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#1 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:18 PM

Now promoted to the top flight. 

 

WHO (loved Tommy) declaring it a 'Global Emergency' as it starts its world tour. 

 

Early days yet, but has the potential to be a serious downer when it spreads to places where their idea of Health Care is chopping up albinos and eating them in soup. 

 

Once it gets going in India and Africa... boy howdy. 

 

Bought your face masks yet? 


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#2 OFFLINE   milne_afc

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:21 PM

Won't get above triple figures.
Load of shit, imho.

These things are always a bit of a let down.
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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:29 PM

Mental at Heathrow today @Henry @richardbranson

Fucking walk it off
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#4 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:34 PM

Not a very deadly virus but is very contagious.

If you already have asthma or other underlying health issues, you should be worried. Everyone else will be fine.

Survival of the fittest.
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#5 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:36 PM

Hopefully gets to Ibrox pronto. 


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#6 OFFLINE   milne_afc

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:46 PM

Asthma 😂
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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:47 PM

Not a very deadly virus but is very contagious.
If you already have asthma or other underlying health issues, you should be worried. Everyone else will be fine.
Survival of the fittest.


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#8 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:48 PM

Virus.

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#9 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:54 PM

Virus.

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Still getting my run on.

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Zoe Ball a good ride, Norm?
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#10 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 08:57 PM

Not a very deadly virus but is very contagious.

If you already have asthma or other underlying health issues, you should be worried. Everyone else will be fine.

Survival of the fittest.


Aye ok Dr Quinn Medicine Woman.
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#11 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:10 PM

Aye ok Dr Quinn Medicine Woman.


Don't get angry at me because captain simpleton didn't book you for any of his made up gigs.
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#12 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:11 PM

Not a very deadly virus but is very contagious.

If you already have asthma or other underlying health issues, you should be worried. Everyone else will be fine.

Survival of the fittest.


Agree. No worse than the flu that goes about every year . How many Chinese have died ? Out of a billion!

Utter nonsense.








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#13 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:13 PM

Fair play to GB for the photo .
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#14 OFFLINE   milne_afc

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:08 PM

Grays bears a striking resemblance to Ricksen in that photo
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#15 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:24 PM

Grays bears a striking resemblance to Ricksen in that photo


Fuck you man.
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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:35 PM

Grays bears a striking resemblance to Ricksen in that photo

 

Insurance fraud and fled to Brazil. It's all coming together now. 


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#17 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:42 PM

fair play to GB for the photo 


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#18 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 09:46 PM

yeah, fair play for looking like a man united goalie
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#19 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:17 PM

Hope it kills Parky
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#20 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:21 PM

Corona is a fucking shit beer by the way.

That lime on the top so you cannae taste it and think you're some swish cunt - fuck that.

Get some Heineken down my neck.

At once.

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#21 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:25 PM

GB, when I joked earlier you had bum AIDS I didn't actually realise that you probably do have bum AIDS.

 

Sorry man. 


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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:30 PM

GB, when I joked earlier you had bum AIDS I didn't actually realise that you probably do have bum AIDS.

Sorry man.


Just you worry about where you're getting your albino soup from Weejie boy.

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#23 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 10:30 PM

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https://www.theyucat...the-arenavirus/
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Posted 30 January 2020 - 11:14 PM

Grays and RF putting themselves up for a Hat slagging recently

Brave souls.

This is not the virus to seriously risk human kind. It's basically James Wilson

Gives the journos something to do anyway

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#25 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 30 January 2020 - 11:40 PM

Virus.

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Still getting my run on.

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Fuckin hell, look what a virus can do
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#26 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 12:53 AM

Virus.

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Still getting my run on.

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Make sure that mask is N95 or N99. Otherwise you're giving yourself a false sense of security. 

 

I'm telling you this not to be a dick, but to make sure you have effective protection. 

 

Hopefully we all* make it through this trying time. 

 

 

 

*Obviously not all. 


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Posted 31 January 2020 - 01:38 AM

Why is there a picture of Fernandoz Ricksen in a face mask on here?

Why not i suppose..
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#28 OFFLINE   Singaporesteve

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 02:13 AM

My work handed out the masks yesterday. People loosing their shit about it here.  13 confirmed cases on the small island to date. 


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Posted 31 January 2020 - 02:24 AM

People loosing their shit about it here.


Diarrhoea?
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#30 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 31 January 2020 - 02:23 AM

My work handed out the masks yesterday. People loosing their shit about it here. 13 confirmed cases on the small island to date.


Third World Problems.

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