fine-n-dandy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 James Corden Oooh yes he's up there with Michelle McMammoth to me also. Total cunt of a man Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Not even being in Dr Who could save that man. He is that much of a cunt. Mind you, Tony Bliar. Also, Alex Zane, the boy who presents the otherwise entertaining Rude Tube. Link to comment
360 Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 His middle name is Kimberley Link to comment
Jigot Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Christmas Top Of The Pops,Jesus Johnny, what a bucket of pish.James Corden? Good shout, he needs standing up against my very long wall and distpached. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Firing squad? Meh. Myself, I'd wire them all up to the mains via their bollocks...... Link to comment
Jigot Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Firing squad? Meh. Myself, I'd wire them all up to the mains via their bollocks......Too much of a carbon footprint mate.Just watch them starve tae death and you can sell tickets.I'd buy yin, even a spare, if it was for a good cause. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Too much of a carbon footprint mate.Just watch them starve tae death and you can sell tickets.I'd buy yin, even a spare, if it was for a good cause. Aye but you'd buy any old shite as your investment in the Jambo share scam scheme proves. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Clubs who include non attending season ticket holders in the match day attendance. Link to comment
tup Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 That choir of bitches that were probably getting pummelled by all and sundry whilst their husbands were away in Iraq, they kick the bucket, and all of a sudden it's bleeding heart time. Fuckoff! Link to comment
MincePie Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Folk who are constantly checking and posting stuff from their phone on a night out Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Weekend telly. Always shite until MOTD comes on. Even then, it's mostly shite. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 One of many things that fuck me off is when people leave the bit of paper or foil on a tub of spreadable butter or margarine. Sometimes they even fold it half back and get a knife and get spread from underneath it. JUST FUCKING CHUCK IT IN THE BIN FFS FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's only there so you know it hasn't been tampered with and to keep it fresh before you buy it. It doesn't keep it any fresher once you break the seal you bunch of cunts. Apart from that though I am not that bothered by it. 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Weekend telly. Always shite until MOTD comes on. Even then, it's mostly shite. I barely even watch telly ant more, preferring to just download stuff and watch it on me compyoo'a. The wife usually hogs the living room tv with her reality tv pish, and I won't watch that kind of shite. So, reality TV 1 1 Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I barely even watch telly ant more, preferring to just download stuff and watch it on me compyoo'a. The wife usually hogs the living room tv with her reality tv pish, and I won't watch that kind of shite. So, reality TV ditto reality shite and fucking soaps. I'd rather grate my own testicles than watch that shit and generally do. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I hate haters that hate the haters. Link to comment
Jigot Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Argos.No matter what you want it's no in stock and it will take 3-4 weeks to get and you cannae pick it up your self, it has to be delivered.Then yer telt the date and it will come between 7 and 8 o'clock. " In the morning? " Oh no, 7 in the morning till 8 at fuckin night and you can guarantee it wont arrive until 5 to 8 at night. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Folk who are constantly checking and posting stuff from their phone on a night out Agreed, I ken a goalie who is affa bad for that. In fact he starts about 5pm every Saturday Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Footballers who wear short sleeve jerseys and gloves. Wtf is the point in that. 1 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 goalkeepers today who no longer catch the ball when is the last time you saw a keeper dive full length and actually catch the ball oh and that cunt matt dawson the egg chaser Link to comment
360 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Jeremy Clarkson! Clarkson is a top guy. ...In the world Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Folk that pass opinion on goals we concede.....but weren't at the game and haven't even seen them on TV .There are a couple of tools on this forum that are guilty as charged! 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Folk who don't know stuff so just guess what it may be. Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Parochial people. Couldn't agree more. Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Folk that crack the same joke over and over and over....thinking that this time, it might just be funny.......Lord Scott told me Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Folk who don't know what a joke is. Lord Scott isn't a joke Kev. Add folk that think they're always right and folk who think we don't have a player who will get 10 goals a season. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Folk who think that constantly being a cunt= hardman.Folk that play at being the big man when in reality they're insignificant wee shites. The HSE rep in ma department at work definitely is this.False people, the ones that are your bestest buddy one moment, but talk shite about you behind yer backBackstabbersShitstabbersHuns and timsPeople Link to comment
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