StandFree1982 Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 You should have tipped her Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 You should have tipped herHaha Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Boozer with no papers. Fuck sake. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 How do the adverts work on this site? Look what I just fucking got? New pet hate is the hat calling me a sex case Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 It's based on internet history Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Well it's algorithms are fucked today coz I just got another one for a university. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 You targeting university students too? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I've been doing that for years Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 chebs ehm up lochee perk lookin fir ye..ehv goat a coupla cans Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 chebs ehm up lochee perk lookin fir ye..ehv goat a coupla cansNext time you're up Stobie way gives a shout Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 How do the adverts work on this site? Look what I just fucking got? New pet hate is the hat calling me a sex caseWho were you logged in as? Link to comment
BWG Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 How do the adverts work on this site? Look what I just fucking got? New pet hate is the hat calling me a sex case You once posted that you're a peado. Seems fair enough really. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Algorithm wasn't smart enough to realize he was more interested in the brown boyfriends 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Places like the Card Factory that sell absolute tat. On the rare occasion I buy a card, CloudyBlue in Rosemount. Amy is an absolute darling. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Could've done with that when I fucked off to Croatia. Bookmarked, cheers, henry Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 You ever need a limerick or a bit of verse, contact me, Poodlio . Mate's rates. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Roses are red,Morelos is black,I hope you both die.Along with Ryan Jack. 3 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Roses are red,Morelos is black,And looks like a Freddo,Melted in it's pack. 3 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Roses are red,I need a turd,Had two already,This'll be the third. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Durrants a cuntGoughs a cuntMcCoist is a cuntMorelos is a cuntHatelys a cuntThey’re all cuntsFucking Hun Cunts I think that’s not too bad actually, might put that forward for the National Poetry Competition...... Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Roses are redViolets are blueI'm a dyslexicshfjdsgfsudhsdfjkshdduifg Link to comment
YorkDon Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Cunts that stick to speed limits at 5am when you’re driving to work.You really dinna need to be doing 20 past that school when the kids aren’t fucking there... 2 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Cunts that stick to speed limits at 5am when you’re driving to work.You really dinna need to be doing 20 past that school when the kids aren’t fucking there... You might if you're planning an 8am abduction. Don't be so dismissive and narrow minded. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 You might if you're planning an 8am abduction. Don't be so dismissive and narrow minded.Ach you’re probably right min.How selfish of me to forget about the paedos and weirdos! Link to comment
BWG Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Folk who take anything longer than 15 seconds at a cash machine. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Maniacal religious preachers who shout biblical verse and proclaim the end of the world is nigh Link to comment
Henry Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Maniacal religious preachersA Design for Life was my favourite Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Folk who take anything longer than 15 seconds at a cash machine.^ this. Card in, fuck asking for a balance, select cash amount, no receipt, take card, take cash then fuck off. HOWEVER there is always some cunt who wants to check balances on multiple cards before deciding that they want to take some cash out of the first card they used. Fuck off with that pish. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People who say 'you've parked in my space' Their space being outside their house. No markings on road. No I haven't. Link to comment
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