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:24 PM

'Relieved of duties'. 


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:27 PM

Awarded himself a compensation package of 25x his annual salary to depart.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:28 PM

Cunt. This'll take the media spotlight away from the opening of our wonderful new facilities! 


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:29 PM

Awarded himself a compensation package of 25x his annual salary to depart.

 

I'm sure he has/will wangle himself a ridiculous compo package, regardless of how useless he's been for years... 

 

Hearts Statement: 

 

The Board of Directors of Heart of Midlothian Football Club has today taken the decision to relieve Craig Levein of his first team managerial duties.

The Board would like to thank Craig for all of his efforts as first team manager. Craig has worked tirelessly and selflessly, around the clock, to try to achieve success, despite the many challenges with which he has been faced.

Craig will not return to his previous Director of Football role and, that being so, will step down from the Board. He will, however, see out his contract, which runs until the end of the season, working closely with the Executive Management Team in continuing to develop and improve the structure of the backroom and youth operations within the development. We are confident that his knowledge and experience will contribute massively to ensuring that, come the end of the season, he will leave the football department in a healthy and thriving state.

Effective immediately, Austin MacPhee will be in charge of first team affairs, on an interim basis, while the Board begins the process of recruiting a new manager. The new manager, and indeed the interim manager, will report directly to the Chief Executive.


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#5 OFFLINE   Big Hat Logan

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:31 PM

Bad news, they might put someone decent in charge.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:32 PM

Sacked. But nae really...he still keeps his role behind the scenes till the end of the season! 


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:32 PM

Robinson at Motherwell probably.

Or a return for Cathro? :laughing:
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:33 PM

Bad news, they might put someone decent in charge.


Like Derek McInnes 👌
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:31 PM

Jack Ross is a cert


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:34 PM

Sacked. But nae really...he still keeps his role behind the scenes till the end of the season! 

 

They'd have to pay up his contract anyway, so might as well have him do something for the money he's going to get, even if it's cleaning the toilets... though he'd likely fuck that up inna and leave more shit up the walls than there was before he went in with his bucket and mop.

 

They're making sure that whatever those duties are, they don't involve picking the team or  matchday tactics, though. 

 

Makes you appreciate the job McInnes' is doing for us, amirite?

 

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:53 PM

Questionable timing 2 days before a cup semi no?
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 04:56 PM

Aye - Jack Ross fo sho (as per dyno ^)

What a waste.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:20 PM

Questionable timing 2 days before a cup semi no?


Or perfect timing, give the fans and players a timely boost.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:38 PM

 

I'm sure he has/will wangle himself a ridiculous compo package, regardless of how useless he's been for years... 

 

Hearts Statement: 

 

The Board of Directors of Heart of Midlothian Football Club has today taken the decision to relieve Craig Levein of his first team managerial duties.

The Board would like to thank Craig for all of his efforts as first team manager. Craig has worked tirelessly and selflessly, around the clock, to try to achieve success, despite the many challenges with which he has been faced.

Craig will not return to his previous Director of Football role and, that being so, will step down from the Board. He will, however, see out his contract, which runs until the end of the season, working closely with the Executive Management Team in continuing to develop and improve the structure of the backroom and youth operations within the development. We are confident that his knowledge and experience will contribute massively to ensuring that, come the end of the season, he will leave the football department in a healthy and thriving state.

Effective immediately, Austin MacPhee will be in charge of first team affairs, on an interim basis, while the Board begins the process of recruiting a new manager. The new manager, and indeed the interim manager, will report directly to the Chief Executive.

 

 

 

:hysterical:  :hysterical:


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:41 PM

:hysterical: :hysterical:

Austin McPhee is apparently a decent coach, well thought of.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:41 PM

Austin McPhee looks like Skeletor with He-mans hair.

Edited by ebbe, 31 October 2019 - 06:32 PM.

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:44 PM

Austin McPhee is apparently a decent coach, well thought of.


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:51 PM

Ross was U20 manager there.....Levein fired him in 2015. Don't think he would want to return there whilst Avril is still insitu albeit only in a diminished role till the end of the season. 


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 05:52 PM

Ross was U20 manager there.....Levein fired him in 2015. Don't think he would want to return there whilst Avril is still insitu albeit only in a diminished role till the end of the season.


What wage was he on m8?
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:09 PM

I eventually started to miss your haverings here when you were gone. But my longing has been sated ( I didn't miss F n D at all by the way)

 

 

Time you and him went back into hibernation for the winter. Maybe with the stipulation that next time there has to be a tangible penalty imposed on the first one to blink. £500 paid to the winner? 


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:12 PM

Here - hearts hahahaha arseholes

 

On the bright side for the bloated prick, he doesnae need to manage the cunts anymore; a real life upgrade for the stupid stupid useless failure

 

Up up and awayyyy


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:15 PM

Its a bitty crap being a Don at the moment granted (and here - its no that bad; chin up son); but at least you're not a useless bottom of the table fud like WHS hahaha

 

Shite son


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:26 PM

Its a bitty crap being a Don at the moment granted (and here - its no that bad; chin up son); but at least you're not a useless bottom of the table fud like WHS hahaha

Shite son


Do you look like an older, fatter Levien @Dad? That's what I reckon you look like.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:49 PM

NO

 

Come on now

 

In truth - I am a shit ton more attractive than that shitey facial hair wearing fud.

 

Who isnt haha YES


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:50 PM

Ross was U20 manager there.....Levein fired him in 2015. Don't think he would want to return there whilst Avril is still insitu albeit only in a diminished role till the end of the season. 

 

The fact they have removed Levein as DOF and are making this clear would suggest they may well go for Jack. I don't think his record at Sunderland was to clever.


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:54 PM

I eventually started to miss your haverings here when you were gone. But my longing has been sated ( I didn't miss F n D at all by the way)


Time you and him went back into hibernation for the winter. Maybe with the stipulation that next time there has to be a tangible penalty imposed on the first one to blink. £500 paid to the winner?


"Thanks"
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 06:54 PM

Levien will be on the drink worse than usual
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 07:10 PM

Bad news, they might put someone decent in charge.


Walter Kidd, with Dave McPherson as the new defensive coach.
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Posted 31 October 2019 - 08:00 PM

Walter Kidd, with Dave McPherson as the new defensive coach.

Albert Kidd as striking coach 

 

Hearts Heart attack Kidd


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Posted 31 October 2019 - 08:10 PM

Austin McPhee looks like Skeletor with He-mans hair.

 

He reminds me of Joni Mitchell..., which is ironic as he'll likely be getting a big yellow taxi out of Edinburgh soon enough. :hysterical:


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