Aberdeen City Centre

[shut up meg]

Don't apologise, your drunk ramblings is always a good read, sometimes your not sure what's happening but it's never dull.

[alscotoz]

Ha, I am that way inclined, just offered to be his fag him a taxi, rather than possibly die. He declined, I cried

[BrianFaePerth]

One Sunday I was sitting in the Vic and folk were laughing at some poor bloke across the street (fucking guttered) crawling up the road

 

I went out, got him on his feet, found out where he stayed and took him the short distance too his place and got him in the door

 

Then bummed him (before anyone else says it)

Wondered how you met poodler

[Chewie37]

Did he consent?

Nah, he faked it......

[eeps]

One Sunday I was sitting in the Vic and folk were laughing at some poor bloke across the street (fucking guttered) crawling up the road

 

I went out, got him on his feet, found out where he stayed and took him the short distance too his place and got him in the door

 

Then bummed him (before anyone else says it)

I've done the same for a mortalled mannie. Bummed him, not taken him home obvs

[minijc]

Get a WeSwap card Mobby.

Strong suggestion, very handy.

[ddia]

I used to regularly escort my neighbour back to his house. He was a card-carrying alcoholic with only one ear and one eye. 

 

His left ear and eye had been melted off his face when he fell asleep on an Aga cooker hotplate.

[BrianFaePerth]

I used to regularly escort my neighbour back to his house. He was a card-carrying alcoholic with only one ear and one eye. 

 

His left ear and eye had been melted off his face when he fell asleep on an Aga cooker hotplate.

Was he Indian?

[Fridge]

Not even sure where to start with this story or which thread. Three gaylords (actually gay I think) no idea how that works out, anyway ordering lunch beside me.

 

Food arrives and one of them goes mental because he asked for no salad and said that’s your tip gone and makes the boy go back and scrape the salad off his plate.

 

Just fucking don’t eat the lettuce if you don’t want, I doubt you are allergic to it . Hope the boy wanked on his burger and glasses him later.

[Bluto10]

wonder if mobby puts any secret special sauces in milne afcs stovies ?

[Guest milne_afc]

wonder if mobby puts any secret special sauces in milne afcs stovies ?

If it helps your wank, he normally just spunks up my arse.

[Bluto10]

I always pictured him jizzing on your face

[Bluto10]

Two AFC Chat posters. Mobby and Milne probably.

 

I’m just watching.

[ScottishAndDutch]

Would be time for an Aberdeen FC Fanshop in town.

[HairyPie]

Would be time for an Aberdeen FC Fanshop in town.

 

Streaming Bluto's fantasy on massive screens?

 

Two AFC Chat posters. Mobby and Milne probably.

 

I’m just watching.

[Bluto10]

Own up folks, who else would pay to watch?

[Studebaker-90]

If I see a bargain I’ve got the money

[Guest milne_afc]

Own up folks, who else would pay to watch?

Two for a tenner? Yes please, four.

[Fridge]

Quiet pint at the the bar some boy early twenties pished came up and “fist pumped” me asking if I was an Aberdeen fan.

 

Blah blah....then I said you don’t happen to post on the Hat do you?

 

The reply was it is for sit down gaylords basically. Too tame. Where the fuck is he posting the dark web?

[Studebaker-90]

Pie and Bovril

[maryhilldon]

Quiet pint at the the bar some boy early twenties pished came up and “fist pumped” me asking if I was an Aberdeen fan.

 

Blah blah....then I said you don’t happen to post on the Hat do you?

 

The reply was it is for sit down gaylords basically. Too tame. Where the fuck is he posting the dark web?

It was Tup.

[maryhilldon]

Pie and Bovril

Should be Stovies and Bovril.

[Poodler]

Quiet pint at the the bar some boy early twenties pished came up and “fist pumped” me asking if I was an Aberdeen fan.

 

Blah blah....then I said you don’t happen to post on the Hat do you?

 

The reply was it is for sit down gaylords basically. Too tame. Where the fuck is he posting the dark web?

Sounds like someone can't handle the heat

[dazzy_deff]

Old Kings Highway apparently closing down to be turned into some wanky gin bar.

 

A real kick in the nuts that een. Love OKH.

[For Fecks Sake]

Old Kings Highway apparently closing down to be turned into some wanky gin bar.

 

A real kick in the nuts that een. Love OKH.

Overated albulm by Radiohead in my opinion.

[Studebaker-90]

Old Kings Highway apparently closing down to be turned into some wanky gin bar.

A real kick in the nuts that een. Love OKH.

Pseudo hard mans bar full of pricks.. aye it’ll be a real loss.

[Zeus]

I like the OKH, nae that I'm in toon often like. Wanky bars are shit though

[dazzy_deff]

Pseudo hard mans bar full of pricks.. aye it’ll be a real loss.

Terrible way to speak about @@Poodler

[Poodler]

Tbh it's juker is very limited. A sultan broke this news weeks ago anyway, I thought?

 

 

Her with the haircut from Hen Hoose is a good barmaid though

[Zeus]

Shes terrifying.

 

It's always Bon Jovi on the juker pretty much every time I've been in