Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

Actually feel sorry for the newest addition to the scrounging bastards family. Looking at a future of cruel bullying. A negro with a ginger afro and freckles...

Never stopped Wes Brown

[NEM]

Au contraire Sir.

 

The flouncy new age celebrates these once freaks of nature.

 

No longer will he be hit with dogshit tipped sticks but rather rise through the popularity charts with fellow weirdos.

 

[BWG]

Au contraire Sir.

 

The flouncy new age celebrates these once freaks of nature.

 

No longer will he be hit with dogshit tipped sticks but rather rise through the popularity charts with fellow weirdos.

 

He'll probably also develop a penchant for playing shite acoustic guitar and writing 3 chord songs.

[alscotoz]

 

[BrianFaePerth]

London/Heathrow

 

No manners and rudeness everywhere

 

The UK is a shithole

 

You all deserve to die

This

[BWG]

London/Heathrow

 

No manners and rudeness everywhere

 

 

 

So England then

 

wonder if that will set off Bluto's England alarm

[Studebaker-90]

Northern England is friendly enough. London is just full of arseholes.

[Bluto10]

So England then

 

wonder if that will set off Bluto's England alarm

lol

 

England > BWG

[Bluto10]

always wanted to do that white text gag BWG; good one; but am not sad enough to spend the time \ effort doing it

[BWG]

Tragic, Bluts, tragic.

[For Fecks Sake]

This

Aye cause Aussies are a welcoming bunch right enough

[For Fecks Sake]

Letting folk out at junctions but they either fail to go or fuck around and take an age to move.

[Poodler]

The band 'Train'

 

Complete shit

[BWG]

Letting folk out at junctions but they either fail to go or fuck around and take an age to move.

Or folk who stop to let every cunt out. Great Western Road is a cunt for that, I find.

[Parklife]

The band 'Train'

 

Complete shit

Their website used to be "trainline.com" so Id always accidentally go to it by mistake when looking for train times. Cunts.

[Redforever86]

Their website used to be "trainline.com" so Id always accidentally go to it by mistake when looking for train times. Cunts.

Spaz.

[Parklife]

Spaz.

An abortion of a sentence too. "Accidentally by mistake". Fucking spaz indeed.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Or folk who stop to let every cunt out. Great Western Road is a cunt for that, I find.

Or folk who slow down and flash their lights to let you come out when there’s three miles of empty road behind them. You drive your car I’ll drive mine.

 

And since we’re on it. Two lanes merging into one. I get the spatial arguement that both lanes should proceed right to the merging point and then merge 1:1. But why do the cunts in the outside lane think there’s a queue formed in the inside? Because of cunts like you that’s why.

[For Fecks Sake]

In short too many selfish cunts on the road only interested in themselves with no awareness to what else is going on.

 

From blocking junctions, not signaling, in wrong lane at a roundabout etc.

 

Don't get me started on the pricks who don't stop coming the other way to let old folk, people with prams etc cross the road. One particular young buck in his A3 practically swerved round an old bloke without stopping rather than taking the all of 5 seconds to let him cross.

[Poodler]

My bird showed me a picture of her and her pals the other day.

 

The photographer had said 'right everyone dance and forget the camera'.

 

So birds will just pretend to dance for 6 seconds, hands in the air, fake laughing, having the time of their lives, then just stop like it never happened.

 

Then it goes online 'out with these ones' blah blah

 

 

That sort of staged tomfoolery is seriously frightening. Here's us having the time of our lives. When really were all just standing about in a flat with no drugs.

[Fridge]

You’ve probably now experienced the corporate photo now Poodler. Everyone thumbs up to be posted internally about the fantastic project milestone completed.

 

Reality is the whole thing has gone to fuck and you hope most of the folk die for being useless pricks.

 

Must be a term for it faux give a fuck or something

[BrianFaePerth]

My bird showed me a picture of her and her pals the other day.

 

The photographer had said 'right everyone dance and forget the camera'.

 

So birds will just pretend to dance for 6 seconds, hands in the air, fake laughing, having the time of their lives, then just stop like it never happened.

 

Then it goes online 'out with these ones' blah blah

 

 

That sort of staged tomfoolery is seriously frightening. Here's us having the time of our lives. When really were all just standing about in a flat with no drugs.

We had a works night out at a comedy club last week. There was one of they walls with all the logos on it. Two burds from marketing got in front, did a wee video where they're wiggling and the like and then posted a similar "having it large" type entry on pussbook.

 

In reality people like me were watching and imagining them lezzing off.

[Arabian Knight]

how the fuck did a wee chutney ferret like yersel drive tup n rumpus tae mental beakdoons

[Poodler]

You’ve probably now experienced the corporate photo now Poodler. Everyone thumbs up to be posted internally about the fantastic project milestone completed.

 

Reality is the whole thing has gone to fuck and you hope most of the folk die for being useless pricks.

 

Must be a term for it faux give a fuck or something

Haha is it universal?! Christ!

[Fridge]

Haha is it universal?! Christ!

Sure is. And if it has been already mentioned the card being left on your desk to sign.

 

Zero idea who the fuck this person is but I have to give an all the best and donate some cash because they are going to another company.

[Redforever86]

Couldn’t handle that shit.

 

Thank fuck I’m my own boss.

[Poodler]

Couldn’t handle that shit.

 

Thank fuck I’m my own boss.

That's not me in bed with another man called David

[The Boofon]

That's not me in bed with another man called David

Hahaha.

[The Boofon]

You’ve probably now experienced the corporate photo now Poodler. Everyone thumbs up to be posted internally about the fantastic project milestone completed.

 

Reality is the whole thing has gone to fuck and you hope most of the folk die for being useless pricks.

 

Must be a term for it faux give a fuck or something

I don’t agree with that in the workplace.

[eeps]

Its disgusting.

 

Kids get made to do it aswell.

It's just 'say cheese' gone too far, was always going to happen